How does your Significant Other wake up looking. Forget looking through the eyes of "love", and be honest in this poll. How would they look to the REST of the world?

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How does your Significant Other wake up looking. Forget looking through the eyes of "love", and be honest in this poll. How would they look to the REST of the world?

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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
I know I look like the Bride of Frankenstein in the morning. No matter what, I run to the sink to brush my hair and brush my teeth...THEN slip back into bed.

My hubby has the WILD hair, every morning. No matter what.

However, HE dated, years ago, a gal who looked like BARBIE going to sleep...and worse yet, WHEN WAKING UP. She could go to sleep in makeup and be ready for a formal party...not a hair out of place, RIGHT when waking up. He never could figure it out. It was actually kind of "spooky". Meanwhile, my old boyfriend, who had BIG hair (it was the 60's), would wake up...well, his hair too was perfect. I figured it was SO much spray, it was like concrete, but I seem to remember it being soft back then, so who knows.

SO...how does YOUR significant other wake up every morning...really?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
He wakes up looking a frieght.
7
He wakes up looking slightly desheveled.
50
He wakes up looking pretty "together".
22
He wakes up looking ready for a dinner party!!!!
1
She wakes up looking a frieght.
She wakes up looking slightly desheveled.
19
She wakes up looking pretty "together".
12
She wakes up looking ready for a dinner party!!!
1
Other?
2
Total votes: 114 (104 voters)
Poll is closed
10/09/2011
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Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
My girlfriend usually wakes up looking halfway between together and disheveled. It really just depends on how much sleep she got, what time we went to sleep, and if we did the hanky panky at all. Oh, or if she had been drinking.

But otherwise, she wakes up, looks a bit sleepy, fixes her hair back into a ponytail and goes to brush her teeth and such.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
He wakes up with the tousled hair but other than that he looks like any other time during the day, but I actually think the hair is adorable, so if he doesn't feel like brushing it right away I certainly won't complain!
10/09/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
my bf wakes up looking great. it kills me a little, lol.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
We both wake up looking my favorite way: with the freshly-fucked-look about us. I love that look, it is what I strive for on a daily basis. I tell my hair stylist that is the look I am after.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
A bit of scruff and hair sticking up at odd angles, usually bleary-eyed.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Not gonna lie, she wakes up being pretty groggy and not happy to be awake most mornings.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
My husband looks pretty normal when he wakes up in the morning, since he has a crew cut. On the other hand, my hair is sticking up at every direction, and my face is all puffy!
10/09/2011
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
My husband looks pretty normal when he wakes up in the morning, since he has a crew cut. On the other hand, my hair is sticking up at every direction, and my face is all puffy!
That describes us as well. He looks great when he wakes up, his hair is so short there's not much that can change when he's asleep. He might need a shave, though.

Me? Totally Bride of Frankenstein if I don't wash off my makeup before bed. My hair is long and I put it up usually but it goes wild while I'm sleeping, haha.
10/10/2011
Contributor: carenautilus carenautilus
My pretty gentleman generally wakes up looking more confused than disheveled. It's pretty adorable. I have to resist the urge to cuddle her to death.
10/10/2011
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
He's a dude, so I think it would take a lot to look like a mess. The worst thing that happens is maybe a drool patch on his cheek or something.

I think I look a bit worse, but he is constantly telling me how beautiful I am right when I wake up. I think it might be the love talking.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I'm single but I reckon I'd scare a partner right out of the bed each morning.....
10/10/2011
Contributor: lilly555 lilly555
Quote:
Originally posted by Kkay
A bit of scruff and hair sticking up at odd angles, usually bleary-eyed.
Same with mine and he doesn't fix it for the most part so he goes around looking this way all the time. I suppose he wakes up like a less alert version of his usual self.
10/10/2011
Contributor: SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
His hair is a bit messy (usually a cow lick from sleeping on ONE side) and his morning breath is pretty bad (I tolerate it though =D) but other than that, he is ready to go! lol
10/10/2011
Contributor: fabidefabi fabidefabi
A funny saying we used to say about pretty and cute girls. "A cute girl will wake up looking like crap after partying, but a pretty girl will wake up looking the same way she went to sleep"
10/10/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by fabidefabi
A funny saying we used to say about pretty and cute girls. "A cute girl will wake up looking like crap after partying, but a pretty girl will wake up looking the same way she went to sleep"
Maaaaan oh man, then I must be a cute girl :p I'd go out to the club or bar and wake up the next day looking like a make-up truck full of eyeliner and glitter ran me over!
10/10/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I don't look horrible waking up but she looks a little ran over when she wakes up.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
He wakes up looking like he got smack with bricks. LOL I do too though.
10/10/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
My hubby wakes up looking fine.


I, on the other hand, look like a cross between Medusa and a fraggle.
10/10/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
He wakes up disheveled and sexy! He already looks like House, more so in the early morning, when his hair is not brushed, he's got a 2 day beard growth and....RAWR.....
10/10/2011
Contributor: big b big b
fine
10/10/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
she wakes up looking ok. But her brain does not work until she has had her coffee.
10/12/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
yanno i cant tell you how he looks through the eyes of the rest of the world because those aint my eyes.

to me i LOVE it when he's just woken up because his eyelashes are longer and he's so sweet looking. he looks so extra cute when he's just woken up. i love it. just want to kiss his little face.
10/12/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
I honestly dont notice even after 3 years of living together. Im with Alice, if I wake up slightly before him I notice his eyelashes and how he looks so sweet and peaceful.

I on the other hand have no idea what I look like in the morning. But hes never said anything, so.
10/12/2011
Contributor: TboyTy TboyTy
She wakes up looking pretty good, I... we needn't discuss that.
10/12/2011
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
He wakes up with messy hair, otherwise he's good to go. Me, however, I wake up with my hair everywhere and have to drag myself out of bed.
10/14/2011
Contributor: MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
The person I am sleeping with the most often at the time is Carly and she looks pretty good in the morning...sweet, sexy and sleepy....but she's a naturally beautiful girl and looks great with no makeup and messy hair....
I should hate her! Hahahahahaha
10/14/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
He is so cute, like a little boy with cowlicks.
10/17/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Honestly, my lover looks amazing when he wakes up. He doesn't think so, he always rushes to cover his hair... but even with my 'objective glasses' on, he looks incredible.
10/17/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
I'm single but I reckon I'd scare a partner right out of the bed each morning.....
You would be surprised how beautiful you might appear...even then, to the right person!!!!
10/17/2011