Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

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Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

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Contributor: ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by P'Gell
I've seen that in porn, too. The only problem is, without either a wide base and/or a cord or lead, these could go too far, and then again, you're on your way to the ER trying to think up a story as to why you have a few pool balls stuck up ... more
"I was reading under the pool table (naked because my clothes weren't dry yet) and the little baskets that hold the balls broke. They fell down and popped up my butt!
10/07/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by ScottA
"I was reading under the pool table (naked because my clothes weren't dry yet) and the little baskets that hold the balls broke. They fell down and popped up my butt!
Bwahahahha! That was one I never heard before.

So, you were washing your only clothes, sitting there nude, and the balls FOUND YOUR ASS? Hahahaha. Cute.
10/07/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
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Originally posted by ScottA
"I was reading under the pool table (naked because my clothes weren't dry yet) and the little baskets that hold the balls broke. They fell down and popped up my butt!
LOL I think that's quite possibly the best excuse I've ever heard
10/07/2010
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
"I was reading under the pool table (naked because my clothes weren't dry yet) and the little baskets that hold the balls broke. They fell down and popped up my butt!
Lol hopefully i never get to the stage where pool balls could just fall into my ass that easily! Id like to think that something that size would at least have to be pushed in a little bit.

As much as it is a risk i still kinda like the idea of having balls in my ass and being able to pop them out whenever i want. Imagine being in the middle of sex and all the sudden in a moment of passion whoosh away goes one ball with muscle contractions etc.

Would be amazing being outside with them in as well! I think it would be a different feeling than beads and you dont have to worry about the string/handle pocking out under tight clothes
10/08/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by ScottA
The wick would have kept it together and prevented most of the sharper edges from being too obvious. Not as good as a real toy, but better than some of the other options.

The silicone didn't work - silicone sealants cure by releasing ... more
Well I totally applaud you at even trying! I think it would be fun to widdle my own sex plug out of wood. Maybe there should be a contest for this lol.
10/08/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by AussieSarah
Lol hopefully i never get to the stage where pool balls could just fall into my ass that easily! Id like to think that something that size would at least have to be pushed in a little bit.

As much as it is a risk i still kinda like the idea of ... more
Granted it's not plausable, but then again I don't see anyone coming up with a better one.

Come on - I challenge you!
10/08/2010
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
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Originally posted by ScottA
Granted it's not plausable, but then again I don't see anyone coming up with a better one.

Come on - I challenge you!
Oh no, sorry you mistook me. I love it its better than anything i could ever come up with. I was more just saying i hope i never get to that stage where something could just fall in and my ass not be nice and tight after a while!

Lol would be scary if it could just drop in...for me at least, maybe some people out there are like that/want to be like that
10/08/2010
Contributor: Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
When I was a thirteen-year-old teenager and had just discovered anal stimulation, I used a Crayola marker to penetrate myself for the very first time. It seemed perfect since it was smooth and small (of course I didn't insert it all the way). As my teenage years progressed, I used razor and trimmer handles, toothbrushes, even a screwdriver handle at one point. Back then, of course, I didn't have any knowledge of or access to sex toys.

I was so excited when I finally discovered sex toys for this sole purpose, and once I had access to them I found it hard to believe I comfortably stimulated myself with household objects, using only hand lotion as lube. Looking back, those odd objects really opened me (pun intended) to the world of sex toys.
10/08/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by AussieSarah
Oh no, sorry you mistook me. I love it its better than anything i could ever come up with. I was more just saying i hope i never get to that stage where something could just fall in and my ass not be nice and tight after a while!

Lol would be ... more
I definitely can't have anything "just drop in for a visit".

