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the top 10 Doctor Who dildo sex puns.
It’s bigger on the inside.
Next up — the Dalek buttplug.
K-9 attachment only legal in Sweden and Denmark.
If you just use this, you can avoid getting Tom Baker’s cold sores.
Something something something Sonic Screwdriver.
No regeneration limit.
Now we know what put the Torchwood in Captain Jack Harkness.
Dildos are cool.
Time And Relative Dimension In Sex.
Come along, Pond.