Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
Quote:
Originally posted by Rainbow Boy
When I was a thirteen-year-old teenager and had just discovered anal stimulation, I used a Crayola marker to penetrate myself for the very first time. It seemed perfect since it was smooth and small (of course I didn't insert it all the way). As ... More
I also had no knowledge of sex toys, so I used what I could find around the house: markers, larger pens, razor handles (the most often used), toothbrush, etc. I was dying for the stimulation, so the possibility of something going bad was completely off my radar.

Now I'm older and pleasure responsibly!
06/05/2011
kbuck kbuck
haha - wow...these make me laugh ... so here ya'all go...

toothbrushes, hairbrushes, fingers, shampoo bottles, flashlights, cucumbers, squash, carrots, apples, oranges, hammers, shovel handles, broom handles, the floaty things that hold up ropes in pools (probably the oddest), beer cans, beer bottles, fingers, dog chew toys ... and more that I am confident that I am forgetting

Always interesting walking around walmart looking at something and thinking - hmmmm. I always tried to use a lot of lube, looking back - what was I thinking??? deffinitely explains my toy collection now though
06/09/2011
melianofvalinor9 melianofvalinor9
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... More
Just toys for me...
06/19/2011
catalunalilith catalunalilith
mostly made-for sex toys. but the occasional well shaped object, as well
07/03/2011
Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
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Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
I've actually *blushes and hides* extinguished lit candles in my ass before. And I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
I should've prefaced that by saying : do not try this at home. lol.

Also, the neck of a wine bottle.
07/03/2011
Miss Nessa Miss Nessa
noooo.
07/09/2011
Beck Beck
i tried hairbrush handle should of also said other cuz i tried the battery operated tooth brush before to!
07/12/2011
Sinfully Sinfully
No.
07/14/2011
mmike1900 mmike1900
Before using sex toys, I used quite a few things that are definitely not meant to be used as sex toys.

Mini pool table sticks, drumsticks (instrument kind, not food), carrot, broom handle, toothbrush traveling case, loufa handle.

Of course, nowadays I just opt for an actually sex toy or partner.
07/16/2011
stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I have used:
ice cubes, peeled & unpeeled bananas, watermelon slices, water from a garden hose, hotel shampoo bottles, pencils, pens, markers, beer bottle neck, hair brush handle, tools such as hammer, handle & head, screwdrivers, closed end wrench, toilet brush handle, popsicles, my own penis (just able to get the head in) candle (unlit), grapes, slim cucumber.
I'm sure there are others that I can't recall.
07/17/2011
Powder Powder
No thank you ma'am
07/17/2011
kendra30752 kendra30752
OMG! Lol this is super interesting. I haven't ever done anything anal and neither has my partner & we don't watch porn so these are really surprising and interesting to me! I had no idea people put things like those on the list... in there. Lol Underwear in your behind? That sounds painful and plants?! That sounds scary. Lol. I couldn't ever do it.
07/20/2011
anonomous anonomous
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Originally posted by ScottA
"I was reading under the pool table (naked because my clothes weren't dry yet) and the little baskets that hold the balls broke. They fell down and popped up my butt!
LOL there like again????
07/20/2011
Jenyana Jenyana
I must confess than when I was a teenager and stupid I experimented with things that weren't very safe going inside my butt, using hand cream for lube.

Will not really go into detail here, but at least they were things that wouldn't get stuck. They were too long. ^^U
07/20/2011
Trillian Trillian
When I was young and didn't have access to sex toys I used screwdriver handles, hammer handles, candles, sharpies, bananas, carrots, cucumbers, squash, and the necks of beer bottles a lot in college. I generally used plastic bags with hand lotion for lube after starting out with vasolene jelly at first. I had pretty good luck putting a screwdriver into a box and then mounting the box. It is crazy now to think about it and I feel so lucky that I never got anything stuck
07/20/2011
ScarlettSeraph ScarlettSeraph
I just think of Ducky's video about what not to put in your butt, and an episode of Grey's Anatomy where the person was full of doll heads, lol
07/22/2011
Kkay Kkay
Pervertibles are fun, but anal play is somewhere that I am not willing to experiment.
07/22/2011
virgomama616 virgomama616
razor handle when i was younger
07/27/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
Gives literal meaning to the phrase "Head up your ass." *rimshot*

I've only recently begun to think about anal play. If anything's going up my butt, it had better have a flared base!
07/27/2011
virgomama616 virgomama616
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Gives literal meaning to the phrase "Head up your ass." *rimshot*

I've only recently begun to think about anal play. If anything's going up my butt, it had better have a flared base!
or have a handle =)
07/28/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by virgomama616
or have a handle =)
True, but I honestly would feel safer with a base. Perhaps a handle will be present further in the future.
07/29/2011
BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
I've always been too chicken to use anything other than the standard butt toys, fingers, penis.
08/06/2011
frisky069 frisky069
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... More
the only thing thats ever been in mine has been a dick lol
08/08/2011
fleshlightluvr1 fleshlightluvr1
Can't say that I'd done anything too weird. Love the cartoon, hilarious!!!
08/08/2011
callsignhusker callsignhusker
pinecones... i hope you're not serious lol
08/15/2011
ElleBee ElleBee
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Originally posted by callsignhusker
pinecones... i hope you're not serious lol
Right. Ouch. I am too nervous to use anything that might be even a little dangerous... or difficult to explain at the hospital later. Hah.
08/18/2011
mcl272 mcl272
definitely a no! nothing goes there buy toys & my man's body parts. but i've also seen some pretty disgusting things on porn! not my thing!
09/15/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
I've not put anything weird in my butt, no. Just my anal safe toys and my boyfriend's cock. I'm practically obsessed with keeping it clean and safe down there.
09/16/2011
mistre$$ mistre$$
Oooh the comic! lol

NO, I cannot say I have. But I know a few people who have had to go to the ER for putting things in their bums. (Shampoo bottles, fruit...)
The person who had to go for the shampoo bottle made the same exact mistake like 2 more times. You would think once would be enough.
09/23/2011
Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
a candle when I was young
09/25/2011
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