Nuclear Powered Fantasy "Forever Vibe". Would you buy it?

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Nuclear Powered Fantasy "Forever Vibe". Would you buy it?

Bignuf Bignuf
SO...all of a sudden, they introduce the "Forever Vibe". Beautiful exterior, and a motor/power source that lasts "forever" (or 25,000 years, anyway), because it is LEAD LINED and has a micro NUCLEAR power source inside.

NO batteries, NO plug in, just LIMITLESS play....for centuries.


The price, due to it being a creative program to recycle HOT nuclear waste, is SUPER CHEAP....and it IS actually safe (encased, as it is, in hardened titanium shell, inside).

SO? Would YOU be signing in to get one???

12/22/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
SO...all of a sudden, they introduce the "Forever Vibe". Beautiful exterior, and a motor/power source that lasts "forever" (or 25,000 years, anyway), because it is LEAD LINED and has a micro NUCLEAR power source inside.

NO ...
Probably not. Not only will the vibe outlast us, there's no way to recycle it!
12/22/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
Nah, I think I'm pretty content with the toys I own now.
12/22/2011
Ryuson Ryuson
It sounds interesting! I'd have to read a review!
12/22/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
My bs detector is tingling...
12/22/2011
Ryuson Ryuson
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
My bs detector is tingling...
I've come to the conclusion that I'm pretty sure that the question was hypothetical (after spending 5 minutes googling it before writing my comment!)
12/22/2011
Rarity Rarity
No, I'm too skeptical to trust nuclear material around or near my lady garden.
12/22/2011
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Fucking scary, dude
12/22/2011
Sarah Ann Lee Sarah Ann Lee
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
SO...all of a sudden, they introduce the "Forever Vibe". Beautiful exterior, and a motor/power source that lasts "forever" (or 25,000 years, anyway), because it is LEAD LINED and has a micro NUCLEAR power source inside.

NO ...
Probably, depending on specifics considering most vibes die very quickly
12/25/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
My bs detector is tingling...
Googling provides no results for anything like this, so I'd have to agree.

If it is a hypothetical question... then probably not. It's not that I'm distrustful of nuclear power in and of itself, but just I can't see a vibrator of this nature as being completely, 100% safe.
12/28/2011
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