Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.

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I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others butts. I was more shocked than turned on and just COULD...NOT....STOP... .WATCHING

So has anyone done this? Like something other than a sex toy? I've given a list of items I've seen in this porn and others as well as things I think people may have used.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes and...
145
No
249
Feet
3
Balls like bouncy or golf etc.
33
Food
53
Hair brush
77
Writing Utensil
83
Underwear
10
Animals as in gerbils etc.
Pinecones lol or other plants
2
Liquids other than water...milk etc.
29
Other
84
Total votes: 768 (438 voters)
Poll is closed
09/21/2010
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Not here Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your Butt!

You should have had "Your partner's head" as an option, lmao!

Too cute, Lauren.
09/21/2010
Envy Envy
Nope, I put nothing up my butt that isn't made for it. Last thing I need is a trip to the ER and then explaining it to my family who are NOT sex positive people....

The comic is cute though.
09/21/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
A LONG time ago I would use my hair brush handle, honestly I did not know why it felt so good but it did. Also used hand lotion (cringe) for lube.

I have come along way since then.
09/21/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... More
OH god I forgot about that...
09/21/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
A LONG time ago I would use my hair brush handle, honestly I did not know why it felt so good but it did. Also used hand lotion (cringe) for lube.

I have come along way since then.
I have heard the hair brush thing many times.
09/21/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... More
I absolutely LOVE that video. :rewatches for the 291832847th time:
09/21/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... More
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
09/21/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
HAHA.
09/21/2010
ScottA ScottA
Yeah, several found objects. Always made sure that they had rounded edges and were "safe-er" but I have done it.

Some of them did feel pretty good when used correctly.
09/21/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
LOL I should hope not. Now THAT would be an interesting trip to the ER....
09/21/2010
ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
LOL I should hope not. Now THAT would be an interesting trip to the ER....
Make sure you're wearing a snorkel before you try it!
09/21/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by ScottA
Make sure you're wearing a snorkel before you try it!
LOL nice.
09/21/2010
c0l3m4ntg4nn c0l3m4ntg4nn
I got free fruit when i worked at walmart in produce, so I eventually tried a Gala apple. Not during work hours though!
09/22/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by c0l3m4ntg4nn
I got free fruit when i worked at walmart in produce, so I eventually tried a Gala apple. Not during work hours though!
Did it have the requisite "large flanged base?" Are you going to write a review for us.

(Just messing with you.)
09/22/2010
V.T.T V.T.T
Oddly enough...no...LOL
09/22/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
That was one funny comic strip, laughed very hard!

but the answer is noooooo
09/22/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by c0l3m4ntg4nn
I got free fruit when i worked at walmart in produce, so I eventually tried a Gala apple. Not during work hours though!
An apple?! I've seen that in a porn also. Did you succeed?
09/22/2010
ScottA ScottA
Done quite a bit, from attempts to make my own silicone plugs and dildos with hardware store silicone (DON'T!), to experiments with homemade wood toys (could work,but I'd want to find a known safe finish) and re-purposed household goods.

Nothing as wide around as your average apple.
09/23/2010
CleverKitty CleverKitty
Mini maglight when i was 14 or 15
09/27/2010
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by CleverKitty
Mini maglight when i was 14 or 15
Hopefully with a guard over it - those can have sharp, almost filelike areas.
09/27/2010
kittycat414 kittycat414
One of those long candle sticks when I was young!
09/27/2010
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by kittycat414
One of those long candle sticks when I was young!
Which actually is one of the safer options (provided it's lead/toxic free). The wax isn't sharp, and the wick keeps it together if it breaks. Most candles are long enough to not have a problem with full insertion, either.

They aren't ideal since you can still puncture your intestine if you aren't careful. They're also hard to clean after use.
09/27/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Have tried a couple of different objects - nothing real weird. Yikes @ apple. Wouldnt that kill?????
You werent worried about not being able to get it out again as soon as ya done?
10/01/2010
Liz2 Liz2
Reading some of these posts on objects in the butt make be skive! I love anal play but totally confined to butt plugs, dils with a wide base and of course a cock.
I would never want a trip to the ER to retrieve a foreign object or do damage to my anal canal.
I guess in the days prior to toys people experimented more but at the same time I can see where the negative attitudes toward anal sex came from. Nothing like a painful or damaging experience to foster an averse reaction. Obviously behavior modification.
My first anal experience was pure hell; no lube, insensitive jerk, and brute force. Took a long time before I would even consider anal. Butt plugs, dils and a sensitive guy brought me around to the joys of anal.
I so want to keep it safe so I can enjoy!
10/02/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
Done quite a bit, from attempts to make my own silicone plugs and dildos with hardware store silicone (DON'T!), to experiments with homemade wood toys (could work,but I'd want to find a known safe finish) and re-purposed household ... More
LOL didn't turn out so good?
10/07/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by kittycat414
One of those long candle sticks when I was young!
OOO that could have broken off and been bad!
10/07/2010
AussieSarah AussieSarah
I havent tried anything too weird myself but have seen golf balls and 8 ball (snooker) balls in porn which are kinda cool because they can make them 'pop' out! Ive always been interested in how easy/hard it is to hold something like a ball in and then force it out. I think i might try that but would not try different shapes that to me seem like they would be harder to push out.

Although i was in a hotel room once and tried inserting the small little shampoo bottles they give you....wasnt to bad but was a little bit short for me. I tried to make sure i had a good grip on it so i didn't lose it.
10/07/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by AussieSarah
I havent tried anything too weird myself but have seen golf balls and 8 ball (snooker) balls in porn which are kinda cool because they can make them 'pop' out! Ive always been interested in how easy/hard it is to hold something like a ball in ... More
I've seen that in porn, too. The only problem is, without either a wide base and/or a cord or lead, these could go too far, and then again, you're on your way to the ER trying to think up a story as to why you have a few pool balls stuck up your ass.

I think it's best to stick with toys made for anal play. There are some really nice anal beads that have the same effect of a ball, but are MUCH safer.

This whole page has good anal beads. Anal Bead Assortment
10/07/2010
ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
OOO that could have broken off and been bad!
The wick would have kept it together and prevented most of the sharper edges from being too obvious. Not as good as a real toy, but better than some of the other options.

The silicone didn't work - silicone sealants cure by releasing acetic acid, and it turns out that they do that for a long time (in addition HW store silicones take weeks to cure in a mold). The toy was never comfortable to use, and I worry about what might have happened (acids+intestines are not a good mix). In short, not all silicones are made the same.

If I was making a toy again I'd probably go for wood or a easily worked with hard plastic. Soft materials just have too many chemical questions.
10/07/2010
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