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Contributor: Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme) Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Last night, I had a very intense sexual dream about somebody whose sex-blog I read. Never met 'em, never said more than two or three words to them over the 'net, but there they were in a very intense, erotic foursome.

It reminded me of how totally unexpected people sometimes crop up into your sex dreams - seriously, like 'what the HELL are you doing here???'

Just wondering who the most inexplicable person YOU'VE ever had a sexual dream about was? And for good measure, have you ever fantasized about somebody completely unexpected/inexplicabl e/inappropriate?
05/28/2009
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Contributor: VelvetBound VelvetBound
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Originally posted by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Last night, I had a very intense sexual dream about somebody whose sex-blog I read. Never met 'em, never said more than two or three words to them over the 'net, but there they were in a very intense, erotic foursome.

It reminded me of ... more
My best (girl) friend? I am completely straight so these dreams are always interesting!
05/28/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
05/28/2009
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
My ex-brother in law, who was good looking but we had a mutual hate thing going on. So when I awoke I was quite surprised that I would have had a dream about him.
05/28/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
One of my professors. He's a smug old man in his mid-60s who teaches British literature and always wears a ridiculous red belt. The hilarious part of it all is that I fucking hate his guts, especially since I had to suffer through him for three semesters in a row.
05/28/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
One of my husbnads co workers. He hangs out with us a lot. I had the most AMAZING sex dream about him. I also have them about his former commander but that is a whole other story.
05/28/2009
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
Oh jeez, lets see. First, my high school biology teacher...couldn't look him in the eye for a long time. Then I've had a dream of my brother (couple years younger than me) touching me and trying to have sex with me, VERY disturbing. Then I've had a dream of me and my sister (18 months older) making out.

On a better note, had my first girl-on-girl sex dream the other night. AMAZING!!!
05/28/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
Ditto, and amen. Things I never wanted to watch. I felt the need to bleach my visual cortex.

On a less creepy note, I had an insanely sexy dream about my best guy friend, my man, and I having a threesome. I got almost none of my friend, though, because my better half was, ah, monopolizing his attention. And mine. Quite talented... But anyway, when I woke up, I had this "eeeew, incest!" moment, because we're like brother and sister. And then I decided that, since I have no interest in ever actually having a threesome, much less with him, it was perfectly ok to fantasize about said threesome. And I can still hug him and look him in the eye and get piggyback rides without a hint of awkwardness. Usually.
05/29/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Right after I first met my most recent ex-boyfriend, I had a dream that he was fucking Clint Eastwood in the ass. Now, I love guy on guy action, don't get me wrong, but a sex dream about Clint Eastwood was just weird! I haven't even seen very many of his movies so I'm not like some kind of huge fan.

I told the ex about it and of course, he felt it was a testament to his manhood that he was able to take on Clint and give it to him hard, even it if it was a dream. It is, to this day, the most bizarre dream I've ever had.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
This.


Also, howie mandell
05/29/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Coworkers, and some of my husband's friends.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Also a family member. A cousin.

And a man (I'm a lesbian) whose face I couldn't see.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
I hate this post for reminding me that I've had a sex dream about my mom.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
I once dreamed that I was having sex with Rudy Giuliani. I don't know why. It was stellar sex, too.
05/29/2009
Contributor: rkitty83 rkitty83
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
Ditto. So disturbing that I can't even say it out loud.
05/29/2009
Contributor: rkitty83 rkitty83
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Originally posted by rkitty83
Ditto. So disturbing that I can't even say it out loud.
Oh, add young cousin (16 - yikes!) and brother-in-law (both) to my list. Not as disturbing as the above mentioned.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I have had a few erotic dreams of me and my father or me and my sister mutually masturbating but to me it isn't abnormal. Disturbing but less worst than other dreams.

I have many erotic dreams some very odd and disturbing. When I was 11 I dreamt I had been fucked by a giant turtle and in another dream I was being fucked by the head of a man with many little yellow tentacles attached to it...I have no clue how my unconscious came up with it and why but I'm sure Freud would have wonderful things to say about me. I remember these dreams bcs they totally freaked the hell out of me.

I fantasize about anyone and everyone, like guys that are working out with me at the gym...I fantasize about porn stars mostly women, I identify myself as hetero but I have had a few expriences with girls and I think that love and attraction should not be categorized in discrete bins.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Nickisonehere
I hate this post for reminding me that I've had a sex dream about my mom.
So did I. I can't believe I'm admitting this.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I once had a dream that I was in an empty bathtub, trying to give a man who's face I couldn't see a blowjob. His "penis" was actually a cylinder of ground meat, wrapped in a Shogun firecracker paper.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
I once had a dream that I was in an empty bathtub, trying to give a man who's face I couldn't see a blowjob. His "penis" was actually a cylinder of ground meat, wrapped in a Shogun firecracker paper.
Thats pretty hilarious! Hope it hasn't stopped you from buying ground meat
05/30/2009
Contributor: Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that had dreams of family members. It's so incredibly disturbing...

