Sci-Fi/Fantasy Fantasy 1: Which of the following would you have sex with? You can select as many as you like.(107 posts)
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Sci-Fi/Fantasy Fantasy 2: Of these science fiction heroines, who would you rather? You can select only one.(40 posts)
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Sci-Fi/Fantasy Fantasy 3: Of these movie sci-fi heroes, who would you rather have sex with? You can select only one.(62 posts)
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Sci-Fi/Fantasy 4: Would you have sex with a robot? Suppose you know s/he's a robot, but without being told you couldn't distinguish the robot from a person.(63 posts)
Nickisonehere - "I deserve to be made fun of for this." What are talking about, this is a great poll! (Though I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal to #02, but hey... Carie Fisher is a close 2nd). Ha!
Nickisonehere - "I deserve to be made fun of for this." What are talking about, this is a great poll! (Though I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal to #02, but hey... Carie Fisher is a close 2nd). Ha!
"I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal"
Nickisonehere - "I deserve to be made fun of for this." What are talking about, this is a great poll! (Though I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal to #02, but hey... Carie Fisher is a close 2nd). Ha!
I barely know what dark crystal is, but isn't it a cartoon? You disgust me
And I also deserve to be made fun of for asking people if they would bang an dwarf, a hobbit, or, and I quote, a 'Dragon/lizard-like creature'
Man I would so hae sex with a wizard...who knows what majic tricks he would pull on me (A one hour orgasm, yes please )
The thought of the magical powers never even crossed my mind. I just thought to myself, "now would I have sex with a 300 year old woman?" and the answer was NO!
I'd do a Tauren... all the way. I know many that have zombie fantasies so undead might work.. and gnomes as well. Maybe a klingon, if I was drunk.
Yes, while zombies are quite awesome, I would most likely have significant "performance anxiety" while trying to have sex with one. I would imagine that it would be very difficult to relax AND get off, while simultaneously knowing that at any point the zombie might eat my brain.
Yes, while zombies are quite awesome, I would most likely have significant "performance anxiety" while trying to have sex with one. I would imagine that it would be very difficult to relax AND get off, while simultaneously knowing that at any point
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Yes, while zombies are quite awesome, I would most likely have significant "performance anxiety" while trying to have sex with one. I would imagine that it would be very difficult to relax AND get off, while simultaneously knowing that at any point the zombie might eat my brain.
The thought of the magical powers never even crossed my mind. I just thought to myself, "now would I have sex with a 300 year old woman?" and the answer was NO!
I know I thought about the age thing too but then my thoughts switched to the magical staff and the incredible powers and simply had to conclude it would be pretty cool to have a literal magic experience.
I know I thought about the age thing too but then my thoughts switched to the magical staff and the incredible powers and simply had to conclude it would be pretty cool to have a literal magic experience.
Yeah but being a girl hooking up with an old guy doesn't sound as a bad as being a guy a guy and hooking up with an old lady.
Maybe you're just secretly attracted to really old men. You can admit it, it's cool
Yeah but being a girl hooking up with an old guy doesn't sound as a bad as being a guy a guy and hooking up with an old lady.
Maybe you're just secretly attracted to really old men. You can admit it, it's cool
I am not attracted to men that are over 55ish. There are men who are older than I that are very attractive in terms of their way of being and I could be attracted to them. For now I am devoted to my handsome man
There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no women...
100% on board for fucking a WoW gnome.. the fucking cartoon one yes... real would be better though..
but it has to be the one with the blue eye face and pink pony tails and only 2 piercings and i think if she was a mage that would be hot because I can think of all kinds of things I could do to her with her staff.. teeheehee
but it would have to be on max graphics settings to be any good... and I want Anti Aliasing (if wow does not support it my gfx card supports forced).. I don't want to get cuts from the jaggies.
Might be wise to wait for a graphics update first though, her vagina might be a little bit sharp..
Yes I totally said it... WoW Gnomes are EPICALLY HOT!!!
There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no
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There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no women...
This is very true.
Ahahahaha I love the theory and am in complete suport of it lol.
There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no
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There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no women...
Since none of them are real, I suppose they are all fair game for a pointless hypothetical discussion about fucking things that don't really exist!
There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no
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There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore..
Male orcs don't have wangs bc thats not how they reproduce there are no women for them to fuck anyway. thats my theory of why they are always so pissed at everything, no women...
Every time I see a post of yours I'm reminded of one thing: how grossly apt your user name is.
I love it lol
Quick question.
"There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore.. "
Are you trying to imply that wow lore "got it wrong" about orc genders?
i am partial to ogres and werewolves myself lol but they are not on the list. ALTHOUGH now that i think about it some of the orcs i have seen are pretty hot LOL. yeah i am a woman lol i want it all!
