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Eden C. Eden C.
How much information do you disclose to your significant other regarding what goes on in the bathroom?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I never mention the subject
10
S/he talks about it, but I don't
8
I'll talk about pee, but not poop.
24
I'll talk about poop, but not pee.
1
I only talk about it if there's a problem.
61
I usually don't talk about it when everything is functioning, but s/he definitely needs to know when I take an epic dump!
12
I don't mind talking about it, but s/he won't talk about it.
7
We both talk about pee and poop freely.
63
Other
3
Total votes: 189 (153 voters)
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02/28/2011
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Eden C. Eden C.
I'm curious because my girlfriend is always giving me her bathroom-related updates. Of course I wouldn't want her to withhold information if she is sick or suffering, but it just gets to be annoying, gross, and immature after a while. I don't need daily updates. I was wondering if anyone else had this problem.
02/28/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Since my wife is a medical practitioner, I always tell her whenever I think there is anything wrong. But yeah, if I drop an enormous load, I'll tell her about it too just to get her shaking her head and wondering what exactly it is she sees in me.
02/28/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Since my wife is a medical practitioner, I always tell her whenever I think there is anything wrong. But yeah, if I drop an enormous load, I'll tell her about it too just to get her shaking her head and wondering what exactly it is she sees in me.
Yeah, I have a similar reaction! My girlfriend doesn't mind telling my friends about it either. She certainly spares no detail. She also doesn't close the bathroom door, to make sure I don't miss anything.
02/28/2011
TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
The Husband and I are very open and share pretty much everything. Bathroom issues aren't a big deal with us.
02/28/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by TheSinDoll
The Husband and I are very open and share pretty much everything. Bathroom issues aren't a big deal with us.
That sounds really nice.

I think bathroom issues are a big deal in my relationship because both of us have the sense of humor of a 5 year-old.
02/28/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
After 21 years, we talk about everything, even monthly stuff.
02/28/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I once had a friend who would do this. My husband and me talk about bathroom stuff ALL the time, but I can't stand it when anyone else does this with me.
02/28/2011
liilii080 liilii080
We're pretty much wide open about the subject in conversation but never actually in front of each other.
02/28/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
We talk about everything.
02/28/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
The boyfriend and I are pretty open about everything, this included.
02/28/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
How much information do you disclose to your significant other regarding what goes on in the bathroom?
I'd never disclose that.
02/28/2011
joja joja
We're pretty open about it. Same with farts/burps. We're humans, it happens.
02/28/2011
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
My boyfriend and I only really talk about what goes on in the bathroom if one of us is not feeling well, just to give the other a heads up.
03/01/2011
bunny love bunny love
We talk about pee and poop, but we don't routinely give each other "updates" like it's the nightly news.

I'll pee while he's in the bathroom, too. We agree that we'd both rather be alone while pooping though.
03/01/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
I said we talk about it freely, but not usually if there isn't an issue.
03/01/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
I have mentioned on the odd ocassion if there has been a problem. Or even other private issues. It doesn't bother Master at all.
And I often say I have to pee if we are chatting or playing on cam and I need to go.

I really like having the closeness to someone who I can talk to about anything without hang ups. That's just who I am.
03/01/2011
indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by bunny love
We talk about pee and poop, but we don't routinely give each other "updates" like it's the nightly news.

I'll pee while he's in the bathroom, too. We agree that we'd both rather be alone while pooping though.
Yeah, we're pretty much the same on that.

If there's an issue and someone is sick, we'll talk about that though, no problem. When I had kidney stones a few months ago, it seemed like all our conversations revolved around my pee. LOL We were just waiting for that stone to pass.
03/01/2011
slynch slynch
We're open about everything
03/01/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Quote:
Originally posted by bunny love
We talk about pee and poop, but we don't routinely give each other "updates" like it's the nightly news.

I'll pee while he's in the bathroom, too. We agree that we'd both rather be alone while pooping though.
Ha! Nightly News, that cracks me up. "Tonight in the 5 o'clock hour we have a warning about the stench coming out of the bathroom and a chance of yellow showers."
03/01/2011
jankit jankit
I've finally got the boy comfortable enough about talking about his body so I don't like to push it. We only say things if there's something wrong, either of us are trying to be gross/obnoxious or we're just feeling silly.

Recently, after a hearty meal and switching off the bathroom with each other, we both said, "my butt hurts " at the same time. Bad poops, man.
03/01/2011
SexyStuff SexyStuff
Hate it but the hubs loves to talk about that stuff.
03/02/2011
ColorSplash ColorSplash
I dont think I am that comfy with talking about it.
03/02/2011
gladiola gladiola
We talk about it quite freely, though we don't give regular updates
03/03/2011
gladiola gladiola
Quote:
Originally posted by joja
We're pretty open about it. Same with farts/burps. We're humans, it happens.
COMPLETELY agree with this.
03/03/2011
newlady newlady
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyStuff
Hate it but the hubs loves to talk about that stuff.
Same here.
03/03/2011
Kaltir Kaltir
I don't mind talking about pee (only mentioning it briefly, like Wow, I really had to pee!), but the husband talks about everythingggg, lol.
03/03/2011
Alyxx Alyxx
He gives me occasional updates, often gross ones. I just shake my head and laugh.
03/06/2011
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
never talked bout wouldn't bug me but i wouldnt care
03/06/2011
Destri Destri
Quote:
Originally posted by darthkitt3n
My boyfriend and I only really talk about what goes on in the bathroom if one of us is not feeling well, just to give the other a heads up.
This is what we do too. I would stop any 'daily updates!' Gross... and unnecessary
03/06/2011
Total posts: 72
Unique posters: 64