'Realistic' vs Realistic Dildos.

eri86 eri86
Dildos that look to much like the real thing, look like creepy disconnected penises, and sometimes testicles. But 'realistic' dildo's just look like toys to make you feel goo.

But for me the overall aesthetic of the toy is a big part of whether I like it and even want to use it. I don't want my dildos to look to real.

How about you?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
A dildo that REALLY looks like the really thing.
xxjoel , dv8 , potstickers , snowminx , spiced , mdnght , lilacviolet , LoneOokami , HannahPanda , Pretties
10  (19%)
A 'realistic' dildo.
eri86 , ashboo32 , karenm , SourAppleMartini , edeneve , Lioncub , Rory , Rin (aka Nire) , AmethystQueen , captainsgirl , hillys , Frankie , Stinkytofu10 , evie.amor , Ayogirl230 , Artur Sergachev , Stagger13 , Mrs.Hellzapoppin , Virgingasms , Genderfree , padmeamidala , TheirPet , higs , Mrs. Zane Donovan , wicked48 , kaylajoy89 , xDemonKittehx , delcubed , GirlOnGirl , icyqueen , Tigrica , C&K0143 , Mirachaya , NeonApple , KiraCat , mollemarie , Trixxxy , dnamonkey , grandtiger , Hoshigetsu , girlyfox , AmbieVampie
42  (81%)
Total votes: 52
Poll is closed
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karenm karenm
I agree that if it looks 'too' realistic (like the porn star dildos) then it kind of weirds me out. So I prefer toys that look pretty realistic but are also simple and easy to tell it is fake, like they are pretty smooth with veins in random places.
03/17/2013
edeneve edeneve
I'm actually fairly flexible. what weirds me out is when the balls are 1/2 cut off.
03/18/2013
Lioncub Lioncub
I voted for the 'realistic' ones but honestly even some of those are too much for me.
03/18/2013
xxjoel xxjoel
I have never seen a dildo that looked "too realistic."
03/18/2013
Rory Rory
Realistic
03/19/2013
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Hyper-realistic dildos, with pinkish heads and colored veins and the like, are a bit too much for me. But I do enjoy "realistic toys," and things like balls and solid flesh tones don't bother me.

The VixSkin dildos are at the perfect level I think, as they look real enough without dipping into the uncanny valley of sex toys. Just one more reason I love them so much.
03/19/2013
AmethystQueen AmethystQueen
Those true-to-life dildos freak me out too. I stay away from them. I just want a shape that works.
03/19/2013
Frankie Frankie
My least favorite thing is probably the fake "Skin" color.

Wait... fake pubes are my least favorite thing, but fake skin color is a close second.
03/20/2013
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by eri86
Dildos that look to much like the real thing, look like creepy disconnected penises, and sometimes testicles. But 'realistic' dildo's just look like toys to make you feel goo.

But for me the overall aesthetic of the toy is a big ... More
A 'realistic' dildo.
03/20/2013
evie.amor evie.amor
I like if it has the general shape of a penis but in a fun color like the O2 revolution or the Mustang TieBright.
03/20/2013
Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
Im confused- arent both answers the same?
03/24/2013
Artur Sergachev Artur Sergachev
A 'realistic' dildo.
03/25/2013
Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by eri86
Dildos that look to much like the real thing, look like creepy disconnected penises, and sometimes testicles. But 'realistic' dildo's just look like toys to make you feel goo.

But for me the overall aesthetic of the toy is a big ... More
Aesthetics are important but feel is another big factor.
03/25/2013
Virgingasms Virgingasms
I agree, really realistic dildos can be a bit creepy. I've noticed they tend to be made out of less safe material.
03/26/2013
FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
I like it either way. What I don't like is a toy that is supposed to be "realistic" but the veins are in some weird crosshatch pattern or something. Also a lot of dildos that try to mimic the real thing are made of really bad materials.
03/26/2013
mdnght mdnght
Well, it depends on if I want a realistic dildo or not? They certainly don't creep me out, though...
03/26/2013
Genderfree Genderfree
It really depends, I have a realistic dildo with balls and a veined shaft from Vixskin, but sometimes I want something less realistic and harder. It really all depends.
04/01/2013
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by FlashFuchsia
I like it either way. What I don't like is a toy that is supposed to be "realistic" but the veins are in some weird crosshatch pattern or something. Also a lot of dildos that try to mimic the real thing are made of really bad materials.
I love the ones where it looks like the veins were drawn on with a marker. Those are hilarious.
04/01/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
Dildos with pubes make me laugh.
04/01/2013
higs higs
Not a fan of the realistic colored ones, they're just gross. I feel like I'm in a taxidermist shop haha
04/01/2013
Crystalline Crystalline
I don't like overly veined ones, or dildos with fake hair.
04/02/2013
kaylajoy89 kaylajoy89
i like the crazier stuff like the tentacle
04/05/2013
LoneOokami LoneOokami
I like the realistic ones for my gender identity but the others are fine too, I usually go with what ever my partner prefers
04/06/2013
delcubed delcubed
Quote:
Originally posted by eri86
Dildos that look to much like the real thing, look like creepy disconnected penises, and sometimes testicles. But 'realistic' dildo's just look like toys to make you feel goo.

But for me the overall aesthetic of the toy is a big ... More
if it looks too real its a put off thats y i always stick to ones that have some sort of coloring to them. i would not even buy a flesh tone one
04/10/2013
GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I like ones that are designed for g-spot stimulation and have a lot of texture so this automatically means they won't be too realistic looking.
04/10/2013
lilyflower lilyflower
I don't mind either kind, but some of the more realistic ones can look kind of gross. Especially if they are made with crappy material, or worse yet, have fake pubic hair. Ugh.
04/10/2013
Mirachaya Mirachaya
I dislike the ones that are too realistic, in fact abstract toys are preferred to semi-realistic to me.
07/29/2013
NeonApple NeonApple
For me, the extremely realistic ones are just a turn off. Some of it has to do with the flesh tone colors, they just weird me out, where the semi-realistic ones in bright colors are more 'wow that looks fun.'

I'm also in the boat of too realistic can be a bad thing when it comes to testicles that aren't fully formed and fake hair, ugh.
07/30/2013
KiraCat KiraCat
I voted 'realistic' but really I care more about how they fell then what they look like so it can depend on the toy (although fake hair is too much for me)
07/30/2013
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