Werewolves are awesome, but a human having sex with a werewolf would probably end in bloody mutilation. However, if two people (or more, whatever...) could turn into werewolves in order to have sex, now that would seriously kick ass!
Every time I see a post of yours I'm reminded of one thing: how grossly apt your user name is.
I love it lol
Quick question.
"There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore.. "
Are you trying to
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Every time I see a post of yours I'm reminded of one thing: how grossly apt your user name is.
I love it lol
Quick question.
"There is no such thing as a female orc only in World of Warcraft lore.. "
Are you trying to imply that wow lore "got it wrong" about orc genders?
As a former, reformed nerd, I believe I might have the answer to the Orc question.
In Tolkein's lore, and he invented them, I think they were just kind of 'dug up' out of the ground.
In 'Warhammer' lore (where it's spelled Ork) they're actually a type of fungus. They spread spores, which can crop up first as Squidlings (little froggy creatures) and then Gretchin or Goblins and finally Orks. This means they're part plant, part animal and can live off and digest just about anything.
But since they're fictional, I see no problem in imagining they have a wang.
After all, Buffy/Spike sex was hot as hell, but in 'reality' if he didn't have a pulse, how could he get an erection?
EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE in our warped imagination!
As a former, reformed nerd, I believe I might have the answer to the Orc question.
In Tolkein's lore, and he invented them, I think they were just kind of 'dug up' out of the ground.
In 'Warhammer' lore (where it's spelled Ork) they're
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As a former, reformed nerd, I believe I might have the answer to the Orc question.
In Tolkein's lore, and he invented them, I think they were just kind of 'dug up' out of the ground.
In 'Warhammer' lore (where it's spelled Ork) they're actually a type of fungus. They spread spores, which can crop up first as Squidlings (little froggy creatures) and then Gretchin or Goblins and finally Orks. This means they're part plant, part animal and can live off and digest just about anything.
But since they're fictional, I see no problem in imagining they have a wang.
After all, Buffy/Spike sex was hot as hell, but in 'reality' if he didn't have a pulse, how could he get an erection?
EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE in our warped imagination!
...at least Spike doesn't 'sparkle' like the supposed vampires in Twilight. *gag* I prefer werewolves anyway. Anything anthro of human/animal, actually. So ya'll can guess what I picked. =X
What if an orc smelt like fresh cut grass. Would you try one then?
Well, I'm a Tolkien geek and in my mind, they are repulsing.... but maybe a good cleaned up one? Maybe.... I know the stunt men in those orc costumes from the movies are kinda hot... very tasty indeed....
As a former, reformed nerd, I believe I might have the answer to the Orc question.
In Tolkein's lore, and he invented them, I think they were just kind of 'dug up' out of the ground.
In 'Warhammer' lore (where it's spelled Ork) they're
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As a former, reformed nerd, I believe I might have the answer to the Orc question.
In Tolkein's lore, and he invented them, I think they were just kind of 'dug up' out of the ground.
In 'Warhammer' lore (where it's spelled Ork) they're actually a type of fungus. They spread spores, which can crop up first as Squidlings (little froggy creatures) and then Gretchin or Goblins and finally Orks. This means they're part plant, part animal and can live off and digest just about anything.
But since they're fictional, I see no problem in imagining they have a wang.
After all, Buffy/Spike sex was hot as hell, but in 'reality' if he didn't have a pulse, how could he get an erection?
EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE in our warped imagination!
Okay, regarding Orcs, even if they don't smell super fresh a lot of you would probably say yes to taking a ride on Conan the barbarian or any other less-than-fresh smelling dude (or lady), so unless they smell super offensive, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
The smell thing makes it seem like the smell is the deal breaker. Like in some fantasy land, you'd be on a date with an orc and it would get kind of awkward when he leaned in for a kiss, and you'd be like, yeah, sorry, I'll call you. Because an orc would totally clean up for a date but forget to brush his teeth and spray on the axe.
The orc fantasy for me is kind of the fascination with being dominated by a creature who is unappealing, like the beauty and the beast story or for any hentai lover, a horrific tentacle alien. There's something alluring at being man handled by some ogreish creature. Maybe its a memory of our caveman ancestors? Their teeth were pretty gnarly.
