Does your signicant other "slap" or "tap" your butt when you walk by?

Bignuf Bignuf
We have noticed, at friends houses, that some gals do this to their significant others, just as some guys do too. We have been married over 30 years, and while I might give my hubby a little smootch in passing...maybe even a rub the crotch (same with him to me), I don't see the smack on the butt thing. We are not in a locker room at half time.

Are we the oddballs again? Do you do the fanny whack thing with your S.O.?
09/28/2012
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P'Gell P'Gell
He usually smacks me really hard! Most of the time, I'm really into it. But, he isn't always good at reading my mood when we're not having sex at the moment.

Last night, I was in a pissy mood, our bathroom is under a forced remodel project, due to a leaking toilet and the entire floor being removed. Then our dishwasher, which has been giving us problems for months, finally died. And, he waited too long to fix the faucet in the kitchen and I KNOW we have mold under the cabinet, but my allergies are so bad, I'm afraid to get under there and clean it out myself.

So, I'm doing the freakin' dishes by hand last night (after having to empty the filthy dishwasher, because of course we realized it was finally completely broken when it was FULL) and he just hauls off and smacks me like I'm gonna like it. I screamed at him! Then I swore at him. I usually don't ask much of men in terms of "knowing what I'm thinking" but shit, it was freakin' obvious I was in a terrible mood. I'd also had a headache for a week or more and had a lot of things on my mind. Why can't he read me more easily when someone who didn't even know me would say, "Stay away from that bitch. She's in a bad mood, dude!"

Rant over.
09/28/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
He does this to me all the time. Usually hard. lol I like it for the most part, minus times like P'Gell mentioned when I've had an awful day.
09/28/2012
Kissy Kissy
Yes, this happens... it is ridic, I agree, but I would miss it if it went away.
09/28/2012
Vanille Vanille
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
We have noticed, at friends houses, that some gals do this to their significant others, just as some guys do too. We have been married over 30 years, and while I might give my hubby a little smootch in passing...maybe even a rub the crotch (same with ... More
Yes, I like it.
09/28/2012
sweetiejo sweetiejo
Not if we have company over, I would murder him (metaphorically) but if its just us in the house it has been known to happen on occasion.
09/28/2012
SaiDiscordia SaiDiscordia
Yes, my hubby does this to me and I love it! It is part of our lifestyle. I would never do it to him unless he asked. It makes me feel desired and of course it plays into my masochistic tendencies.
09/28/2012
ValerieRayne ValerieRayne
My boyfriend used to smack my butt just randomly. Then, it became part of our sexual activities - because I desperately desired it. After I stopped getting spankings at all, I told him he wasn't allowed to smack my butt playfully anymore. Too much of a tease for the things that I'm not getting...
09/28/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
He does randomly but not all the time. I like when he does it.
09/28/2012
jr2012 jr2012
we spend most of our days in silly moods...so it's a kick to the butt usually! (lightly and non-painful of course!)

I don't think we'd ever do that in public though!
09/28/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
We do, but it's not hard and not often.
09/28/2012
gsfanatic gsfanatic
I tap hers in private, and rarely she'll tap mine back
09/28/2012
Undecided Undecided
Nope he grabs mine when we are alone though
09/28/2012
PepperPot PepperPot
When we're alone? Yeah, he'll grab a breast or squeeze my butt I'm always happy to squeeze his, too!
09/28/2012
nova2014 nova2014
I do but I'm trying to stop since he told me it makes him uncomfortable because it's supposed to be the guy doing that not the girl.....dunno if that reasoning makes sense to me but yea...
01/25/2013
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