Ever tried doing something sexy such as surprising your partner only to have an embarrassing moment? Would you share?

OK heres one of mine...

About a month ago when the kids were still out of school for the summer, my partner and I were taking a trip to the book store to exchange some of my books to the owner and pick out some new ones. Anyways, I had an idea to put on this new and might I admit UGLY teddy. It was like old school, but when I tried it on the first time we both kind of liked it. It was awkward because it was very high cut like those old bikinis that ride really high. First that doesn't really suit me anyway. Then teddy was see through and cup less and it latched like a collar. You latch it in the back of the neck. Anyways, it's a thong too so in the back, I'm wearing a shirt and shorts over it and bend over it looks like some serious granny thongs!

Well, I was really laughing about my wearing this sexy, but stupid thing when I got in the car. We got a little ways down the road and I was laughing hysterically! I didn't even realize the 11 yr old in the back seat! That just added to it. I laughed even harder. I guess I had one of those OMG! I feel so freaking stupid, now I'm going to die from laughter moments. So I had this genuis plan that I'd just make sure I didn't let my partner get a peek at the underneath since we weren't alone and plus I felt dumb.

I pulled down my mirror to put on lip gloss and noticed that stupid collar thing around the neck where it latches was sticking out and looked insane! I was even more embarrassed so I started tugging and tearing at it trying to just unlatch it and hide it in my shirt. At this point I did not want him getting a peek because he'd demand I tell him what on earth I was up to and I couldn't do that in front of the kids. He ended up asking why I was being sneaky.

When we got out of the car my shirt came up and he saw what looked to him like a super granny thong! OMG! LOL. He said "Ahaaha! I know why you're being crazy!" I thought he'd done figured out I was trying to be sexy, but no. He didn't even realize what I had on underneath until late that night when I went to undress! I asked him what he thought it was since he said he saw when I got out of the car. He said he thought I was just playing a joke on him by wearing super huge, ride-up granny panties! Ugh, I was embarrassed and I usually NEVER get embarrassed.

Now that I spilled mine are you going to?

On one of our very first dates, I dropped an entire cup of coke into my lap while he was driving. I was wearing a nice dress and I was all decked out...luckily we were just going to a friend's house. I spent an hour hiding in the bathroom while my dress dried. I was mortified (and really young).

I was going to surprise an ex boyfriend with a reserved hotel room for the weekend, but then we broke up.

Mine's not so huge but.. I didn't initiate a lot with my ex. One time, we were headed to the store but I decided I wanted to initiate so I sort of aggressively pushed him toward the bed. Only, he caught his foot on the frame and I think even cut open a toe. He was angry, not aroused. No sexy time happened.

I am a little bit on the shy side when it comes to initiating things, but I wanted to try something sexy so while my partner was getting ready for bed in the other room I quickly put on a sexy little piece of lingerie I'd been saving for such an occasion, and positioned myself really sexy in the bed so when he walked into the bedroom that would be the first thing he saw. The first words out of his mouth were "Uh, what are you doing?"

Apparently he had just gotten done goofing off on the internet with friends and having fun, so he was in such a joking mood that while I kept trying to kiss him and get him turned on, he was still thinking about conversations with his friends and cracking jokes, I ended up losing the mood all together, and feeling embarrassed :/

It turned me off of trying to impress my guy for quite some time

The wife and I had been texting back and forth throughout the day, flirting, teasing etc. I decided that I wanted to ravish her when she got home and went and bought champagne, strawberries, some other things and laid out our sex toys on a large blanket in front of our fire place. Oh, and I was only wearing a pair of boxer-briefs when she arrived.

Only she didn't arrive alone, she had run into a friend at a coffee shop and had come to our house to catch up. I heard them talking as they walked in, wrapped up the blanket and flew upstairs, but was still seen. Mortifying.

I tend to trip a lot. I can't even TRY to walk sexily in heels because I will end up turning an ankle or breaking some trinket as I flail near the countertop.

I can't remember specifics but I'll try to come up with something in the next day or two. I KNOW this has happened to me but I've repressed it.