Okay, regarding Orcs, even if they don't smell super fresh a lot of you would probably say yes to taking a ride on Conan the barbarian or any other less-than-fresh smelling dude (or lady), so unless they smell super offensive, it wouldn't be that big
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Okay, regarding Orcs, even if they don't smell super fresh a lot of you would probably say yes to taking a ride on Conan the barbarian or any other less-than-fresh smelling dude (or lady), so unless they smell super offensive, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
The smell thing makes it seem like the smell is the deal breaker. Like in some fantasy land, you'd be on a date with an orc and it would get kind of awkward when he leaned in for a kiss, and you'd be like, yeah, sorry, I'll call you. Because an orc would totally clean up for a date but forget to brush his teeth and spray on the axe.
The orc fantasy for me is kind of the fascination with being dominated by a creature who is unappealing, like the beauty and the beast story or for any hentai lover, a horrific tentacle alien. There's something alluring at being man handled by some ogreish creature. Maybe its a memory of our caveman ancestors? Their teeth were pretty gnarly.
"spray on the axe"
when dealing with orcs, that's a double meaning...
Well, for one, an elf is a total yes. And possibly an old wizard, I mean come on, magic powers, so instead of being like an old human, he could keep up, and do all kinds of little tricks, to give you the ride of your life...so to speak. Even possibly change his/her own appearance.
Nickisonehere - "I deserve to be made fun of for this." What are talking about, this is a great poll! (Though I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal to #02, but hey... Carie Fisher is a close 2nd). Ha!
Ha ha, that's so great! I didn't know Aughra was your type!
These kind of polls always trigger the "you're way over thinking this chaos" response.
Example: for the wizard what kind of spells do they have cause that would make a might big different. I mean do they have illusion/morphing spells that can turn them into who ever i want. do thy have seduction spells "better then Viagra!", also I thinking some of those element spells could be repurposed for the sexy times ie. cone of cold as temp play and so on and so on. Then again if they only have "identify item" memorized so many less possibilities (maybe useful for writing a review?)
Nickisonehere - "I deserve to be made fun of for this." What are talking about, this is a great poll! (Though I probably would have added Aughra from the Dark Crystal to #02, but hey... Carie Fisher is a close 2nd). Ha!
Elves are damned sexy! Heh, I have an ex who called me his elf. It was an adorable dorky compliment, especially coming from the guy who introduced me to D&D. Almost as adorable to his reaction when I told him I would love to learn to play after he shamefully admitted that he played D&D and other RPGs, thinking it would scare me away.
Oh yeah... anyone who says that they would not have sex with a robot is a lair!
I dunno man, with a robot? seems a robot could get a little too rough and never know, maybe rip something very important to me off! Now a dragon-type creature, i'll admit right here i'd be all over that. (as long as it was at least somewhat hot) Definetly a great poll nickisonehere, we all know everyone thinks about it, now we know how many lol.
Okay, regarding Orcs, even if they don't smell super fresh a lot of you would probably say yes to taking a ride on Conan the barbarian or any other less-than-fresh smelling dude (or lady), so unless they smell super offensive, it wouldn't be that big
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Okay, regarding Orcs, even if they don't smell super fresh a lot of you would probably say yes to taking a ride on Conan the barbarian or any other less-than-fresh smelling dude (or lady), so unless they smell super offensive, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
The smell thing makes it seem like the smell is the deal breaker. Like in some fantasy land, you'd be on a date with an orc and it would get kind of awkward when he leaned in for a kiss, and you'd be like, yeah, sorry, I'll call you. Because an orc would totally clean up for a date but forget to brush his teeth and spray on the axe.
The orc fantasy for me is kind of the fascination with being dominated by a creature who is unappealing, like the beauty and the beast story or for any hentai lover, a horrific tentacle alien. There's something alluring at being man handled by some ogreish creature. Maybe its a memory of our caveman ancestors? Their teeth were pretty gnarly.
...orc fantasy for me is kind of the fascination with being dominated by a creature...
Oh my yes. Especially the beefy Uruk-hai from the LotR movies.
Given this list, I chose an old wizard. But technically I need an "Other" option for TIME LORD! I love Doctor Who, particularly the Ninth Doctor :swoons:.
Or I'd love to have a sexual throwdown with Spike from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. OR Doyle from Angel (awww, Doyle ). OR be dominated by the demon Minister Caleb (perhaps because it's Nathan Fillion).
Shucks, why can't sci-fi and fantasy creatures be real?
Given this list, I chose an old wizard. But technically I need an "Other" option for TIME LORD! I love Doctor Who, particularly the Ninth Doctor :swoons:.
Or I'd love to have a sexual throwdown with Spike from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. OR
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Given this list, I chose an old wizard. But technically I need an "Other" option for TIME LORD! I love Doctor Who, particularly the Ninth Doctor :swoons:.
Or I'd love to have a sexual throwdown with Spike from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. OR Doyle from Angel (awww, Doyle ). OR be dominated by the demon Minister Caleb (perhaps because it's Nathan Fillion).