I'd still like to see some other candidates for an excuse.
10/09/2010
Contributor: Robin Goodfellow Robin Goodfellow
Haha Great idea for a post. I'm so use to the norm, of sex toys but looking back there is quite a list (chronologically). Don't try this at home! Little Rubber ducky head, Tail end of markers, candles, M&M mini's bottle, Tail end of Spatulas/Spoons, Handles of various sized screwdrivers. The last was the culmination in the evolution. With a flared handle it was nearly anal safe, and its smooth ergonomic curves were as close to a sex toy as I got. This took place between middle school and high school. By age 18/ freshman year of college, I found a girl to start playing with real buttplugs with, and the rest is history. But in a pinch I still have those aces up my sleeve.
10/16/2010
Contributor: Vexed Vexed
The oddest thing that I can think of was one of those huge Jaw Breaker candies that were the size of a racket ball. It melted inside of me slowly, then was easier to push out. Cucumbers, shampoo bottles, smooth rocks, and the tip of a bicycle seat were also weird objects I've tried.
10/17/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by Vexed
The oddest thing that I can think of was one of those huge Jaw Breaker candies that were the size of a racket ball. It melted inside of me slowly, then was easier to push out. Cucumbers, shampoo bottles, smooth rocks, and the tip of a bicycle seat ... more
I wonder what (if any) adverse effects you'd get from introducing the sugar. Definitely not as many as you get in the vagina, but by the large intestine most of the sugar has been absorbed, so you might get bacterial growth or yeasts, or gas at the very least.

I wonder if there have been any studies on this?
10/17/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Well I totally applaud you at even trying! I think it would be fun to widdle my own sex plug out of wood. Maybe there should be a contest for this lol.
OMG that would be quite cool to see peoples creative ideas,lol.
10/19/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
I haven't, but I'm sure Richard Gere has...
10/22/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
A hairbrush, once..
10/24/2010
Contributor: Uncommon Pleasures Uncommon Pleasures
I grew up in a non sexual conservative house hold so no toys (i hid everything). What started as fingers went to tooth brush handle, hair brush handle, corn, cucumber, balls of all kinds, then shampoo bottles, my fist and anything else i could find that was safe. Needless to say I went through a lot of condoms. haha
11/03/2010
Contributor: joja joja
I have vague memories of playing with my butt as early as age 8-9, specifically sticking this small, rounded nail polish bottle up there. In retrospect, I'm REALLY lucky it never got lost. I also experimented with hairbrush handles and various kitchen utensils. Obviously this wasn't so much a kinky thing as a lack of resources.
11/03/2010
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
I had a guy one time that after he came in my ass put my g string inside my ass and then get me to lick all his cum off it.
I love feeling dirty so its wasnt too bad at all
11/11/2010
Contributor: Twist Twist
Unless a pretty girls finger counts then no, nothing goes up my rear than a Aneros.
11/15/2010
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Nothing here!
11/19/2010
Contributor: moonlitlilly moonlitlilly
Haven't put anything other than sex toys/partner's hand/dick/ect up there. Watched the video Jesibel420 mentioned and all I can say is ouch!
11/25/2010
Contributor: Porfiriato Porfiriato
I will confess to strongly considering foreign objects after watching this kind of porn, like you said, watching it is kind of addicting
11/26/2010
Contributor: dhig dhig
LOL. Love the comic. I used a hairbrush when i was younger and didn't have access to toys.
12/03/2010
Contributor: SparklingReviews SparklingReviews
I would be terrified that something would get stuck... wouldn't that be an odd conversation to have with the ER doctor lol.
12/06/2010
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
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Originally posted by SparklingReviews
I would be terrified that something would get stuck... wouldn't that be an odd conversation to have with the ER doctor lol.
I know a couple of doctors/nurses and they have some good stories to tell. first of all what people have put inside them but also the stories they come up with to make sure that the doctor/nurse thinks that it was all an accident and they ended up with multiple pieces of fruit/toys etc up there all as an accident!!
12/06/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
just my husband
12/06/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Nope, not me! lol
12/06/2010
Contributor: fghjkl fghjkl
OMG. I just went and watched the not in your butt video. Amazing lol Just amazing.
12/06/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Yes, when I was young I inserted a few things which I now know were bad ideas. I was very lucky not to lose anything in there..
12/06/2010
Contributor: Kinkme Kinkme
I tried putting a ice cube up there. I'm into temperature play and anal so it worked for me. It just needs to be the rounded kind (from a auto-ice maker) because I can imagine the squares being sharp, you don't want to tear anything.
12/06/2010