Ever gotten "caught" with toys (not doing it) by kids, just have them seen?

caseyb caseyb
?(???)? My little girl went staright to mine, pulled out my realistic suction cup penis dildos and told me, mommy why are you hiding these real skin moster arms in here, as she walked down the hall w them in front of my gfs!!!
08/20/2012
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caseyb caseyb
Quote:
Originally posted by caseyb
?(???)? My little girl went staright to mine, pulled out my realistic suction cup penis dildos and told me, mommy why are you hiding these real skin moster arms in here, as she walked down the hall w them in front of my gfs!!!
they were hidden in the black zip up "hide-a-toy-pillow" i got from here, actually, she went straight to it, unzipped it, and everything, no fooling her!
08/20/2012
Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
ROFLLLL What your friends say?
08/20/2012
Rawr4483 Rawr4483
Hahaha Thank goodness I haven't been caught yet!
08/20/2012
Chelle Love Chelle Love
Haha! While my sister was babysitting my son hewent to my room, right into my bag, and pulled out my Red rose vibrator. I immediately got a call from my sister laughing hysterically because my son was running around the house making airplane sounds and bombing his hot wheels set with it. She asked him what he was doing and his reply was, "I'm playing with mommy's broken airplane. Needless to say, I now keep my toys in a locked container hidden in a special crevice under my bed!!!
08/20/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
I don't have a child yet, but that is pretty funny! I'd just laugh it off. It's not like you left it out on your bed for her to find.
08/21/2012
Kittybit Kittybit
Well I don't have any kids haha but my mom (who is not open about sex... we've never talked about it) came across my stash when she was going through my closet. she tidied up the drawer but never said anything.
08/21/2012
BobbiJay BobbiJay
Oh ya. My 6 year old gets into everything. I finally put them in a locking box.
08/21/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Mine are sort of all over, so my son gets to them constantly. I've had to implement a "don't go in mommy's room" rule to keep him away from them. He likes the ones that vibrate. He finds them and says "make it make noise!!!"
08/21/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
So far my daughter has been playing in my bags where I keep them. I had to put them up. Because she was taking them out the bag and out the box and bring the box in her older brothers room. Where he is older and would know what they are. She also got ahold of one of mine in my draw. Thank god she is only two.
08/21/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Thankfully not!
08/23/2012
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by caseyb
?(???)? My little girl went staright to mine, pulled out my realistic suction cup penis dildos and told me, mommy why are you hiding these real skin moster arms in here, as she walked down the hall w them in front of my gfs!!!
My son wandered into the living room where we were talking to his very Catholic Grandmother munching on a huge black rubber anal toy. His father turned white and asked me very softly whether his son was chewing on a dildo and would I please take it from him before his Grandmother became curious and asked about it?
I just blushed and switched it for a teething cookie....
08/23/2012
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