Shucks, why can't sci-fi and fantasy creatures be real?
Oh yes! I would DEFINITELY have sex with the doctor, though my favorite would be the tenth doctor (David Tennant).
It's kind of a toss-up between Legolas and Gandalf for me, but in the end, Legolas and his pretty blonde elf hair won. But I do go on about wanting to bang Sir Ian McKellen. Often.
Anybody ever watch Space Cases? Remember Radu, the Andromedan with the cinnamon bun ears? Had a crush on him. And I keep imagining what my husband would look like as one of the Spung. He thinks he was a dragon in a past life, so I guess that's where that comes from.
Dragons! MMMMMM One of my biggest fantasies. Probably creepy, but I don't even care. And elves occsionally. They seem like they would be gentle lovers.
omg.... She is like the best elf evar. not to mention my favorite babe of all time...
Natally Portman is totally wicked sick with short hair... btw that was the queen of naboo in star wars... don't ask me to spell her sw name.. lol
it's sad their weren't many/any female zabracks in the sw movies
I always play the Zabs in any sw video game if it is a playable race..
and my line I use.. drum roll please (remember its the race that have horns (think darth maul))
I'm hot and horny.. the dudes always go wild for my female zab.. so much that I got offered money to /dance... lets put it this way it was more money than I had on me at any one time EVER ... I think it was a total of 8 mill back when a few mill was considered a lot
I'm to much a dude magnet with my female role playing abilities.. though when i tell them I'm a dude they don't fucking leave bc they dont believe how I could possibly be a guy... it's sad really
in Age of conan on multiple occasion I was asked to take off my clothes and flash a few guys... LOL.. I still kept my hot starter clothes from the island thats partially see though they are in my trader/bank
Actually, some recently told me that Sigourney Weaver is 'intersex' and has testicles but they never dropped or something
I wouldn't change my answer or anything, but has anyone heard this before?
I have not, but heard that this is true of Jamie Lee Curtis. At least, she was born this way, I can't remember if she had them removed as a child. I admit to having not looked this up myself, so it could be wrong, but a friend of mine who was studying Psychology told me that her instructor told the class this while discussing hermaphrodites.
I'm watching Star Trek II and I'm reminded that Kirstie Alley as Lt. Saavik was pretty hot at the time. At least I thought so when I saw the movie in the 8th grade...
I am straight woman, but I would bang Sigourney Weaver in a second! I have such a girl-crush on her, and Ripley is one of the best sci-fi heroes, female or otherwise!
Poll about sexual fantasies within the science fiction and fantasy genres.
And yes this is public and yes it's for hilarity.
Denise Richard's character in Starship Troopers... but only cos I think she's the only remotely hot one.. not saying like Ripley or Sarah Connor aren't badasses.. i find a gal who's a badass very sexy.. but visually.. uhhhh nooo thankyou.
Trinity was sexy as hell, I think it was all the tight leather. But Princess Leia in that metal bikini is a very very close second. Yum. And I agree with nameless chaos about Summer Glau. I think leaving River and Buffy off is a bit of a slight to all of us who obsess over the Whedonverse. Although when it comes to Buffy, I would pick Willow over anyone else, Alyson Hannigan is one of my biggest girl-crushes.
I'm watching Star Trek II and I'm reminded that Kirstie Alley as Lt. Saavik was pretty hot at the time. At least I thought so when I saw the movie in the 8th grade...
At first I thought, I'm not into any of them. Then I thought about how much Trinity loves and believes in Neo...and (if I was Neo) how good would sex be with someone who loves and believes in you... that's divine sex right there
Leila in her slave outfit! Would have my fun time ordering her around and tying her up and and and...!
At least that was the most appealing of all of them... Guess cause of the whole SW atmosphere...
I was gonna select Anakin Hayden Christensen cause I giggled the whole movie when he was on screen. Then I scanned down to Wolverine Hugh Jackman and I have a thing for Were animals and well Hug Jackman was sooo naked and yummy in that movie I swear I don't know how I stayed in my theater seat.
Did you see what Mr Manhattan DID to that girl? But she got annoyed because of a perceieved lack of emotional engagement-could be a downside. Awesome flick.
I chose Rick Deckard... but maybe it's just that I've never watched Bladerunner without getting bored and having sex halfway through. Yes, this has happened multiple times, with multiple people.
Did you see what Mr Manhattan DID to that girl? But she got annoyed because of a perceieved lack of emotional engagement-could be a downside. Awesome flick.
hehehe I had a dirty lusting for Dr. Manhattan when we saw that movie.
wolverine, but only because you left out Han Solo and I have yet to watch Bladerunner.
