Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 4 * California Exotics edition* – first come, first served.

Victoria Victoria
Just for fun, I have decided to do a batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this:

These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors. FOR SURPRISE ME ASSIGNMENTS ONLY, there is no waiting period, they do not count towards your 30 days and you can do more than one Surprise Me assignment a month.

That does *Not* mean that you should ask for 2 assignments in the same day, from the same batch or even the same week, just accept the assignments that you can handle and complete them in a fair turn-around time. I will notice

These are still assigned/verified reviews, so you will not be able to request an assignment if you have 2 or more outstanding assignments that are waiting to have reviews written.

The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by California Exotics. However, no editorial content was compromised.”

Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!

I am listing 10 awesome products and toys below. TEN. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Bunny licker pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you. Seriously, put the name of the toy in your post!

I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours of me assigning the toy to you, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.

So, the awesome toys and products below? First come, first serve.

If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. Com


1. Dual Clit Flicker vibrating cock ring (dual stimulation, removable push button stimulator, waterproof, TPR (ring), ABS with silver plating, soft and stretchy, uses “N” size battery, (included), 3”x 1.25”/ 8 cm x 3 cm)


2. Snow Bunny (offers 500 combinations of functions, 10 independent speeds of shaft rotation plus Silicone bunny with 5 functions: vibration with 10 independent levels of speed and 4 functions of escalation with progressive patterns of acceleration, metal beaded shaft made of silicone. Ultra-sensitive, glow-in-the-dark control pads with auto off switch on any function. Graduated LED indicator and scented. 4 AA batteries - not included).


3. G-Spot Tango - pink (dual action rotating G-spot is soft, sucking dancing clit kisser with vibrating pistolettes for suction and stimulation of the clitoris. Driven by a 3 AA waterproof battery pack with independent light controls and LED lights. AA batteries are not included.)


4. Kaylani's deep throat masturbator (glittered transparent mouth masturbator. Soft, stretchy, and tight, it's ergonomically curved for deep penetrating action while the textured and nodular internal chamber makes for superior suction. Made of durable TPR. 6” in length x 2” in girth.)


5. Stormy's tight pussy masturbator (glittered transparent pussy masturbator. Soft, stretchy, and tight, it's ergonomically curved for deep penetrating action while the textured and nodular internal chamber makes for superior suction. Made of durable TPR. 6” in length x 2” in girth.)


6. 7 Function Venus butterfly - Pink (Soft TPR, uses 3AA Batteries, interactive controller with incremental speeds and power, removable multi-speed butterfly stimulator, adjustable and removable waist and thigh straps)


7. Antibacterial toy cleaner (4.5 oz spray bottle, spray on/wipe off)


8. Toy covers - Single pack – Small (for small size toys - non-reservoir tip, non-lubricated, Latex)


9. Toy covers - Single pack – Standard (for traditional size toys - non-reservoir tip, non-lubricated, Latex)


10. Pixie Probe – Black (butt plug, soft, pliable, tapered, suction cup base, 3.5” x 2”/10 cm x 5 cm, unscented PVC)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Just for fun, I have decided to do a batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

Do not even think about requesting ... More
7. Antibacterial toy cleaner (4.5 oz spray bottle, spray on/wipe off) ! I want to try these please.
05/18/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
What on earth is a toy cover? A condom?
05/18/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
What on earth is a toy cover? A condom?
Yeah, pretty much. They come in small and standard. Don't be surprised if you see every company making them soon. No lube, no reservoir tip - supposedly a better fit than a condom.
05/18/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
I would like 3. G-Spot Tango please.
thanks!!!
05/18/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I would like the snow bunny please!
05/18/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
OOps number 2. Snow Bunny (offers 500 combinations of functions, 10 independent speeds of shaft rotation plus Silicone bunny with 5 functions: vibration with 10 independent levels of speed and 4 functions of escalation with progressive patterns of acceleration, metal beaded shaft made of silicone. Ultra-sensitive, glow-in-the-dark control pads with auto off switch on any function. Graduated LED indicator and scented. 4 AA batteries - not included
05/18/2009
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I would like #6 7 function venus butterfly, please.
05/18/2009
Juliettia Juliettia
I would like 6. 7 Function Venus butterfly, please.
05/18/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Good sweet Christ, you people are fast. O_o
05/18/2009
Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
well crap... i really wish i was verified. =(
05/19/2009
Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
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Originally posted by Boxers Over Briefs
well crap... i really wish i was verified. =(
er.... I meant advanced level user. I do not wish I was a verified review.
05/19/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
I really want to request #10, the Pixie Probe...but I'm going to be gone for a week...so I'll leave it till i get back, We just got them in the store, and i already got the Pixie Curve, Though thick, it's actally a pretty good plug! As for the covers, we just started carrying them, aside from those with latex alergies, people should consider them, they're a pretty good idea, for easy clean up. =)
05/19/2009
Perish Perish
Lets see if i will be allowed to do number 5. In the pink if you don't let me it's all good and i know why. :}

