Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

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Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

carenautilus carenautilus
Once, as a stupid teenager I stuck my hairbrush up mah butt. It was not a good idea.
09/25/2011
ScotchIrish ScotchIrish
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ...
I am surprise no one said there own head aka "get your head out of your _ss"
lol.
09/25/2011
Mr Dj Mr Dj
last night I put a condom over two pool table balls..it was like my own anal beeds - sensation was intesnse! ..was inspired after watching Anal Acrobats..they put some really weird objects there.
10/14/2011
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Have stuck with toys and fingers....
10/17/2011
ajwonder ajwonder
screwdrivers, handles, etc... LOL
11/03/2011
LQ LQ
A candle is all I can think of.
11/04/2011
PonyGirl Sin PonyGirl Sin
Ummm yes I have also seen some odd things go in and come out from anal play that have shocked me a bit. Although on the other hand its only strange untill you attempted it yourself. Hmmm lets see I'v had toes, flogger handles, golf balls and I have nearly had a soda can inserted in me analy it never made it but yeah.
11/06/2011
DiscretionAdvised DiscretionAdvised
Embarrassingly, I will admit to a covered hotdog.
11/06/2011
Kaltir Kaltir
Aside from anal toys, only my husbands cock, finger, and tongue. Nothing else needs to go there for me
11/07/2011
authorzero authorzero
I consider myself somewhat sexually adventurous, but this just isn't my thing.
11/08/2011
Just Tigger Just Tigger
Mostly bottles, ranging in size...
But stick to the anal toys these days
11/09/2011
Missmarc Missmarc
When I was in high school, applying to schools and studying for the SATs were rather stressful experience. I would always end up masturbating. I remember inserting smooth end of pens I was writing with into my ass. That was me, experimenting.
11/09/2011
Clandestine Clandestine
Funny webcomic.

Hmm. Before being able to buy toys meant for the purpose, there were a few things... Certainly, not the wisest choices. *hears Ducky Doolittle's "Not in Your Butt" echo through head*

...Let's leave it at that. I'm just glad nothing got stuck.
11/09/2011
julia. julia.
Never tried this!
11/09/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
Ok, that video on page one ROCKED LOL! I have not put anything "strange" in my butt, but I know a guy who LOVES putting odd stuff in his ass...take for example, a Base Ball Bat....NO LIE!
11/10/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Not saying you should, but somebody did.
11/10/2011
Kendrir Kendrir
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ...
Not really into awkward emergency room visits
11/11/2011
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
Food, phallic shaped food, smooth wooden handle from a ball in the cup toy (very phallic shaped), hairbrush with condom, tooth brush cover (about 7 inches phallic shaped), small sample shampoo bottles, sharpie, tooth brush handle, other random things
11/11/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
I don't even like a dick or fingers in there...so nope.
11/12/2011
FreedomHappens FreedomHappens
I was completely shocked by the things on the list and tickled by the things in this thread...lol
11/12/2011
levellc09 levellc09
I can't stop laughing!
12/06/2011
levellc09 levellc09
OMG THAT'S VIDEO IS TOO FUNNY!
12/06/2011
Jammin14580 Jammin14580
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ...
Weird insertions = fun, but you gotta pick your "toys" carefully
12/07/2011
allinonekid allinonekid
Dog toys.
12/09/2011
Apirka Apirka
The first time I ever put anything up my butt I was 13 I think. I had an old curling iron that I removed from the electrical part, removed the clamp portion and scrubbed it up. It was a little cold at first, but it was smooth and smaller and didn't hurt.
02/26/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
None, just your standard, safe items.
02/26/2012
Llewey Llewey
Woohoo, Three Word Phrase comic! When I was first just entertaining the idea of anal stimulation, I shoved the following up my butt:
-Toothbrush
-Thick Sharpie marker
-Hair brush
-Smooth handle end of a screwdriver (I know, AHHH!)
-Butt end of vibrating razor without the razor attached

I also used aloe goop as lube a couple times back in the day. What a depraved soul I was/am! Actually, I'm lucky I didn't ever hurt myself...
02/26/2012
godweensatan godweensatan
fruits and veggies are the best hahahha
02/27/2012
Bzz Bzz
this is probably one of the stupidest, lol. When I was like 12 I tried to tie string around a (tightly closed) nail polish bottle and stuck it up there. The string of course fell off. Fortunately I was able to push the bottle out. One of the stupidest things I've ever done!
02/27/2012
freda freda
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
02/27/2012
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