Where my Star Fuckers at?

Victoria Victoria
Where my Star Fuckers at? or Who wants to fuck Jenna Jameson… for free?

Ok, ya’ll, we need your help! There are a lot of porn stars around here just dying to get fucked…just begging to make you come. Just lazing about, all celibate and shit – and frankly, I can’t stand it anymore!

I need you to fuck Tera Patrick’s pussy, I need you to strap it on with Juli Ashton, I need you to mount John Holmes, I need you to pump it up with Stephanie Swift….

I need you to be a Star Fucker. For me. For Eden. For the good of porn-kind. Fuck those porn stars like your orgasm depends on it…because, maybe it does.

We’ve got it all: Realistic Cocks, Love Dolls, Blow Job Imitators, G-spot Vibes, Traditional Vibrators, Dildos, Pumps and Butt Plugs galore! We’ve got massagers of every sort – from finger to prostate. We have Realistic Vaginas, Creams and Lubes, Pussy and Ass combos, Sleeves of every kind, happy Rabbits just swirling to please, Whips and Harnesses and cuffs, Kit and Rings and other things…

Come on, you know you wanna…how can you leave Jeff Stryker so lonesome? How can you deny Chasey Lane? They’ve been there for you.

So…wanna get free star-endorsed toys each month? Wanna tell the world how good Jesse Jane is in bed? Wanna harness it up with Stormy? Wanna be one of my super-special Star Fuckers?

Here’s how:

You must be an Advanced Level contributor.

1. Make sure your profile preferences and shipping address are completely filled out.
2. Go to Manage then click on Assignment Cart then click on Surprise Me from there.
3. Click the ‘Assignment Request’ button and you will automatically be added to our list.

It’s that easy. Literally a 1, 2, 3.

We will assign you a toy and it works just like regular Assignment Requests – you will get an email asking you to ‘Accept’ or ‘Decline’ the assignment. Once you accept, we’ll ship it out to you. The 30 day period begins from the date you accept the assignment. You can receive one free assignment every 30 days. All the same rules apply. The review is an ‘Assigned’ review and therefore ‘Verified’. No surprises in the process…just in the toy that you receive. And even then, you have to accept it to be sure that you want the toy.

I need both men and women…so guys, don’t let me down! We have dozens of toys just waiting to be taken to bed.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com
01/13/2009
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Peg Peg
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Where my Star Fuckers at? or Who wants to fuck Jenna Jameson… for free?Ok, ya’ll, we need your help! There are a lot of porn stars around here just dying to get fucked…just begging to make you come. Just lazing about, all celibate and shit – and ... More
Both Hubby and I are in!!!
01/13/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Me too. And my partner is always willing to use and review with me the guy stuff.

Btw...

Love the title of the post. It cracked me up.
01/13/2009
Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
So... the star toy will be in place of our chosen assignment? (Meaning if we do this we can't choose our own assignments).
01/13/2009
goodvibrations goodvibrations
sounds good to me....
01/13/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
Both my wife and I are in. Thanks for the post In the pink! Will it be based on our list of toy selections and material selections?
01/13/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
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Originally posted by Victoria
Where my Star Fuckers at? or Who wants to fuck Jenna Jameson… for free?Ok, ya’ll, we need your help! There are a lot of porn stars around here just dying to get fucked…just begging to make you come. Just lazing about, all celibate and shit – and ... More
How will you know what toys we already have? That is where we can use the decline assignment I would guess.
01/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
@ Bucking Bill, so to speak, yes. For 30 days from the date you accept the assignment - just like with any other assigned review. But remember you can decline any time. Some of these toys are expensive and might be more appealing. You'll have to decide for yourself.