Same here! Hugh Jackman was incredibly hot as Wolverine, but character-wise I wouldn't want much to do with him. I almost picked Rick Deckard, but I've never seen Bladerunner so that didn't seem right. But, as I was reminded earlier today while watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Harrison Ford is a sexy, sexy man. He's aged well, too. Han Solo would have had my vote hands down. (Although outside of the strict fantasy genre, if I had to choose between Han and Indy, it would definitely be Indiana Jones who gets my vote. Something about a man in a fedora, with a whip...)
oh my gods!!!! so true. especially in the end of time....
I 4th and 5th this statement.
David Tennant is a god among men I say and among only a handful of male stars I'd love to sex and get sexed by ^^
and where is Billie, Karen and Freema in these polls? the Sci Fi poll that dares to not have Who stars in a Sci Fi Poll clearly lacks any Sci-fi education to speak of!
I vote for none of them because frankly they all SUCK. Give me Karen Gillian as a Dominatrix and David Tennant as a porn star anyday please and thank you
I voted Neo for the surrealistic possibilities. Who wouldn't want to be with someone who could levitate, download the kama sutra and gymnastics into their brain, and open a doorway to a white room filled with limitless sex toys and costumes?
I voted Neo for the surrealistic possibilities. Who wouldn't want to be with someone who could levitate, download the kama sutra and gymnastics into their brain, and open a doorway to a white room filled with limitless sex toys and costumes?
It would have to be covered in some sort of flesh like matrial though...
Yeah of course. The question says that you wouldn't be able to distinguish the robot from a person without being told (or with proper equipment or something, I don't know).
I would but if it was a Terminator and i knew, i probably wouldn't. Just becuase the are trying to kill humans and she could have some kind of penis contraption inside her vagina to chop of guys dicks and what not....
I think about this a lot! Maybe, if the robot was beautiful to me. If I were a single girl, I'd love to try either a male or female robot. Yes, if I were a single girl. I am the type who would treat a robot like a real person...
I thought about it before and if it got to the point that we could have robot companions and I had never found anyone human to be with, I would go with a robot without an issue. Even if it is only Data from Star Trek quality I would be happy.
I would but if it was a Terminator and i knew, i probably wouldn't. Just becuase the are trying to kill humans and she could have some kind of penis contraption inside her vagina to chop of guys dicks and what not....
Actually judging from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, thier even more creativite then that:
"After a very brief session of heavy petting during which Nelson proves himself to be an embarrassingly inadequate lover, Weaver forms her tongue into a polyalloy weapon, slides it into his mouth and suffocates him" link
Don't be a crappy lover when trying to bed a terminator.
To answer the question I would, assume I knew it was a happy friendly robot and you know not a T-1001.
Robot sex all the way! Humans with robots, robots with robots, cyborgs bangin' everybody; there's so much variety! That's the fun thing about sci-fi, anything goes. Especially with robots.
I actually have a lot of fantasies about being the robot LOL. Usually she's programmed to feel pleasure against her will and is in constant use by rich assholes of every gender who see her as an object in a game (which she is). Also my robots tend to cross over into the fantasy realm and are shaped at mermaids or impossible in some other way because really if you were going to build the perfect sex toy why limit yourself to the limits of biology. One fantasy construction is of a painfully sensitive android who is neck to toe vaginas and mouths.
Okay in this fantasy I'm not just the robot. I play a lot of rich assholes too. Why limit yourself to one POV in a fantasy... am I the only person who POV hops?
I'd try it, but I don't know about the whole "reprogramming" aspect. If they're AI, then I would not force them, as I would not force any non-machine. If it's just a mindless pleasure bot, then hell yeah I'd hit it (sterilization required).
Actually I don't think I'd care too much if it wasn't super human looking. Some sort of metal contraption covered in squishy stuff for comfort? Heck yes. It could play music, and vibrate, and whisper things at me with some prerecorded voice...
Yep I'd enjoy it. I'd be a little scared about injury or malfunction though.
A human-like robot... =D. That just sounds awesome, a full-size sex toy that would get me off whenever I wanted. >_> If I could choose its look though.... It'd be exactly like Snape.
I find it amusing that how many of you are talking about banging Data and forgetting that he did Tasha Yar in one of the earlier episodes. As I recall they both came out of it having orgasumed by the looks on their faces.
I also sort of wished I missed this question since it will be running through my head when I go to role playing on Thursday. I am playing a fembot and the guy who "re animated" me is the one that always seems to want to compete with me to see how far into the gutter we can make the game. Oh< I so pity my Game Master....... lol