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What is the most important thing (or three things or thirty...) you think someone writing their first review should know?
When people aren't afraid to show personality it can make for a great review. You can be informative AND personable. You're not a key banger, people connect better with you and with the product you're representing when they feel like there's a real person on the other end of the review.
Another key is finding a pattern for reviewing that works for you. If it helps to make a quick diagram of your sections, do it! I usually come up with my headers first, then it keeps my review on track. I try to follow the logical progression of a product as well, especially if it's a little complex. Kind of like the top down method. Start at the top, then fill in the details. BREAK IT UP into soundbites if there's a lot of content. If you don't, it looks like one gawd awful run on sentence!
Don't write to impress anyone, it only makes you look retarded. People can usually tell when someone is trying too hard. Write to impress yourself, answer the questions YOU would have if you were purchasing the product, and remember, a majority of your audience is comprised of complete strangers. They DONT care about your (insert whatever here)... they care about whether or not the damn thing works.
Lastly, a good writer ALWAYS finds ways to make their reviews more efficient. If a review for an $18.00 vibrator takes up 5 scrolling screen pages, you WILL lose your reader. Whether it's removing excess descriptives; "that" ,"like" or "whatever"... work on efficiency. Ultimately, you're aiming for a simply stated, informative, EFFECTIVE opinion.