#Roundup - May 15th edition

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#Roundup - May 15th edition

Victoria Victoria
We had about 140 total reviews come in this week. About a quarter are Follow Up reviews – still trucking, ya’ll – good job!

Our tenth voting thread finished this week, congrats again to our 7 new Advanced Level reviewers!

The eleventh voting batch is up and has been put into 4 groups on 4 separate voting polls. These polls are open for votes until Tuesday, May 19th at 7:30pm – get to voting!

This week’s five are:

Awww, man, were Red Roulette’s *cheeks* red on this one! Oh, “BOY” did his wife get him good with this snappy slapper paddle by Sportsheets.

Speaking of paddled asses and ridiculousness, look who’s back – our pal Yeti – and his account of using the cutest pink kitty-cat paddle (evar!) on his poor wife’s oiled up ass (or so he says, haha).

We’ve got a newbie in the house! Licentiously Yours did her first review on these glowing bullets and gave us a funny recap of all the highlights and warnings. Do they glow because they’re made from uranium? Maybe. Should you use them anally? NO. haha. Nice debut!

Her Royal Redness gives a solid and clear review of this beautiful glass bumpy probe, the Sapphire Waterfall – and takes her vagina to “the gym” with the graduated beads. It’s not only pretty but useful!

Don’t even try to talk to Sammi about her little problem, she’s hooked beyond help, ya’ll. She gives the run-down comparison of how *weak* things like oh, a washing machine or a car can be compared to her Hitachi. It might not wash your clothes or drive you to work, but it will get you off!

Which others were your favorites this week?

A good weekend to all
05/15/2009
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Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
We had about 140 total reviews come in this week. About a quarter are Follow Up reviews – still trucking, ya’ll – good job!

Our tenth voting thread finished this week, congrats again to our 7 new Advanced Level reviewers!

The eleventh ...
How in the hell did I manage to miss most of these?????

Fuckin' bologna.
05/15/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
One day I shall make the roundup! Even if I have to skip around naked to do so.
05/15/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
How in the hell did I manage to miss most of these?????

Fuckin' bologna.
You.are.crazy. You and your phenomology project...trying to get everybody to say bologna. *sneaky*
05/15/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
You.are.crazy. You and your phenomology project...trying to get everybody to say bologna. *sneaky*
Bologna and didlo (the sound that comes out when you think diddle and dildo at the same time)

Words of the week.

On a serious note, I liked Lara's Utopia review cuz it was the first I'd seen on the Couture collection from CE and I've been waiting forever to see how they match up to expectations.
05/15/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I LOVE the pink kitty Yeti did. I also like the pony ones from SD but I can't remember if they were this week. By the way, your shower curtain made me buy Hello Kitty Floor Mats for my car. The pinkness is invading my life!!!
05/15/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
I LOVE the pink kitty Yeti did. I also like the pony ones from SD but I can't remember if they were this week. By the way, your shower curtain made me buy Hello Kitty Floor Mats for my car. The pinkness is invading my life!!!
I liked it too, I also thought the review was very thorough! P.s: Pink is my favorite color.
05/15/2009
Sammi Sammi
Thanks for the mention! It was some heavy didloing . But not with bologna.

I loved the Pink Kitty one from Yeti - I have to get one of those.
05/15/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Thanks for the mention! It was some heavy didloing . But not with bologna.

I loved the Pink Kitty one from Yeti - I have to get one of those.
I think dildos + bolonga would cause yeast infection.
05/15/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Muwahahahha. It's working!
05/15/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Muwahahahha. It's working!
Damn you, Carrie! *shakes fist*
05/15/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
I LOVE the pink kitty Yeti did. I also like the pony ones from SD but I can't remember if they were this week. By the way, your shower curtain made me buy Hello Kitty Floor Mats for my car. The pinkness is invading my life!!!
Pink rules! Our shower curtain rules! We have a pink Hello Kitty bathroom. Heehee. Lucky me that Yeti likes pink stuff and kitties
05/15/2009
Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme) Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Aww! My arse was not defiled in vain! Thank you!
05/18/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Pink rules! Our shower curtain rules! We have a pink Hello Kitty bathroom. Heehee. Lucky me that Yeti likes pink stuff and kitties
So...I bought Pink and Black Hellow Kitty floor mats for my car. It is contagious.
05/18/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
ooops. Hello. WTF Cinnamon.
05/18/2009
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