Film-themed dildos: would you like them?

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Film-themed dildos: would you like them?

Lady Smile Lady Smile
Would you like to see dildoes for sale that are themed after big hit movies?
Like Twilight dildo, or star wars that looks like a light saber, or a wand from Harry potter, a blue patterened one like the skin of the actors in avarat?

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01/16/2013
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GONE! GONE!
I'm still hoping for a Doctor Who dildo!
01/16/2013
Septimus Septimus
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Originally posted by GONE!
I'm still hoping for a Doctor Who dildo!
Would it be shaped like a Tardis or a Dalek?
01/16/2013
MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by Septimus
Would it be shaped like a Tardis or a Dalek?
Sonic Screwdriver- DUH.
01/16/2013
edeneve edeneve
nope - no biggie.
01/16/2013
dv8 dv8
EF already sells an Avatar-inspired dildo, the Fleshlight Alien dildo. A couple of other Avatar dildos are for sale on the net but not on EF. The Tantus Vamp arguably is a Twilight dildo. Instructions for making light saber dildos are on the net.
01/17/2013
Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by dv8
EF already sells an Avatar-inspired dildo, the Fleshlight Alien dildo. A couple of other Avatar dildos are for sale on the net but not on EF. The Tantus Vamp arguably is a Twilight dildo. Instructions for making light saber dildos are on the net.
No, way - we'd never do a Twilight anything. We're True Blood fans.
01/17/2013
charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
No, way - we'd never do a Twilight anything. We're True Blood fans.
hahah! This post made me chuckle! Glad you cleared that up!
01/17/2013
Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
And the licensing would be a nightmare, but I'd be all over a Tardis toy. Just sayin'. "Bigger on the inside" indeed!
01/17/2013
travelnurse travelnurse
I really like the fleshlight freaks line, I would love to see more.
01/17/2013
llellsee llellsee
I recently came across a photo of superhero themed dildos that Doc Johnson is meant to be releasing later this year and I want the spider-man dildo so badly!
01/17/2013
null null
Tardis dildo:
link
01/17/2013
bronzelotus bronzelotus
I'd be all over a Harry Potter wand, TARDIS, or sonic screwdriver toy.
01/18/2013
Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by null
Tardis dildo:
link
But the TARDIS's corners are ripping the material. Possibly the very fabric of space and time!

Maybe the material represents time as a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff...which is SILICONE. The physics there! Mind = blown.
01/18/2013
dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
But the TARDIS's corners are ripping the material. Possibly the very fabric of space and time!

Maybe the material represents time as a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff...which is SILICONE. The physics there! Mind = blown.
Would you prefer a Dalek dildo?
A sonic screwdriver?
01/18/2013
Toy Fiend Toy Fiend
Love the wand or light saber ideas. I would buy one for sure!!!!!
01/18/2013
amenti amenti
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Originally posted by null
Tardis dildo:
link
AWESOME!

the top 10 Doctor Who dildo sex puns.

It’s bigger on the inside.
Next up — the Dalek buttplug.
K-9 attachment only legal in Sweden and Denmark.
If you just use this, you can avoid getting Tom Baker’s cold sores.
Something something something Sonic Screwdriver.
No regeneration limit.
Now we know what put the Torchwood in Captain Jack Harkness.
Dildos are cool.
Time And Relative Dimension In Sex.
Come along, Pond.
01/20/2013
amenti amenti
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Originally posted by dv8
Would you prefer a Dalek dildo?
A sonic screwdriver?
There was a british porno with the Daleks abducting human women and using there plungers as vibrators!
To cut to the chase - literally - here's how UK tabloid the Sun describes it: "Dr Who's foes capture three naked 'disco babes' in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers."
called 'aducted by the Daleks' link

If you find a way to track it down ANYONE please let me know I've got to see this mostly just to LMFAO at it.
01/20/2013
Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
I'd totally buy a Doctor Who dildo.

I saw one floating around tumblr once where it was a clearish one with a little TARDIS floating in it.
01/20/2013
Bleu Bleu
I like fleshlight freaks line. i think they should continue it on since it covers like everything I'd want but freaks have HUGE penises. Maybe something smaller like an elf or imp? XD
01/20/2013
dv8 dv8
I'd like to see a Transformers vibrator.
01/22/2013
Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
I'm all over anything Harry Potter and Doctor Who related! Oh pleeeease let them come out with some! lol
01/25/2013
G.L. Morrison G.L. Morrison
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Originally posted by amenti
AWESOME!

the top 10 Doctor Who dildo sex puns.

It’s bigger on the inside.
Next up — the Dalek buttplug.
K-9 attachment only legal in Sweden and Denmark.
If you just use this, you can avoid getting Tom Baker’s ...
Amenti, "Dildos are cool!" I love that.
03/28/2013
butts butts
We have a "cock sleeve" with big bumps on it, we put it over a tapered buttplug and it looked like a Dalek, I was cracking up. I have to get pictures of that sometime XD
03/28/2013
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