I also had an erotic dream about my best female friend. I believe it's because I see her as a strong controlling force, she's very dominant, and that's how it was played out in the dream. Another male friend of mine actually told me he had the same dream about her, so I was relieved I wasn't the only one that felt "bossed" around by her.

On a TOTALLY different note, why is sex in dreams so much better? Once I had an erotic dream while I was sleeping over at my friend's house, in the same bed. I woke up humping the sheets and she was awake, hahaha. I lied and said that I was being chased in my dream and was running, and that I must have been acting it out in real life. I don't think she bought it.
05/30/2009
Contributor: Rocky LaFemme Rocky LaFemme
A Republican (I do not date or have sex w/republicans) who lived on my floor in college. We did not hang out but he use to come by my room, ask to borrow honey and call me His Queen. In dream we on my top bunk and we both banged our heads on the ceiling to this day it is still the hottest wet dream I have ever had.
05/30/2009
Contributor: Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
A Republican (I do not date or have sex w/republicans) who lived on my floor in college. We did not hang out but he use to come by my room, ask to borrow honey and call me His Queen. In dream we on my top bunk and we both banged our heads on the ... more
Why no republicans? Its your choice, but couldn't there be an exception? It just sounds very one sided. This forum is pretty liberal, I can't imagine it would go over well if someone said they didn't date or have sex with democrats. However, your choices are respected! Just wondering.

FTR I'm a moderate/libertarian.
05/30/2009
Contributor: Rocky LaFemme Rocky LaFemme
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Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
Why no republicans? Its your choice, but couldn't there be an exception? It just sounds very one sided. This forum is pretty liberal, I can't imagine it would go over well if someone said they didn't date or have sex with democrats. ... more
At the time I had a straight no Rep rule, anything but. I lived in KS a very red state and everywhere I turned it was Republican or die. I just couldn't take it anymore. So dreaming about one was the greatest shock of my life. Now I don't care but at the time it was very shocking. I was 17 and silly.
05/30/2009
Contributor: Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
At the time I had a straight no Rep rule, anything but. I lived in KS a very red state and everywhere I turned it was Republican or die. I just couldn't take it anymore. So dreaming about one was the greatest shock of my life. Now I don't ... more
Yeah, I feel you. Being around only one type can be tremendously tiring!
05/30/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
Why no republicans? Its your choice, but couldn't there be an exception? It just sounds very one sided. This forum is pretty liberal, I can't imagine it would go over well if someone said they didn't date or have sex with democrats. ... more
Personally, I don't date people who are very conservative because politics are extremely important to me, and since I like partners who are equally passionate about my issues, it tends to lead to fights. I have friends and family who are conservative, and we just avoid the subject as much as humanely possible.

I also live in a state that is considered "a more cultured Alabama" outside of its major cities, so that doesn't help.
05/30/2009
Contributor: Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Personally, I don't date people who are very conservative because politics are extremely important to me, and since I like partners who are equally passionate about my issues, it tends to lead to fights. I have friends and family who are ... more
I totally understand, we all have our types. For the majority of my life I had declared myself as conservative, but my "types" were always more liberal than myself, friends included. I like the yin/yang aspect.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I wish things weren't so black and white, or all or nothing regarding the different political groups. When it comes to choosing a partner it can be pretty limiting if you only choose from your own pool.
05/31/2009
Contributor: Raven Raven
A client who is a partner in a law firm but not your average lawyer. He's a few years older than I am and we have always had a close relationship, meaning that we can talk about sex with each other and it's great. We have had many late night conversations about his lack of luck with women which is strange because he is very good looking (ponytail, goatee, ripped), and about the fact that he has a hard time reconciling his sex life with his religious beliefs. I had a dream of him once that still rocks me if I think about it, which involved me being a Dom. Funny thing was a few days after that dream he was joking about about how sometimes when I call him and have to come down on him hard for doing something I told him not to do, he said it almost feels like he is being spanked, but that he loves every minute of it!!! Geez, the man must be psychic.
06/09/2009
Contributor: MissApple MissApple
Well it isn't a fantasy of mine, but I dreampt that I was my mother's boyfrined and we were messing around and the such... oh it was so akward when I was around her after that.
06/13/2009
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
Bleh. Me, too. I always wake up feeling horrible when I have a dream like that.
06/13/2009