Which of these lonely toys should I review?

B8trDude B8trDude
It's been more than a month since I've received an assignment and there have been very few new toys for men to review. So . . . I'm bored and was looking at the list of toys (again) that have never been reviewed and, as none of them really appeal to me, thought I'd "take one for the team" and let you decide which one I should review! (Okay, I'm in trouble now!)

The list of toys below are all of those listed on Product Search that I'm eligible to review and have also never been reviewed by anyone else. There are only 16 toys found under "masturbators", "for free assignment", and "without reviews". Some of them have been on the list FOREVER - when you look at them, you'll probably understand why!

So, with that in mind - I'll let you choose which one I should review! I'm sure I'll regret your decision! This poll is only open for a just a short time so pick my poison!

I challenge all of the other men on EF to see if we can't clear this list of (mostly misfit) toys that need to be reviewed! Think of it this way, if these toys get reviewed, they'll also be taken off the list so we won't have to look at them any more! LOL!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Hallmar82 , OhMy!
2  (7%)
jedent , Valentinka , Love Perpetua , Misfit Momma , Cherry21 , Tuesday
6  (21%)
Elnoa
1  (3%)
kendra30752
1  (3%)
js250 , LowFreqFreak
2  (7%)
wetone123 , Pixel , Tagmstr , eeep , Ciao. , Jul!a , Beck , Kallisto , zwee75 , Kdlips , pinkcupcakes , sktb0007 , slynch
13  (45%)
Antipova , Bignuf
2  (7%)
Total votes: 29
Poll is closed
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js250 js250
The Glory Hole movies are new and have no glory hole scenes. FYI.Not bad, but well, okay.
12/22/2011
wetone123 wetone123
Make some bacon!
12/22/2011
- Kira - - Kira -
I so badly want to vote for Fatty Patty that I can't bring myself to vote for anything else. Because I like you, I abstain from voting.
12/22/2011
Antipova Antipova
Uggghhhhh... the G-spot extension "made of sensuous jelly"
12/22/2011
Antipova Antipova
I'm actually kind of curious to see what the "Strappy Plunger" is supposed to do. Let us know!
12/22/2011
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Sometimes it is hard to find something to review that no one else wants to.
12/22/2011
Pixel Pixel
Oh gods. I'm so sorry, but I had to vote for the Ms.Piglet party pig. *laughs* Am looking forward to your review!
12/22/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
I vowed I wouldn't say much (after all, it's your choice) but it looks like I'm in trouble! Keep those votes coming it!
12/23/2011
Tagmstr Tagmstr
No wonder these items haven't been reviewed lol
12/23/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
The deluxe cock and ball device was made of the most high quality materials and I've never seen anything like it before. So...I'm sorry but I'm kind of curious. Lock it up? Or would it be locking it down? Is it for long term wear? Is it a bondage thing? Some people *cough* want to know.

You are very brave putting it to a vote! I cannot wait to see which one you review!
12/23/2011
Ciao. Ciao.
Haha, wow, there is no way I could vote for anything other than the party pig.
12/23/2011
Kindred Kindred
I chose one of the masturbators because I like you and no one should be subjected to an inflatable sex doll. However, it looks like you may be makin' bacon!
12/23/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
At least I can tell who my friends are Not to worry, no matter what happens, I'll still like all of you!
12/23/2011
Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
At least I can tell who my friends are Not to worry, no matter what happens, I'll still like all of you!
After reading other reviews of inflatable toys, my one word of advice is to look for dangerous seams before sticking your penis into any hole.
12/23/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
After reading other reviews of inflatable toys, my one word of advice is to look for dangerous seams before sticking your penis into any hole.
I'm already starting to question my sanity in putting this up for a vote and wonder if this was a "SEEMLY" thing to do! LOL
12/23/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
At least I can tell who my friends are Not to worry, no matter what happens, I'll still like all of you!
That's good, because I also couldn't resist a vote for Ms. Piglet
12/23/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Strappy Plugger, since it looks so...classically, cheap.
12/23/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
I'm already starting to question my sanity in putting this up for a vote and wonder if this was a "SEEMLY" thing to do! LOL
OH...."seemly"? Of course it is, This IS "EF FORUM", where ALL questions are welcome and "seemly" appropriate.
12/23/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
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Originally posted by Jul!a
That's good, because I also couldn't resist a vote for Ms. Piglet
12/23/2011
zwee75 zwee75
I'm going with the majority. Oink oink.
12/23/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
You are just the man to turn any of these products into a fantastic review.
12/23/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
You are just the man to turn any of these products into a fantastic review.
Thanks, Tuesday - we'll just have to wait and see what everyone picks
12/23/2011
Kdlips Kdlips
Ms.Piglet party pig
12/23/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Hurry, hurry! Place your votes - only a few hours left!
12/24/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
haha You must to do the party pig!
12/24/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
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Originally posted by B8trDude
Hurry, hurry! Place your votes - only a few hours left!
oh crap, am I too late?
12/24/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Well, the people have spoken! I looks like it'll be HAM for Christmas and I'll be PORKing out into the New Year! Guess, I'll have to be a party ANIMAL! FYI, I've just requested the assignment. (Told you I'd regret this!)

Again, I challenge all of the other men on EF to take care of the other misfit toys on this list that didn't get selected. Guess I had better get busy preparing the pig pen! I'll post something here after Ms. Piggy arrives, she gets a workout, and I post a review. Time to start makin' bacon! Just don't SQUEAL on me!
12/24/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
I've just been notified that Ms. Piglet is being shipped!
12/27/2011
Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
I've just been notified that Ms. Piglet is being shipped!
I'm so proud of you, B8trDude!

I hope there aren't too many leftovers once folks finish up the list!
12/27/2011
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