However; the only real way I can actually get my head around writing a review is quite literally to show it off. A friend of mine who was always up late when I went to write reviews in the afternoons got the lovely job of a video Skype call from me where I walked through the toy and compared it to other toys and talked about what I liked and did not like about each and every toy.
Only problem is, his girlfriend moved in with him which is congrats for him, but I've lost my sound board!!!! She seems to think that I desire him more than just me using him as a sound board.
Which is just not the case at all.
She got pissy at me when I said to her fine, would you like to be my sounding board?
I mean this guy was perfect! He loved flipping through the various products at EF talking about toys and suggesting them as well. To put it in a very ill-mannered phrase, he was well trained!
And I lost him to an insecure female!!!
So I've got a review to do, but I am kind of lost on how to begin it.
So those of you new reviews out there... this is a great way to figure out how to write a review. Have a video call with someone and show off and talk about your new toy!!! It really really really works!!
My rant here is over.