Busted

Two Grand Two Grand
I left a plug in the bathroom, and my wife found it, walked in and said "what's this", I tried to explain it was for prostrate massage. So now I will have to explain I'm not gay, but since I cant have sex with her because of her medical condition. Am I the only one who has been busted, because of found toys.
12/28/2012
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edeneve edeneve
nope. I've even had someone see a vibe but didn't even give it a second glance.
12/28/2012
Tork48309 Tork48309
Yep! My snoopy "Best" friend opened my top dresser drawer and saw it was full of toys. I hope he didn't open the two other drawers full of my anal and advanced toys or I'd REALLY be busted!
12/28/2012
kadelette kadelette
Quote:
Originally posted by Two Grand
I left a plug in the bathroom, and my wife found it, walked in and said "what's this", I tried to explain it was for prostrate massage. So now I will have to explain I'm not gay, but since I cant have sex with her because of her ... More
Maybe refer her to some online info about straight men and anal toys? Anal definitely isn't exclusive to homosexual men. Good luck!
12/28/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
Saying that a man who likes prostate play is gay is exactly like saying that a woman who likes clit play is a lesbian. Just because those activities aren't typically the focus of conventional heterosexual sex doesn't mean it's not heterosexual.
12/29/2012
The Vixen The Vixen
My husband found some toys that I had planned on introducing to spice things up before I had the chance to tell him about them. He was so upset at first thinking that I was trying to replace him and that I got them because he wasn't pleasing me. But he wasn't upset for long and really warmed up to the idea of toys, he loves using them now. I'm really sorry about what's happening with your situation, I know it sucks. I hope your wife will understand and accept that part of you.
12/29/2012
subbieforHer subbieforHer
Quote:
Originally posted by Two Grand
I left a plug in the bathroom, and my wife found it, walked in and said "what's this", I tried to explain it was for prostrate massage. So now I will have to explain I'm not gay, but since I cant have sex with her because of her ... More
I almost got caught several times during my vanilla relationship with my Mistress. Eventually, one may find it necessary to just come clean and open up a dialogue about these sorts of things (case in point: yours truly).

As for the gay thing, I would hope that your wife would be confident enough in knowing whether or not you are gay. If you're still having difficulties, perhaps bring up the fact that anal play, and specifically butt plugs, can be enjoyed by male or female, gay or straight. The only real criteria is that the wearer has an anus!

Hell, consensually getting a partner into your kinks through open, honest discussion may become a priceless relationship/marital aid.

We all only live once so why live with any regrets?
Tempus fugit, memento mori...
01/08/2013
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