5. Stormy's tight pussy masturbator (glittered transparent pussy masturbator. Soft, stretchy, and tight, it's ergonomically curved for deep penetrating action while the textured and nodular internal chamber makes for superior suction. Made of durable TPR. 6” in length x 2” in girth.)
05/19/2009
Victoria Victoria
So, Avery - does this mean you *do* want the #10, or you're passing on it?

Perish - you've got two outstanding, so we'll have to leave #5 for someone else.
05/19/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
So, Avery - does this mean you *do* want the #10, or you're passing on it?

Perish - you've got two outstanding, so we'll have to leave #5 for someone else.
Mmmmm...i was going to pass on it. But what the heck, I'll take it, whenever i get back in town i'm sure it'll still be there =)

Ms. V, Please assign me #10 the Pixie Probe
05/19/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
WOW..I can't believe these aren't all gone all ready....accepted mine! can't wait to get it!!
05/19/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
WOW..I can't believe these aren't all gone all ready....accepted mine! can't wait to get it!!
I know what you mean, I'd've expected thigs to move alot quicker
05/19/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
With 30 some toys given out in the past week, plus descriptive reviews and regular assigned reviews, I think everyone is pretty much at their limit.
05/19/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
With 30 some toys given out in the past week, plus descriptive reviews and regular assigned reviews, I think everyone is pretty much at their limit.
haha, didn't think about that...with this one, i'll be at my limit too. i can't wait to read all the new reviews!
05/19/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
With 30 some toys given out in the past week, plus descriptive reviews and regular assigned reviews, I think everyone is pretty much at their limit.
Some of us will try to un-limit ourselves soon! Personally, I'm still trying to recover from post-finals crash (read: sleeping 13+ hours a day, staring at walls, gibbering about physics and developmental biology), and when my brain turns back on the reviews percolating in the back of my head will find their way onto a page. Honest. I just have to rewire a few synapses so I can type faster than a three-year-old...

It's great to see so much enthusiasm, though. It's really incredible. Lights a warm fuzzy glow in my heart!
05/19/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
With 30 some toys given out in the past week, plus descriptive reviews and regular assigned reviews, I think everyone is pretty much at their limit.
I'd ordered toys (like, with money, lol) right around when this whole surprise me thing came into action, so I feel a little overwhelmed with toys right now...even though I only have one assignment slot taken. I'm waiting on something really special...but I don't know what it is yet, hehe
05/19/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I'd love to help, but I have two assignments shipping out right now. Glad to see toy covers possibly coming to the site, though!
05/19/2009
jakjak jakjak
I'll grab up 4. Kaylani's deep throat masturbator! Seems no one has claimed that one yet. I can compare to another one I have.
05/19/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
With 30 some toys given out in the past week, plus descriptive reviews and regular assigned reviews, I think everyone is pretty much at their limit.
But I love the challenge of getting all the reviews done. I don't find it tasking, especially when I get to do such great hands on stuff *nudgenudge*
05/19/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Heck, if it's okay, I'll take the toy covers. #9 Single Pack Standard
05/19/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by bodymodboy
But I love the challenge of getting all the reviews done. I don't find it tasking, especially when I get to do such great hands on stuff *nudgenudge*
Oh, I don't think most folks are especially tasked by it, just that they're only allowed two at a time.
05/19/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Oh, I don't think most folks are especially tasked by it, just that they're only allowed two at a time.
Oh darn, that's true.
05/19/2009
jakjak jakjak
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Just for fun, I have decided to do a batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

Do not even think about requesting ... More
I'll grab up 4. Kaylani's deep throat masturbator! Seems no one has claimed that one yet. I can compare to another one I have.

Is this already gone? Thanks!
05/24/2009
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
I'll take:
3. G-Spot Tango - pink (dual action rotating G-spot is soft, sucking dancing clit kisser with vibrating pistolettes for suction and stimulation of the clitoris. Driven by a 3 AA waterproof battery pack with independent light controls and LED lights. AA batteries are not included.)

If it's still available.
05/24/2009
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