Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

Contributor: Raizer911 Raizer911
I know what you mean. I have seen movies like this and cant help but watch in fascinated horror.
02/27/2012
Contributor: Nkev Nkev
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
lol i have not but i understand the cant stop watching thing its like captivating lol
02/28/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Very tame. But it was just a sharpie!
02/28/2012
Contributor: godweensatan godweensatan
mmmm things in butts.
02/28/2012
Contributor: PhantomBowie PhantomBowie
the end of a toilet plunger with saran wrap. I found it ironic later on.
02/28/2012
Contributor: Lizzy Lizzy
Not yet, but the day isn't over.
02/28/2012
Contributor: ECU Pirate ECU Pirate
haha great comic
02/29/2012
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
too funnyyy and no i havent
02/29/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Nope, I would be too scared of having to go to the Er.
02/29/2012
Contributor: tinadice tinadice
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
Nope, I put nothing up my butt that isn't made for it.
02/29/2012
Contributor: Entropy Entropy
This was when I was more curious than educated. I used a handle from one of those small trowels used to shovel out fireplaces and wood stoves to administer prostate pressure. Later I learned that the handle unscrewed a few inches from where I used to insert it. I'm lucky the bloody thing never came loose, as I surely would have rectally swallowed it. I wonder whatever happened to that thing?
03/01/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
I had someone else insert a random item when I was on my stomach awaiting penis. WAY too embarrassed to tell that whole story.
06/03/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
Nope! Like the comic, though.
06/04/2012
Contributor: SkinFlute SkinFlute
gerbil................ .................... ?
06/11/2012
Contributor: Why Not? Why Not?
Pine cones eh? Are we talking pinion pine or sugar pine? Not that I would use either but man what a difference.
06/19/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Well way back when I was in my teens I remember I had this thick marker like the kind you use to write on posters and it had a sealed, rounded bottom so one day after it had run dry I got a little curious and played with that (held onto a string I had threaded through a hole in the tip that I had drilled with a nail though).
And a few summers ago I did use a few oval shaped half melted ice cubes because I knew they'd just melt in there and not cause an ER visit...that was oddly quite fun. xD
06/20/2012
Contributor: wicked weasel wicked weasel
I noticed in the poll, that no one has so far put an animal in there!?!
06/20/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
no way
06/20/2012
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Our first anal toy was the handle of a hair brush. Since then we have moved on to standard anal toys (plugs, beads, dildos, etc.) That hair brush has since been long gone in the garbage
06/20/2012
Contributor: Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
I know what you mean.
Watching weird videos with girls sticking every vegetable imaginable up both holes, at the same time.
06/21/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
XD that comics hilarious
06/21/2012
Contributor: cricket cricket
sharpie anyone?
06/21/2012
Contributor: SecretToyMan SecretToyMan
I voted for my wife, but a bouncy ball (inside of a condom for safety.... Somewhat at least) and a hair brush. I think the end of a toothbrush once.
07/18/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Hmmm.... A hairbrush handle when I was younger. It was a nice smooth wooden one.
07/27/2012
Contributor: Mikemanz Mikemanz
Quote:
Originally posted by c0l3m4ntg4nn
I got free fruit when i worked at walmart in produce, so I eventually tried a Gala apple. Not during work hours though!
wow! how did it go?
08/05/2012
Contributor: Arlinnae Arlinnae
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... more
I used several Items from that video, hahah. But I was careful and never had a problem with any. Hm, where does it leave me?

A pen, an eyeliner, a banana(peeled ), grapes, empty lip-balm cover, toothbrush handle... that sort of things.
11/11/2012
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
Putting anything in my rectum doesn't appeal to me.
11/11/2012
Contributor: Boosty Boosty
A hairbrush handle or pens in the yougner years.
One should also try oval shaped tomatoes. Very nice

Now buttplugs and so.
11/12/2012
Contributor: nosrslylol nosrslylol
Noooo D: Only toys! But that comic is hilarious. XD
11/12/2012
Contributor: EdenUser EdenUser
lol
11/13/2012