Don't ever let your marriage fall prey to an unclean coochie

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Don't ever let your marriage fall prey to an unclean coochie

Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Now you can make sure your marriage and sex life stay alive, by making sure that your feminine parts are always clean! Use Lysol Vaginal Douche!

Important Notice The Lysol Company will not be held responsible if any of the following occur : Blindness, Vaginal, Cervical or Uterine lesions or cancer, Miscarriages, Toxic shock, or Death.





For those of you who cannot read this tiny writing, I have typed out the advertisment text below


Often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shur her out from a happy married love

A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safequard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation ly "Lysol". So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart.

Germs destroyed swiftly

"Lysol has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact . . . truly cleanses the vaginal calal even in the presence of mucous matter. Thus "Lysol" acts in a way that makeshifts like soap, salt, or soda never can.
Appealing daintiness is assured, because the very source of objectionable odors is eliminated. ..... (NO SHIT)

Use whenever needed!

Yet gentle, non-caustic "Lysol" will not harm delicate tissue. Simple directions give correct douching solution. Many doctors advise their patients to douche regularly with "Lysol" brand disinfectant, just to insure feminine daintiness alone, and to use it as often as necessary. No greasy aftereffect.

For feminine hygiene, three times more women use "Lysol" than any other liquid preparation. No other is more reliable. You, too, can rely on "Lysol" to help protect your married happiness . . . keep you desirable!
05/24/2011
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Jul!a Jul!a
I am... speechless. Really. Wow.
05/24/2011
Illusional Illusional
Oh god.... lol
05/24/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
I've seen this before. Awful. Women also used to douche with Lysol or drain cleaner to cause abortions. UG. Scary.
05/24/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I've seen this before. Awful. Women also used to douche with Lysol or drain cleaner to cause abortions. UG. Scary.
Now THAT, makes sense. But still so wrong.
05/24/2011
BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I've seen lots of these kinds of ads from the 50s. Disturbing.

One of my favorites, in a funny way, was this one:

05/24/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
That is so gross. I was about to state what P'Gell said, but since she said it I don't have to It really is sad though. Way back when, they didn't have half the products that we have now for our vaginas. I can't imagine what it was like to use lysol on my cooch. If I had an allergic reaction to Miconazole, which is causing me to be in bed because of the pain, I can't imagine what Lysol would do to me.
05/24/2011
CuteDee CuteDee
Hee hee That is too funny!! Ive always been worried about smelling funny down there but never had any complaints so I must be doing something right!
05/24/2011
BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by CuteDee
Hee hee That is too funny!! Ive always been worried about smelling funny down there but never had any complaints so I must be doing something right!
Unless you haven't done basic washing or you have an infection, you vag smells JUST the way it's supposed to.
05/24/2011
Alyjazz Alyjazz
That is a little bit scary. sheesh
05/24/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Lemony fresh cootch? No thanks.
05/24/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Lemony fresh cootch? No thanks.
Lemony my ass. Lysol smells like what it is.... poison.
05/24/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Even I crossed my legs and squirmed when I read that!
05/24/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
05/24/2011
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Ugh. I'm getting empathy pains.
That's disgusting.
05/26/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
Wow, just wow. And we wonder why that older generation of women always seemed to have a frown on their face!
05/26/2011
newlady newlady
Eww. That's awful!
05/26/2011
tffnyandrs tffnyandrs
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I've seen lots of these kinds of ads from the 50s. Disturbing.

One of my favorites, in a funny way, was this one:

funny!
05/26/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Now you can make sure your marriage and sex life stay alive, by making sure that your feminine parts are always clean! Use Lysol Vaginal Douche!

Important Notice The Lysol Company will not be held responsible if any of the following occur : ...
I don't believe my feminine parts have ever been "dainty" and I don't think they should be! ACK is all I can say. "Caustically boil all the germs, yeast and bacteria away from your vaginal canal" would be a more accurate ad....
05/26/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
OMG TIM You have a camera in my house don't you???? That's exactly the lookon my face when I read that ad!
05/26/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I've seen lots of these kinds of ads from the 50s. Disturbing.

One of my favorites, in a funny way, was this one:

ROFL! She is a good woman then...she didn't burn the beer!
05/26/2011
gone77 gone77
I'd seen this before and it's just SO disturbing.
05/26/2011
meganthomas meganthomas
I saw a bunch of that stuff (crazy old-time crap) on a link I found through an article from SexIs and I couldn't believe what I was reading!
05/26/2011
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Now you can make sure your marriage and sex life stay alive, by making sure that your feminine parts are always clean! Use Lysol Vaginal Douche!

Important Notice The Lysol Company will not be held responsible if any of the following occur : ...
I can't even imagine a woman trying to clean herself with Lysol. That's awful.
05/26/2011
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