11 Dildos You Won't Believe Exist

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11 Dildos You Won't Believe Exist

dv8 dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
11/15/2011
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Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
Omg that obama one is terrifying. I want the lightsaber,but I could make one of those. And me and my boyfriend always make jokes about bicycle dildos, so seeing that one actually exists makes me laugh.
11/15/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
11/15/2011
llellsee llellsee
Thanks for posting ,I dont know why they included the dolphin dildo.The nun dildo does look pretty good from the back
11/15/2011
Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
We do have the dolphin: Whirly! but if you like him you should buy it soon, because it looks like the pretty turquoise color is out-of-stock-forever, which means FF probably isn't making new pink ones either.

(I don't know why they discontinue the best ones... I fell in love with the turquose Wave and had to order it from overseas where there were still some in stock.)
11/15/2011
Kikui Kikui
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.

Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does the solar cells just need to be in the sun or the whole thing? Haha. Might get some strange looks from neighbors if it's the latter.
11/15/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I think that Hello Kitty one looks more like a pocket rocket than a dildo. And that bike seat one reminds me of a certain, very short Robot Chicken segment involving a nun.

And while I can think of better things to spent $1.8 million dollars on than a dildo, I've gotta say that the diamond-encrusted one is very, very beautiful.
11/15/2011
kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
The Obama one = D: D: D;

Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
11/15/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Kikui
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.

Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ...
The solar cells are what collects the energy, so only that would need to be in the sun. Eden sells a similar vibe, I believe.
11/15/2011
Kikui Kikui
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Originally posted by kadytheredpanda
The Obama one = D: D: D;

Yeah, presidents and Jesus Christ aren't going into my vagina. EVER.
I love and agree with this statement. No nuns in my vagina, either.
11/15/2011
Girly Girl Girly Girl
the obama one it´s horrible i don´t get it why i would like that one,,, but i think the dolphin one it´s adorable
11/15/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Haha, the dolphin one is cute, and the bike one cracked me up! I can totally see how that works, but...that's pretty weird.
11/15/2011
MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
Some of those are very strange! I hate "face" dildos, too. XD I have no idea what possesses companies to put FACES on dildos--ugh! Also, the whale penis one made me laugh, since I frequently shop at a company with MUCH more "exotic" toys that that. That one doesn't even look that good!
11/15/2011
chicken12 chicken12
The bluetooth enabled one looks pretty cool.
11/15/2011
potstickers potstickers
Quote:
Originally posted by Kikui
I'm surprised the Tentacle dildo EF sells isn't on that list. I know in the Halloween e-mail, that surprised the hell out of me.

Didn't know about the Obama, lightsaber, bluetooth, and solar-powered ones. For that last one, does ...
The tentacle is very tame compared to what you find on some websites.
11/15/2011
salaciousrex salaciousrex
Those are awesome! I love the light saber one. Thanks for the link
11/15/2011
Kkay Kkay
Agree that the bluetooth seems cool.
11/15/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Haha, some of those are kinda neat.
11/16/2011
wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
The Obama one is fucking creepy. I might have nightmares now!
11/16/2011
PassionCpl PassionCpl
The Bluetooth one looks great. The bike one looks... different. And as for the whale one - thanks but no thanks!
11/16/2011
Missmarc Missmarc
I don't see hard to believe with the Hello Kitty vibrator. I wouldn't really call it a dildo though. I am a huge Sanrio fan.
11/16/2011
SilverIsis SilverIsis
The Obama one reminded me of some Obama and Palin condoms that I saw at an adult toy store yesterday. Seems like a gag gift more then any thing. The bike one reminded me of the fact that doctors say that you've likely popped your cherry prior to losing your virginity just from riding a bike as a kid. There is part of me that wants to try the toy but I'm not sure how you would negotiate that. I mean, crotchless bike shorts just sound like they would do more harm then good. I really like the light saber one, though I be worried that you were paying more for novelty then quality.
11/16/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
I'm thinking that diamonds would hurt!
11/16/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
Lol, well done David Bekham.
11/16/2011
Girly Girl Girly Girl
some of those are weird
11/16/2011
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
The bike one seems like it would be.....difficult to utilize.....but it makes "mounting a bike" have a completely different meaning.
11/16/2011
dv8 dv8
The diamond-encrusted dildo sure makes the platinum dildos by Jimmy Jane seem cheap.
11/16/2011
Kikui Kikui
Quote:
Originally posted by SilverIsis
The Obama one reminded me of some Obama and Palin condoms that I saw at an adult toy store yesterday. Seems like a gag gift more then any thing. The bike one reminded me of the fact that doctors say that you've likely popped your cherry prior to ...
I was thinking more of you'd have to go commando in a skirt long enough to cover the seat fully.
11/16/2011
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
i like the dolphin one alot! i wish we had some of these on here! the lightsaber for example.. and the bike dildo!
The Dolphin is here. It's Whirly.
11/16/2011
Callisto Callisto
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Heh, EdenFantasys sells two of these dildos but the $1.8 million diamond-encrusted dildo was something I hadn't seen before.
Not sure I'd wanna have diamonds .. all up in my "business". hehe
11/19/2011
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