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Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I recently bought some porn on here and wanted to try to review, but I'm not sure what to include. Some reviews I've read focus more on the lighting, sounds and things like that rather than the acting or scenes, but some focus more on how well the acting and story are.
What do you think should really be included in reviews on porn?
05/08/2012
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Contributor: js250 js250
I have not done a porn movie review yet, however as an owner of an extensive porn DVD collection, I do know the information and questions i would have liked to know prior to purchasing the movies.

1. Who is in the movie?
2. Is this a storyline porn or clip set?
3. How many scenes? Length of DVD?
4. Main category--then niches found in movie/scenes.
5. Basic summary of the movie-or-very brief scene descriptions.
6. Highlights, just pick the main ones that will make you watch this again.
7. Lowlights--tactless, disgusting, rude or just bad parts, actions, etc. that you would rather the producers would have just left out.
Rating, summary, etc.
05/08/2012
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have not done a porn movie review yet, however as an owner of an extensive porn DVD collection, I do know the information and questions i would have liked to know prior to purchasing the movies.

1. Who is in the movie?
2. Is this a ... more
I agree with a lot of what Js250 said! Those are things I would like to know before purchasing a porn =)
05/08/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Pretty much what js250 listed.

I also like to know if it's widescreen or full screen, the total run time, and what kind of sex (vaginal, anal, dap, etc.), preferably for each scene, as that's a big factor in what I pick.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have not done a porn movie review yet, however as an owner of an extensive porn DVD collection, I do know the information and questions i would have liked to know prior to purchasing the movies.

1. Who is in the movie?
2. Is this a ... more
Thank you!
This is extremely helpful.
05/09/2012
Contributor: lexical lexical
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have not done a porn movie review yet, however as an owner of an extensive porn DVD collection, I do know the information and questions i would have liked to know prior to purchasing the movies.

1. Who is in the movie?
2. Is this a ... more
This! Great answer. I always like to include mention of whether or not the actors had good chemistry and what body types and genders were represented, because that's what's most important to me.
05/15/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I've only reviewed a few DVD's, but what I do is make a huge list of questions for each scene and a list of questions for the overall movie.

Who is in the scene (each scene)? What are they doing? What are they wearing (Not really important unless they are dressed like a clown, animal, or childish)? What is your opinion of the scene? Did they look like there were having fun or did it seem fake? What is going on in the background? (Is it a hotel room? Any room in the house? Are they on top of a counter looking uncomfortable?) Is there chemistry with the actors/actresses? Are they super noisy? Is there anything you did like? Didn't like?

What is the film quality like? Is the film artsy? Is there weird background music? Is there anything distracting going on? What all is on the DVD any special features and so on?
05/15/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
I focus on what kind of audience it is for. Like is it a couples movie and point out way.

I like to know if my porn is going to have variety in it.
05/16/2012