So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the community is especially eager for a second opinion on, I could prioritize those things.
Vote for as many things as you want, let me know what you want to read a review for!
If you especially crave a video for anything in particular, ask in the comments. And feel free to leave questions about anything in the comments, too!
I voted for glass, glass, and more glass. Particularly interested in the Allegro, even though it is discontinued. Beyond that, my top choice would be the Alumina Flow. I don't have any aluminum toys.
So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the
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So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the community is especially eager for a second opinion on, I could prioritize those things.
Vote for as many things as you want, let me know what you want to read a review for!
If you especially crave a video for anything in particular, ask in the comments. And feel free to leave questions about anything in the comments, too!
Revolution since it's the one I'm missing. Also Smooth S because I'm still dying to see your review on it.
Jollies is back now, so review those! I have an Orbit, so I won't be sad if you review it. lol
Also the UR Cock With Ass.
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Revolution since it's the one I'm missing. Also Smooth S because I'm still dying to see your review on it.
Jollies is back now, so review those! I have an Orbit, so I won't be sad if you review it. lol
Also the UR Cock With Ass. Because I'm interested to know if it smells or not.
Okay---here's the really weird thing about that.
For backstory---I *hate* plastic smells, I'm the kind of person who would make a shower curtain sit out in the back yard for a week to air out before letting it in the house (and now I just have a cloth shower curtain and wash it when I wash towels). Plastic smells give me headaches.
And, the URCWA has a smell---but it doesn't give me headache??? I'm still not sure how exactly it works. There is a faint strawberryish-syntheti c smell in the room when it's out. If I put my nose up close and sniff it, it smells like cornstarch. When I touch it and then move my hands away, my hands smell like synthetic strawberry. But it's not *plastic* synthetic strawberry, and it doesn't give me a headache. So I'm totally okay with it.
If I had known this back when I was considering buying it at full price, I would have bought it at full price. (Well, 30% buyout or something.)
That said, given the structure/layout of the cock, I think it's more designed to be a fuckable toy (masturbation sleeve for guys, or pegging practice for the ladies) than a rideable toy.
So. I will probably do a review... it'll probably be a very picture-heavy review!
I'm interested in your opinions of the Cush (mostly cause I am thinking of getting one, and you and I seem to have similar tastes in dildos) and the Tentacle the most!
Glad you're getting back into reviewing! I've missed reading your offerings and perving on your insanely sexy graphs.
For backstory---I *hate* plastic smells, I'm the kind of person who would make a shower curtain sit out in the back yard for a week to air out before letting it in the house (and now I just
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Okay---here's the really weird thing about that.
For backstory---I *hate* plastic smells, I'm the kind of person who would make a shower curtain sit out in the back yard for a week to air out before letting it in the house (and now I just have a cloth shower curtain and wash it when I wash towels). Plastic smells give me headaches.
And, the URCWA has a smell---but it doesn't give me headache??? I'm still not sure how exactly it works. There is a faint strawberryish-syntheti c smell in the room when it's out. If I put my nose up close and sniff it, it smells like cornstarch. When I touch it and then move my hands away, my hands smell like synthetic strawberry. But it's not *plastic* synthetic strawberry, and it doesn't give me a headache. So I'm totally okay with it.
If I had known this back when I was considering buying it at full price, I would have bought it at full price. (Well, 30% buyout or something.)
That said, given the structure/layout of the cock, I think it's more designed to be a fuckable toy (masturbation sleeve for guys, or pegging practice for the ladies) than a rideable toy.
So. I will probably do a review... it'll probably be a very picture-heavy review!
But, bottom line? No headache!
That's awesome! I really expected it to stink to high heaven. It just looks like it would. I'm a little weirded out by sex toys with fruit scents, but strawberry is better than shower curtain.
I sort of want this for pegging practice now, but I am out of storage space as is. I just don't know where the heck I'd put this.
So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the
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So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the community is especially eager for a second opinion on, I could prioritize those things.
Vote for as many things as you want, let me know what you want to read a review for!
If you especially crave a video for anything in particular, ask in the comments. And feel free to leave questions about anything in the comments, too!
So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the
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So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the community is especially eager for a second opinion on, I could prioritize those things.
Vote for as many things as you want, let me know what you want to read a review for!
If you especially crave a video for anything in particular, ask in the comments. And feel free to leave questions about anything in the comments, too!
So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the
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So, I've been taking a few weeks off of reviewing lately, but I'm feeling ready to dive back in! I've got lots of things that I have and enjoy (or don't enjoy) that I haven't reviewed yet, and I was thinking maybe if there are things that the community is especially eager for a second opinion on, I could prioritize those things.
Vote for as many things as you want, let me know what you want to read a review for!
If you especially crave a video for anything in particular, ask in the comments. And feel free to leave questions about anything in the comments, too!
Definitely Ella and the Fantasy Gag. I know we all get behind on our reviews sometimes. I sometimes just get up in the morning, get some coffee, put on some upbeat music, rub my pleasure button a few times and before I know it.. I have three reviews written and 3 video reviews on the way. I know you can do it. Goodluck, beautiful. xoxo
