My Mr. Right seems to produce a strange, oily discharge right where the shaft meets the balls.
My Mr. Right has ball sweat.
I don't think I've ever heard of a dildo secreting fluid. I'm not too terribly concerned, I'm just intellectually curious. What is this stuff? 'Silicone oil'? I didn't think it was actually possible for a silicone dildo to secrete silicone oils, although I knew the silicone oils were there....