Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

carenautilus carenautilus
Once, as a stupid teenager I stuck my hairbrush up mah butt. It was not a good idea.
09/25/2011
ScotchIrish ScotchIrish
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... More
I am surprise no one said there own head aka "get your head out of your _ss"
lol.
09/25/2011
Mr Dj Mr Dj
last night I put a condom over two pool table balls..it was like my own anal beeds - sensation was intesnse! ..was inspired after watching Anal Acrobats..they put some really weird objects there.
10/14/2011
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Have stuck with toys and fingers....
10/17/2011
ajwonder ajwonder
screwdrivers, handles, etc... LOL
11/03/2011
LQ LQ
A candle is all I can think of.
11/04/2011
PonyGirl Sin PonyGirl Sin
Ummm yes I have also seen some odd things go in and come out from anal play that have shocked me a bit. Although on the other hand its only strange untill you attempted it yourself. Hmmm lets see I'v had toes, flogger handles, golf balls and I have nearly had a soda can inserted in me analy it never made it but yeah.
11/06/2011
DiscretionAdvised DiscretionAdvised
Embarrassingly, I will admit to a covered hotdog.
11/06/2011
Kaltir Kaltir
Aside from anal toys, only my husbands cock, finger, and tongue. Nothing else needs to go there for me
11/07/2011
authorzero authorzero
I consider myself somewhat sexually adventurous, but this just isn't my thing.
11/08/2011
Just Tigger Just Tigger
Mostly bottles, ranging in size...
But stick to the anal toys these days
11/09/2011
Missmarc Missmarc
When I was in high school, applying to schools and studying for the SATs were rather stressful experience. I would always end up masturbating. I remember inserting smooth end of pens I was writing with into my ass. That was me, experimenting.
11/09/2011
Clandestine Clandestine
Funny webcomic.

Hmm. Before being able to buy toys meant for the purpose, there were a few things... Certainly, not the wisest choices. *hears Ducky Doolittle's "Not in Your Butt" echo through head*

...Let's leave it at that. I'm just glad nothing got stuck.
11/09/2011
julia. julia.
Never tried this!
11/09/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
Ok, that video on page one ROCKED LOL! I have not put anything "strange" in my butt, but I know a guy who LOVES putting odd stuff in his ass...take for example, a Base Ball Bat....NO LIE!
11/10/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Not saying you should, but somebody did.
11/10/2011
Kendrir Kendrir
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... More
Not really into awkward emergency room visits
11/11/2011
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
Food, phallic shaped food, smooth wooden handle from a ball in the cup toy (very phallic shaped), hairbrush with condom, tooth brush cover (about 7 inches phallic shaped), small sample shampoo bottles, sharpie, tooth brush handle, other random things
11/11/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
I don't even like a dick or fingers in there...so nope.
11/12/2011
FreedomHappens FreedomHappens
I was completely shocked by the things on the list and tickled by the things in this thread...lol
11/12/2011
levellc09 levellc09
I can't stop laughing!
12/06/2011
levellc09 levellc09
OMG THAT'S VIDEO IS TOO FUNNY!
12/06/2011
Jammin14580 Jammin14580
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... More
Weird insertions = fun, but you gotta pick your "toys" carefully
12/07/2011
allinonekid allinonekid
Dog toys.
12/09/2011
Apirka Apirka
The first time I ever put anything up my butt I was 13 I think. I had an old curling iron that I removed from the electrical part, removed the clamp portion and scrubbed it up. It was a little cold at first, but it was smooth and smaller and didn't hurt.
02/26/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
None, just your standard, safe items.
02/26/2012
Llewey Llewey
Woohoo, Three Word Phrase comic! When I was first just entertaining the idea of anal stimulation, I shoved the following up my butt:
-Toothbrush
-Thick Sharpie marker
-Hair brush
-Smooth handle end of a screwdriver (I know, AHHH!)
-Butt end of vibrating razor without the razor attached

I also used aloe goop as lube a couple times back in the day. What a depraved soul I was/am! Actually, I'm lucky I didn't ever hurt myself...
02/26/2012
godweensatan godweensatan
fruits and veggies are the best hahahha
02/27/2012
Bzz Bzz
this is probably one of the stupidest, lol. When I was like 12 I tried to tie string around a (tightly closed) nail polish bottle and stuck it up there. The string of course fell off. Fortunately I was able to push the bottle out. One of the stupidest things I've ever done!
02/27/2012
freda freda
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
02/27/2012
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