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I've never know a man not to notice a naked women walking in front of him, have you?
Meet my ex-husband ...
Scene: First Year of Marriage
Him (looking up from the computer): Are you going to the store this afternoon?
Me (unclothed): Wasn't planning to. Why?
Him: We need more soap.
Me: I need someone in bed with me.
Him (eyeroll, looks back at screen): You're getting worked up about a genital sneeze again, aren't you?
*facepalm* (Of course, he also had lots of issues and the marriage was never consummated because of them.)
Sit down and talk with your husband about what's going on - trying to drop the hint will fly right over men's heads and make you resentful that he's "not getting it".