OK heres one of mine...
About a month ago when the kids were still out of school for the summer, my partner and I were taking a trip to the book store to exchange some of my books to the owner and pick out some new ones. Anyways, I had an idea to put on this new and might I admit UGLY teddy. It was like old school, but when I tried it on the first time we both kind of liked it. It was awkward because it was very high cut like those old bikinis that ride really high. First that doesn't really suit me anyway. Then teddy was see through and cup less and it latched like a collar. You latch it in the back of the neck. Anyways, it's a thong too so in the back, I'm wearing a shirt and shorts over it and bend over it looks like some serious granny thongs!
Well, I was really laughing about my wearing this sexy, but stupid thing when I got in the car. We got a little ways down the road and I was laughing hysterically! I didn't even realize the 11 yr old in the back seat! That just added to it. I laughed even harder. I guess I had one of those OMG! I feel so freaking stupid, now I'm going to die from laughter moments. So I had this genuis plan that I'd just make sure I didn't let my partner get a peek at the underneath since we weren't alone and plus I felt dumb.
I pulled down my mirror to put on lip gloss and noticed that stupid collar thing around the neck where it latches was sticking out and looked insane! I was even more embarrassed so I started tugging and tearing at it trying to just unlatch it and hide it in my shirt. At this point I did not want him getting a peek because he'd demand I tell him what on earth I was up to and I couldn't do that in front of the kids. He ended up asking why I was being sneaky.
When we got out of the car my shirt came up and he saw what looked to him like a super granny thong! OMG! LOL. He said "Ahaaha! I know why you're being crazy!" I thought he'd done figured out I was trying to be sexy, but no. He didn't even realize what I had on underneath until late that night when I went to undress! I asked him what he thought it was since he said he saw when I got out of the car. He said he thought I was just playing a joke on him by wearing super huge, ride-up granny panties! Ugh, I was embarrassed and I usually NEVER get embarrassed.
Now that I spilled mine are you going to?