Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

You can melt down the edges in a warm pan, and that's probably a good idea with most ice-maker cubes as well (the top edges are pretty sharp)

That's a good Idea. I just let the water in the cup melt it down. I can imagine using your hands would work as well, due to body heat.

Ohh, but we do.

Definately! After all thats why we all check this topic in the forum!

I dont think theres much that could surprise people on this forum, infact no matter how "weird" the item may be i bet theres others that have done the same.... never know i might even be intrigued and try it after you tell us all!!

I havent tried this myself but i have been the person using the bottle on someone
We were having a bit of a girly night in with a few bottles of champagne and after finishing quite a few of them (maybe too many now that i think back) the conversation turned to all things anal.
Well anyway to cut a long story short i ended up using a finished champagne bottle on my of my girlfriends. Was one of the most spontaneous and sexy things i have ever done. My man still doesnt know exactly what happened but i think he suspected something after seeing how horny i was when i got back!

I think by the end of the night most of us had a go and the only one of us that hadn't tried anal before (and the reason why we started which was just to show her) certainly learnt a lot and surprised her man the next night with a butt plug up her ass!! For some reason he's always encouraging us to have more girly nights in now!

Safety is an issue when playing anally.

That may be true but oh is it fun to find out what people have put up there when they were either young and didn't know better, drunk and horny or just out of curiosity.
This thread has made me look around at random items around the house in a completely different like, wondering what they would be like in my ass!
Never before have things like remote controls, food jars, my small computer mouse or my mans vibrating video game controllers looked so enticing

Yeah, most people do - but keep in mind it's going the other way.

All through my teen years I had to make my own anal toys because I was not ony too young to buy them, I had to be able to destroy them afterwards to keep anyone from finding them.

I used to make my own dildos using water pipe insulation(it's like a pool play noodle for kids with a slit up the side) with a condom over it. I would cut the end to a taper, wrap tape around it to not only hold the slit closed, but also ad varian shaped to it. Then cover it with a condom and tape the base on. I could have any thikness and length I wanted.

I many plunder handles, brush handles, one time a shampoo bottle(yes, I thought Adam Sandler wtore that song about me). I also used taper candles.

One thing I loooooved doing but rarely could. Made a dildo from a piece of rubber hose, plug the end with a ball of rags and cover the whole thing with electical tape(condoms were unavailable to me). I would tape it to the center rotor of a washing machine and place a piece of plywood over it with a hole in the middle. I had a nail driven though it in the corner to push the button that indicated the lid is closed. I would lube up the dildo, mount it and start the machine. I would try to last through all the cycles but always came way before. Nothing in the world has ever matched the gyrations I got from that < I never could last long enough for the spin cycle but jump to it a couple time. WOW!

But now I'm an adult and I look back to all the things I used thinking I'm lucky nothing went wrong. I was using things that were never meant for what I was doing and I could have been seriously hurt. As a parent I plan to be completely open with my kids. I have thought about and considered that when I discover or suspect they are experimenting I will sit down 1-on-1 with them and try to have an open conversation about masturbation with them. And if they admit they have been making theit own toys, I will buy them real ones with a "no questions, no strings" attitude. Because children coming of age will experiment and I want mine to be safe by using things that were designed for that job. I don't want to come home to find out my daughter cut her vaginal wall on a cucumber that had a sharp spike, or my son's penis is mangled because he stuck it in a vacume cleaner rotor.

I haven't put anything weird up there.

The comic made me LOL

interesting