Do you realize how big something is when you get it?

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Do you realize how big something is when you get it?

Falsepast Falsepast
I usually don't. My mind seems to be in such a haze that I can't fully comprehend the size. I realized this after I woke up the next day, pulled out the toy I used the day before and went, "O_O Holy Hell! I took this?...Someone call Stephen Hawking because clearly my anus is a black hole to another dimension."

So, does this happen to you or not?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I realize immediately.
51  (59%)
That sounds like me.
22  (26%)
Other
13  (15%)
Total votes: 86
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09/08/2012
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Vaginas Vaginas
everything's so much nicer when you have it in your hands
09/08/2012
skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
I look at the size ratio and all, but still sometimes surprised when I actually get it.
09/08/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I usually don't. My mind seems to be in such a haze that I can't fully comprehend the size. I realized this after I woke up the next day, pulled out the toy I used the day before and went, "O_O Holy Hell! I took this?...Someone call ...
Ha ha happens to me too.
09/08/2012
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I buy the toys - and usually don't show them to wife before hand - she would freak. But when well prepared she just explodes with huge orgasms when I sue those larger toys - like the Vixskin Maverick or Outlaw!
09/08/2012
MissCandyland MissCandyland
It seems like I'm always being surprised about the item's actual size. I open my package...and I am shocked by how much bigger or smaller the item is.
09/08/2012
Zandrock Zandrock
I realize it immediately.
09/08/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I realize just as soon as I open the package, sometimes I attempt it even if it looks to big others time I don't.
09/08/2012
K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I usually don't. My mind seems to be in such a haze that I can't fully comprehend the size. I realized this after I woke up the next day, pulled out the toy I used the day before and went, "O_O Holy Hell! I took this?...Someone call ...
I had made this mistake twice before I really buckled down and started taking note! I bought that Evolved rose vibe thing and it was so blunt and large that it never seen the inside of my cooter. It was impossible to work with. Then I got that Pipedream classix rabbit and nearly ripped myself a new hole! That was the last time I went for a toy that I wasn't 100% sure would fit me.
09/08/2012
Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!
Yes I have the same revelations.
09/08/2012
Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
yes...i've done this with my glass dildo i have. hubby says that i'm tight enough that he actually has a hard time getting it in and a hard time getting a finger in. my dildo is a tad bit bigger then he is and when i look at it im going, "How does this fit..."
09/08/2012
Rossie Rossie
I usually know what I'm expecting. I always try to picture the size of a toy by viewing the 'View actual product size' image, and also by looking at comparison pictures uploaded by reviewers, before I place my order.
09/08/2012
Rory Rory
Always pay attention to size. Don't want big!
09/08/2012
ellieprobable ellieprobable
I'm more likely to be intimidated when I see it and then realize it isn't such a big deal.
09/08/2012
Ryuson Ryuson
I don't know, sometimes I order something and it's a lot smaller than I was thinking, but othertimes I order something accidentally that is HUGE! I try and be extra careful.
09/08/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I usually don't. My mind seems to be in such a haze that I can't fully comprehend the size. I realized this after I woke up the next day, pulled out the toy I used the day before and went, "O_O Holy Hell! I took this?...Someone call ...
I like thin and dispite the measurments, I am often disappointed at how BIG some toys seem when they get here. That is why I LOVE the size tool on EF...but sadly, a lot of the toys I am looking at don't seem to be sized on it. Why?
09/08/2012
Lioncub Lioncub
I have in the past, now if I'm unsure I get out the ruler and try to draw the actual size to go by.
09/08/2012
ilikepies2 ilikepies2
I'm never in much of a toy haze.
09/08/2012
tortilla tortilla
I kinda know beforehand
09/08/2012
brevado brevado
I usually have a good idea even before I buy
09/08/2012
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I usually don't. My mind seems to be in such a haze that I can't fully comprehend the size. I realized this after I woke up the next day, pulled out the toy I used the day before and went, "O_O Holy Hell! I took this?...Someone call ...
I don't realize until I'm trying to use it link
09/08/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
This used to happen to me ALL the time. I've gotten way better at visualizing measurements now.
09/08/2012
EdenUser EdenUser
Nope. I always read them and I have a fairly good idea of measurements.
09/08/2012
sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
I have always had a good idea of the measurements beforehand.
09/08/2012
Lavendar Lavendar
It's happened!
09/08/2012
amazon amazon
Sometimes I do some crazy stuff, but that wouldn't be one.
09/08/2012
glasskitten glasskitten
Quote:
Originally posted by skeeterlynn
I look at the size ratio and all, but still sometimes surprised when I actually get it.
Same!
09/11/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
There was a time when my jaw fell open when I opened the EF shipping box, when I got the Hoss I about fell out of my chair. lol Nowadays I pay a little more attention to the size before ordering.
09/11/2012
Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
lol thats why i prefer reviews to have pics, or better yet a video! so that i can see how it looks when you get it, better idea of size that way! cant say i've ever been taken by surprise by any but i know i have one of EF's thickest dildos on the way lol i'm sure my eyes will pop when i open that box :-P
09/11/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
I actually returned the super bullet, I didn't pay attention and dang that thing was huge!!
09/11/2012
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