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Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I find that where toy reviews are fairly similar, the information provided is pretty standard, porn reviews on the other hand can be very different from one another. So I am curious, what information do you consider to be the most important when you are considering a video, and is there anything you don't want to know, or think is unnecessary?

When I am looking into a video, I want to have a vague idea of what the cast looks like, are they all similar (blond women with big breasts, brunettes, "exotic" men or women, muscular, super thin, age, etc), or is there a variety? If it is a parody, how closely do the characters resemble the people they are portraying (physically not costume wise).

I also want to know what type of sex to expect, what am I going to see? This includes anything you think might be a fetish eg, finger sucking, giggling, gagging, spanking, hair pulling, whispering or loud screaming etc.

Lastly I want to know if there is a connection between the people filming, do they look like they are into their partner or just fucking for the sake of fucking?

What I don't consider to be important, is the entire plot from start to finish. I think it can make finding the info I want more difficult, and can make a review seem daunting to read. No offence intended to anybody who writes this type of review, I am sure that A LOT of people appreciate it, I just don't happen to be one of them.
03/15/2011
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Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
When we're shopping we generally do want to know a little bit about the plot, but not every single detail right up to the end. We like to know what type of sex to expect and if every sex scene follows a formula or if there is some spontaneous variety. I like to know if there's girl-on-girl action or not, and Alan wants to know if the women are natural or silicone-packed. Also, if there's a lot of zonky techno music drowning out the actors then TELL US because that shit gets irritating real fast.
03/15/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Alan & Michele
When we're shopping we generally do want to know a little bit about the plot, but not every single detail right up to the end. We like to know what type of sex to expect and if every sex scene follows a formula or if there is some spontaneous ...
All good points. Thanks guys!
03/15/2011
phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
Quote:
Originally posted by Alan & Michele
When we're shopping we generally do want to know a little bit about the plot, but not every single detail right up to the end. We like to know what type of sex to expect and if every sex scene follows a formula or if there is some spontaneous ...
I did a porn review this week and it was my first. I found it hard to describe it without giving away everything that is in it. I did not think about silicone vs not silicone so that is a good suggestion for next time.
03/16/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
I've seen some good reviews come in from recent Porn Club assignments.

Viktor writes pretty good porn reviews, a few other contributors as well.
03/25/2011
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