Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 2 – first come, first served.

Victoria Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 2 – first come, first served.

I'm using this intro each time - for anyone who missed the last batch and as a helpful reminder. Surprise Me assignments are not what they were a year ago – they’re not toys we already carry (for the most part) – now they are toys that have been sent to us by manufacturers and distributors so that we can decide if we want to carry them. These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

So, assigning these sponsored toys through Surprise Me was getting a little tough – either toys were taking a week or two to be accepted or they were being declined because the people I assigned them to saw the photo and the status, were put off by it and declined. All of this was hampering the process...so I wanted to come up with a new way (for now, at least) to match these toys up better and get them out faster.

Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this and understand the whole deal:

These products are not for sale on our site and are marked in system as ‘Discontinued’ (or similar) because we have not fully uploaded/ set them up for sale – which is also why the photos are not Eden quality and the properties are sparse. Your product and material preferences cannot be applied because the products are not entered fully in that way. You cannot find them on the site either.

We have not decided whether to carry the products yet…and you get to help us decide.

These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors. FOR 'SURPRISE ME' ASSIGNMENTS ONLY, there is no waiting period, they do not count towards your 30 days and you can do more than one Surprise Me assignment a month.

That does *Not* mean that you should ask for 2 assignments in the same day, from the same batch or even the same week, just accept the assignments that you can handle and complete them in a fair turn-around time. I will notice

These are still assigned/verified reviews, so you will not be able to request an assignment if you have 2 or more outstanding assignments that are waiting to have reviews written.

The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by ‘manufacturers name here’. However, no editorial content was compromised.” Once your review is up, the photo will be next to it but unless we decide to sell the product, there will not be a price or the option to add it to a wishlist.

Ok...all that being said...all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!

I am listing 10 products at a time in forum threads. TEN. I can only list the info I have, so I will list the name of the toy and any description I think might be helpful. 1 – 10. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Humungo Dong pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you.

Monday through Friday, I will check these threads daily and assign the toys as they are requested. I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.

So, the products below? First come, first serve.

And I will not being putting up another batch of 10 until all of the 10 below are assigned and accepted. Fear not, request away – we have lots and lots of toys and I’ll make sure there’s an interesting mix in each thread. And I’ll re-post all of this info each time, so that anyone who missed this one won’t be confused.

If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com


1. Big Boob Paradise Love Doll by PipeDream (“3 love holes”, includes a free full length adult movie by Legend DVD, a free sample of a sex toy cleaner and a free sample of a sex lube.)

2. High Intensity Pussy Pump (handheld bulb-style pump system)

3. Climax Clicks Lonely Hearts Cock Ring – Fuchsia (Big overall size, extra stretchy cock ring with 7 functions of vibration and pulsation, soft heart shaped bullet holder, no-slip grip controller with separate on/off button adjusts vibration with a "click", Bullet can be used with or without the cock ring, waterproof, phthalate-free)

4. TitanMen Metal Cock Ring - Blue

5. Le Curve – Purple by Swedish Erotica (powerful, ergonomically shaped metallic massager, 7 exhilarating functions, touch pad controller, Auto on/off, LED lights, 3 AA batteries)

6. Universal Butt Plug Harness by Sportsheets (Black, Built in cock ring, Includes prostate plug, Soft, neoprene pad secures most plugs, Adjustable nylon harness fits up to 60" waist)

7. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Blue, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)

8. Creamy Delights vibrator, Sunny Leone - Red by Vivid Toys for Doc (Soft, short, flexible, curved tip vibrator, multi-speed and waterproof, 2 AA batteries )

9. Spandex Full-Face Hood - Black, by Fetish Fantasy (very stretchy)

10. Micro Power Ring – Blue by California Exotics (4 functions, One touch control, Waterproof, smooth Velvet Cote, 2 AA batteries)
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Spicy Sunday Spicy Sunday
I'd like to review #5, please.
05/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Spicy Sunday
I'd like to review #5, please.
*DAMN* that was fast!!!
05/13/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
My question is this- if we picked surprise assignments in the last batch and have not reviewed them yet are we still eligible for this round or should we sit this one out?
05/13/2009
~*SurrealisticFantasy*~ ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
Could I try the #7 Power Swerve G, please?
05/13/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
My question is this- if we picked surprise assignments in the last batch and have not reviewed them yet are we still eligible for this round or should we sit this one out?
If so, I'd be more than happy to wait for next week but since I'll have all next week off I'd love to fill my plate up and for for #2
05/13/2009
Spicy Sunday Spicy Sunday
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
*DAMN* that was fast!!!
I saw you said "soon" so I came back and you had just posted. Didn't mean to scare you!
05/13/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I'd like to review #3 Climax Clicks Lonely Hearts Cock Ring
05/13/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
I'd love to review #8, Creamy Delights vibrator
05/13/2009
Nixon_42 Nixon_42
I'd be overjoyed to review #6 Universal Butt Plug Harness by Sportsheets
05/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
If so, I'd be more than happy to wait for next week but since I'll have all next week off I'd love to fill my plate up and for for #2
Up to 2 outstanding, so this is ok. #2 is yours.
05/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
Dag... you guys are hungry, huh? hahaha. This is an uber-effective strategy!
05/13/2009
Oggins Oggins
I'd be willing to make hubby try #4. =)
05/13/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
I'd like #10-The Micro Power Ring.
I was gone for an hour and they all got picked by the time I got back= but that is OK 10 is still up, I think!
05/13/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
I can go for #9. I wonder who's going to be the dude trying to explain the first thing to his wife "But it's for a revieeeeewww!"
05/13/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I so think reddog2196 needs a doll...can I nominate him for number 1 or not?
05/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
I so think reddog2196 needs a doll...can I nominate him for number 1 or not?
Yup! You have executive power, right? hahaha
05/13/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Yup! You have executive power, right? hahaha
I bet he's going to wonder who got it for him.
05/13/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
LOL I got tha POA lol. He needs someone to snuggle with and dress up, and wmm whatever else he likes.
05/13/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
LOL I got tha POA lol. He needs someone to snuggle with and dress up, and wmm whatever else he likes.
You might get him a cabbage patch doll. But...I think he might like #1 a LOT better. Lol.
05/13/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
dang it lol, tooo late XD than i guess i'll have to wait till next time than
05/13/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
Man I've got to start leaving work earlier. Dang time zones screwing me over...some of this stuff looked really cool.
05/13/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Avery Dragon
dang it lol, tooo late XD than i guess i'll have to wait till next time than
Yes. Now I'm worried that no g-spot toys will be left over for those who work full time, esp. West coast people. They seemed to be the first to go.
05/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
Looks like I'll be posting another batch tomorrow! These 10 will be assigned in the AM, then I'll pull something together and post it in the evening. There will be more goodies, I promise.
05/13/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Up to 2 outstanding, so this is ok. #2 is yours.
How is outstanding defined? Are they reviews for assignments that you have not written yet, or are they overdue reviews?
05/13/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Yes. Now I'm worried that no g-spot toys will be left over for those who work full time, esp. West coast people. They seemed to be the first to go.
maybe pink should make a batch for only the west coast so everyone has a chance.
05/14/2009
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
How is outstanding defined? Are they reviews for assignments that you have not written yet, or are they overdue reviews?
My understanding is that it is reviews for any assignments that have not been written yet not just overdue reviews.
05/14/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
How is outstanding defined? Are they reviews for assignments that you have not written yet, or are they overdue reviews?
Two that are incomplete - whether you accepted the assignment today or you are three weeks overdue on it - outstanding means not yet completed.
05/14/2009
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