I'm curious if any of you have a special phrase or code word that you use with your partner for sex. For example: if you're out in public, or at a party, do you have something you can say to your partner to indicate that you want to leave and have sex (or just have sex at the end of the night), but that would sound innocuous to anyone else listening?
Do you and your partner(s) have a code word for sex?
01/18/2011
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It used to be a joke between my husband and I to say in front of our son that we were going to go upstairs to do the finances. We would be locked away in our computer room for a couple of hours and he thought we were actually paying the bills. Although he is now all grown up and knows what it means, we still joke about it.
01/18/2011
We say "Doing laundry." It works good and I can always do a "Hand wash" haha
OK just kidding.
Mostly we say "Want to play", if the kids ask we just tell them we are talking about PC game.
OK just kidding.
Mostly we say "Want to play", if the kids ask we just tell them we are talking about PC game.
01/18/2011
Mostly it is, "Want to fool around?" But in front of our son, it is more of the chore suggestion with a wink. It is funny, our son has a girlfriend and they make out and stuff, but as soon as he sees us making out he runs off to his room and closes the door. We can really just keep him confined with this method for a good long while and sneak off to the bedroom!
01/18/2011
I offer her a massage - she knows that means an intimate massage leading to plenty of orgasmic potential. If I know she's not in the mood - or OTR, I'll ask her for a 'massage'.
01/18/2011
I'm not nearly discreet enough about this sort of thing. We have code words, but they all sound like code words. But hey, we've been together a long time, I've got to go out of my way to convince people I still occasionally have sex.
01/18/2011
We have a phrase for it, but it really doesn't seem code. We say "boom boom."
01/18/2011
"coochy coochy"
"we go do the Bing bang boom?" like in the "Zohan" movie with Adam Sandler
"quicky"
"we go do the Bing bang boom?" like in the "Zohan" movie with Adam Sandler
"quicky"
01/18/2011
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On the weekends, if it's during the day and the kids are around, we "put away the laundry." I actually am doing laundry, so we take a basket up to the bedroom. Takes a really long time to put it all away, though
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
We say "Doing laundry." It works good and I can always do a "Hand wash" haha
OK just kidding.
Mostly we say "Want to play", if the kids ask we just tell them we are talking about PC game.
OK just kidding.
Mostly we say "Want to play", if the kids ask we just tell them we are talking about PC game.
01/18/2011
Boy, it seems like I'm always choosing "other".
We don't have a word, but rather a classic bass riff from a 70s porn movie.
We don't have a word, but rather a classic bass riff from a 70s porn movie.
01/19/2011
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we don't really have a phrase or a word, its more of a touch
Originally posted by
indiglo
I'm curious if any of you have a special phrase or code word that you use with your partner for sex. For example: if you're out in public, or at a party, do you have something you can say to your partner to indicate that you want to leave
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I'm curious if any of you have a special phrase or code word that you use with your partner for sex. For example: if you're out in public, or at a party, do you have something you can say to your partner to indicate that you want to leave and have sex (or just have sex at the end of the night), but that would sound innocuous to anyone else listening?
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01/19/2011
No, but this makes me think of the code word my roommate and I had last year in the dorms. Floppy disk. It still makes me giggle.
Hey, so and so is dropping by later to let me borrow his floppy disk. Heheheh
Hey, so and so is dropping by later to let me borrow his floppy disk. Heheheh
01/19/2011
we call it wrestling when the kids are around. and they think we wrestle. but that is only because i wrestle around with them all the time. so they don't know any better now.
01/19/2011
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That is a new one on me! Floppy Disk...that does make me wanna giggle. Cute.
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KnK
No, but this makes me think of the code word my roommate and I had last year in the dorms. Floppy disk. It still makes me giggle.
Hey, so and so is dropping by later to let me borrow his floppy disk. Heheheh
Hey, so and so is dropping by later to let me borrow his floppy disk. Heheheh
01/19/2011
My wife says remember that totempole we saw in Canada. That is my nickname she gave me after a trip to Canada where we had some of the best sex of our life. She loves it big and hard and says it has a carved cute head on top.
01/19/2011
we dont really, have a code word. most of the time, I just corner him in the bedroom, and see where things go. usually up.
01/19/2011
These are so fun to read! We will say something about going to the "lobby".
01/19/2011
haha no...we use sex fuck and love
01/19/2011
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That's great stuff right there!!
Originally posted by
Fun Lover
My wife says remember that totempole we saw in Canada. That is my nickname she gave me after a trip to Canada where we had some of the best sex of our life. She loves it big and hard and says it has a carved cute head on top.
01/19/2011
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Hey, we say "going to the lobby" too!
Originally posted by
indiglo
I'm curious if any of you have a special phrase or code word that you use with your partner for sex. For example: if you're out in public, or at a party, do you have something you can say to your partner to indicate that you want to leave
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I'm curious if any of you have a special phrase or code word that you use with your partner for sex. For example: if you're out in public, or at a party, do you have something you can say to your partner to indicate that you want to leave and have sex (or just have sex at the end of the night), but that would sound innocuous to anyone else listening?
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01/20/2011
Nope. We have a predetermined time to leave, regardless of the fun we're having or what's going on at the time. Works better than trying to send signals across the room.
01/20/2011
Nope but I wish we did. He's paranoid about other people catching on. I say who cares, at least they'd know we were having fun.
01/20/2011
To each other we usually say "mrow". It's pretty obvious what it is, but its kind of our code.
01/20/2011
no code, but I think that's because we don't have kids. I'm sure we will get one after, so keep the codes coming because some of them are really funny and I might steal your idea.
01/20/2011
We don't have any sort of "discreet" codename, but I think "have sex" sounds a bit..direct, so I normally tell him that he's going to "skank". Works well for our relationship, but he's in for a spanking if he tries to say the same to me. I'm not a skank. x.x He is.
01/20/2011
When we had quickies at his friend's house in their kitchen... I'd ask him to come "Taste the food, cause I didn't know if it was yummy or not."
And his friend would be like "So how's the food coming?"
And he'd be like "Fucking delish." lol
And his friend would be like "So how's the food coming?"
And he'd be like "Fucking delish." lol
01/20/2011
We don't really have a code word it's more of a look and/or tone - basically anything and everything means sex It's amazing the number of innuendos that arise when you're horny as hell!
01/20/2011
Ours is ice cream. It's a good cover because even in the winter with snow and ice I want actual ice cream.
01/20/2011
I am loving all the code words!!! Very clever!
01/21/2011
There are a lot of clever code words here. I don't really have one with my husband, but with my last boyfriend it was "bowling". That came from one night that we ended up having rougher sex that left me sore after we got back from, you guessed it, bowling. So we just joked around and called it that for a little while.
01/25/2011