Flirt Flirt

telling them.

I'm terrible at flirting. With this one guy I really liked at the petstore, both of us would talk about geeky stuff, or our snakes, and then conventions and stuff, then wed make a sexual innuendo and look at the floor and kick our feet. We were both awful. But we both grinned like idiots at each other. So I guess, my way is really just picking on them. I pick at him for stuff, then I tell him I'm better at him at gaming, we talk about similar interests, and I basically grin like a complete idiot and avoid eye contact.

So as I said, I'm bad at flirting. But, I did in fact give him my phone number, although Sapphire had to write it down for me, and I handed it to him and bolted out the door because I was nervous he'd laugh at me. I'm assuming my body language does it for me, because my lingo and my attempts at eye contact suck.

I flirt...all the time. With men and women. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm interested in them sexually, but maybe they're physically attractive, or have the same personality as myself. Flirting is ok, until it reaches a line that it's no longer flirting buy a type of cheating...and the flirts who 'flirt' like its grade 6 all over again (ie:hitting, punching, tickling, pulling hair outside of the bedroom) are just ridiculous and need to be smacked in the mouth.

I'm a terrible flirter. The most I can manage is eye contact and a smirk. Depending on the situation there might be a little body language. But the chatting and casual touching and etc.? I SUCK.