Sex Quotes

Contributor: CrystaCat CrystaCat
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships – Sharon Stone

Don’t knock masturbation….. it’s sex with someone I love – Woody Allen

My two favorite sex quotes so far. Do you know any?
12/27/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." - Katharine Hepburn

"'Love' ain't nothing but 'sex' misspelled." - Harlan Ellison

"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." - Groucho Marx

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." - S.J. Perelman

"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." - Zsa Zsa Gabor (My personal quote because it was so true while I was married.)
12/27/2011