@ Fun Lover, make sure you have your preferences filled out in your profile and you're good to go. If you already have the toy, decline the assignment. Thanks!
01/13/2009
tantric tantric
This sounds like fun and I agree that there are a lack of male reviews on this site in general. I would love to do this, if only I could (sigh). Maybe someday I'll be good enough to be considered an "Advanced" level contributor. For now I will make the best of being a lowly "beginner" level contributor and soak up all I can from the Pros on the site. A Virtual threesome with a pornstar and my girlfriend!!! OH YEAH! that would be amazing! I am SO jealous of all you who have such a sweet opportunity.
01/13/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Sounds like a great project! I'm looking forward to everybody's reviews.
01/13/2009
Oggins Oggins
Hell yeah! I'll fuck a star anytime! =D
01/14/2009
Victoria Victoria
@ Tantric, you are so subtle

@ Backseat Boohoo and Oggins, Awesome! You gals are the best!
01/14/2009
tantric tantric
yeah! I'm so excited, I got bumped up to advanced and now I can join in all the reindeer games. let the stars shine!
01/14/2009
Victoria Victoria
Congrats, Tantric Glad to hear it.
01/15/2009
Sammi Sammi
This looks fun .
01/16/2009
Victoria Victoria
*bump*
01/16/2009
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by Victoria
*bump*
Are people just not interested in this?
01/16/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Peg
Are people just not interested in this?
I'm sure people are interested but just not commenting here. I know I went and hit "surprise me" before I actually posted.
01/16/2009
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I'm sure people are interested but just not commenting here. I know I went and hit "surprise me" before I actually posted.
We are as well, hit surprise me as soon as we read the post! I was just curious since the post got bumped that's all.
01/16/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Peg
We are as well, hit surprise me as soon as we read the post! I was just curious since the post got bumped that's all.
Heh. I didn't even notice the bump. I am so brain dead today!
01/16/2009
CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
I hit surprise, I just forgot to post. Ooops. Anyway, I'm in!
01/18/2009
Miss KissThis Miss KissThis
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Originally posted by CaptainBunnyKilla
I hit surprise, I just forgot to post. Ooops. Anyway, I'm in!
Ditto here!
01/18/2009
Sammi Sammi
Me too!
01/23/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I too would be interested if I had the ability to participate.... However, in my most recent purchase there was at least one "star" item. So I guess I can review it and not feel as left out. lol!
01/23/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
I too would be interested if I had the ability to participate.... However, in my most recent purchase there was at least one "star" item. So I guess I can review it and not feel as left out. lol!
oops! I spoke too soon. I looked at the "male" stars and holy cow I think they all have a little more than I would know what to do with. I am enjoying the smaller "star" I got in the mail today, and would be all in if I wasn't kind of scared of getting giant super cock.
01/23/2009
*Country Girl Can Survive* *Country Girl Can Survive*
suprise me!
01/23/2009
Victoria Victoria
So far, this project is going great - thanks to all my wonderful "research assistants" aiding in test driving these toys.

One important thing to note for those of you who have signed up - after each 'Accept' or 'Decline' you must choose to sign up for 'Surprise Me' again, if you wish to continue getting surprise assignments.

Basically, 'Surprise Me' is good for one assignment. If you didn't like the toy I assigned you and declined it, I can't choose another for you...and that makes Chasey Lain and Jeff Stryker very sad

You can sign up for 'Surprise Me' as often as you want to...over and over if you wish.

And for those who think they're going to receive monster cocks, just make sure your Product Preferences in your account are accurate and you'll be fine! You can always decline an assignment if you're not into the toy. It'd be a shame to miss out on some of the awesome stuff I've got waiting to go to a good home / warm bed
01/27/2009
Victoria Victoria
*bump*
01/27/2009
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by Victoria
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Do the assignments show up like a regular assignment or do you have to click on the surprise me link?
01/27/2009
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Peg
Do the assignments show up like a regular assignment or do you have to click on the surprise me link?
Within about a week after you click on the 'surprise me' button, an assignment will show up in the regular assignment list and you will get an e-mail about it. The 'surprise me' list will show the original request you made and the status of the request but will not show the assignment.
01/28/2009
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