Dildos that resemble real life partners

  • Christmas shipping schedule
  • 20% OFF sitewide — Code: ENJOY20

Dildos that resemble real life partners

~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Dream cock review
Related to: 
This dildo totally is just like my partner. Any one else get a nice surprise like this?
07/31/2009
  • Buy 1 Toy, Get 1 FREE! Mix and Match
  • Save 50% on Gift Set For Couples!
  • Save 50% on Gift Set For Her!
  • Save 50% on Gift Set For Him!
  • Holiday Clearance – Save 80%
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
All promotions
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
The Tantus Acute doesn't look like one of my former partners in a technical sense, since his dick wasn't pick and sparkly , but it's pretty much the same exact size and shape. Just add a slightly more defined head, some veins, and a pair of testicles, and you've got 'im!
07/31/2009
Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
This dildo totally is just like my partner. Any one else get a nice surprise like this?
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
07/31/2009
PurpleReign PurpleReign
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
Laughed and laughed until my wife came down and shut off the computer!

(Which is now rebooted...and old Mac. Live band playing old R&R blues through our windows...likely an neighbour's 50th tonight. We won't phone the cops until 6. Or 7, if we know at least two songs in the set, my wife and I resolve.)
07/31/2009
spicywife spicywife
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
I think that would mean a severe circulation problem, OUCH!
07/31/2009
Valyn Valyn
So.. are you dating Dr.Manhattan or what?

(I had to)
08/01/2009
imp imp
I'm thinking smurf sex ... jus sayin.
08/01/2009
Airlia Airlia
What about the blue men?
08/01/2009
imp imp
Alien sex? I thought I had heard it all with unicorn horns and tentacles (which I am so damn curious about) and then the "Penipals" linky (that got a few giggles) but blue men? Latex suit? Hehe my brain is on overdrive now.
08/01/2009
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
The Tantus Acute doesn't look like one of my former partners in a technical sense, since his dick wasn't pick and sparkly , but it's pretty much the same exact size and shape. Just add a slightly more defined head, some veins, and a pair ...
Did you buy it expecting that or did you discover it upon receiving it?
08/01/2009
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Your partner has a blue penis? Neat.
Yes of course, because that was such an appropriate response! I appreciate the mature input.

And for record. I HATE smurfs. The only thing I like about them is the role they have in the movie Donnie Darko.
08/01/2009
Total posts: 11
Unique posters: 7