Realistic, Fat Silicone Dildos, Where ARE You?

aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
alright, if you're at all like me, you only want Gucci for your coochie. and if you're even more like me, you want that Gucci to be THICK. the thicker the better. and if you ARE me, chances are you've recently been turned on to realistic dildos, an odd shift from your usual 'abstract, artistic cocks only' stance.

so where the HELL are they? EF is not carrying them.

i want a thick, over 2" thick realistic as hell dildo out of silicone. all the stuffs out there can look realistic and be huge but it certainly can't be any kind of quality material.

ah, if only John Holmes' realistic cock was made of silicone instead of porous-as-all-getout UR3.


so where can one find the treasure I seek?


and would you like EF to carry this too? let our voices be heard!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I too want quality, silicone, fat realistic dildos!
45
I want more realistic dildos!
23
I want more fat dildos!
28
I want more silicone dildos!
57
I just want more dildos!
59
I don't give a fuck!
30
Total votes: 242 (144 voters)
Poll is closed
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DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Randy and Max are both big and realistic, but I'm always in favor of more silicone toys.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Randy and Max are both big and realistic, but I'm always in favor of more silicone toys.
eh, randy... a lovely dildo! i love my randy. but he's not realistic.
i have randy in silicone, but he's only realistic in shape. i want color, veins, lines... i want it to look like a REAL dick. like this..




06/11/2012
Terri69 Terri69
Love the response "I just want more dildos" LOL!
06/11/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Pretty much...no. Everything is going to be like a Randy or Max, which have already been mentioned. I haven't found any above 2" with veining and a super realistic appearance. Not only does EF not carry them, I can't find them anywhere else either. I don't go for super realistic, but I went on a hunt not long ago for silicone over 2" in general and found nothing like what you're looking for. Maybe you could email some companies and suggest it? Like Vixen or Tantus?
06/11/2012
xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
I'm not into the realistic ones.
06/11/2012
Nora29714 Nora29714
I don't really like dildos...
06/11/2012
tA tA
I want bigger silicone dildos, yes. Realistic, I can take/leave.
06/11/2012
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Wow... I was just looking at the VIP Super Soft which is definitely more realistic than my tastes, I think I would find it creepy but I'm intrigued.
06/11/2012
Badass Badass
colt adam
colt chris wade
Bandit is kind of what you are looking for, aside from the color in the veins
same thing, somewhat realistic "Outlaw"
Johnny Vixskin
edu boxer

hope these help your search!

this one too
06/11/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
colt adam
colt chris wade
Bandit is kind of what you are looking for, aside from the color in the veins
same thing, somewhat realistic "Outlaw"
Johnny Vixskin
edu boxer

hope these help your search!

this one too ... More
Out of those, only Bandit, Outlaw, and Johnny are silicone. The rest are "better-than-real" or PVC. I think she's looking for silicone only.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
Pretty much...no. Everything is going to be like a Randy or Max, which have already been mentioned. I haven't found any above 2" with veining and a super realistic appearance. Not only does EF not carry them, I can't find them ... More
*cries.*

i wonder if it's even possible to do such delicate, fine detail in silicone? the color variations as well... maybe it's just not possible with that material.

i really need to start up my own damn sex toy company. i'm so picky. leave it to an artist. and a finicky one at that.
06/11/2012
Do emu Do emu
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
alright, if you're at all like me, you only want Gucci for your coochie. and if you're even more like me, you want that Gucci to be THICK. the thicker the better. and if you ARE me, chances are you've recently been turned on to realistic ... More
I'm not much into dildos, but it would be nice to have a wider selection for folks who want more realistic dildos!
06/11/2012
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Funny you should bring this up. I swear I was saying something similar to my husband earlier. We were in sex shop, and I was playing with a realistic uncut dildo that was out on display. I loved the look, but I don't like the materials that these types of toys are made from. I was saying how awesome it would be to have the same level of realism in silicone. Sexy and sanitary!

I edited to add: I know you're looking for something thick. However, I would also like to see some silicone realistics in the 1 to 1-1/2 range. I am no size queen.
06/11/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
*cries.*

i wonder if it's even possible to do such delicate, fine detail in silicone? the color variations as well... maybe it's just not possible with that material.

i really need to start up my own damn sex toy company. ... More
I don't think that's the case. Have you seen the Bad Dragon dildos? They're super detailed and silicone. Elden and Crackers are two that I know are VERY intricate. Not realistic...at all...but big, silicone, and detailed. So it's got to be possible. Just no one doing it. I'm not sure why? I assume it's cost because the detailed Bad Dragon dildos are not cheap. I guess they think the market for super realistic, large, silicone dildos isn't large enough and that people wouldn't want to pay the high cost.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
colt adam
colt chris wade
Bandit is kind of what you are looking for, aside from the color in the veins
same thing, somewhat realistic "Outlaw"
Johnny Vixskin
edu boxer

hope these help your search!

this one too ... More
sigh. trust me, i've looked at all eden has to offer. what you've listed is either not silicone or not realistic.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
I don't think that's the case. Have you seen the Bad Dragon dildos? They're super detailed and silicone. Elden and Crackers are two that I know are VERY intricate. Not realistic...at all...but big, silicone, and detailed. So it's ... More
hmm.. i do have a couple BD dildos, and i love them. they fall into the more realistic category, but as far as realism in coloration, fine lines, etc, like the cocks i posted pics of up there... there's nothing like that. there's semi-realistic. i want

HYPER REALISTIC!

which is easy to find, in crappy materials.
06/11/2012
Taylor Taylor
do you have the Hoss yet? I know the color isn't realistic, but it's certainly huge. I'm planning on getting it as soon as it is restocked.
06/11/2012
Bzz Bzz
I want LESS realistic, more fat and silicone. I hate realistic SO MUCH.
06/11/2012
hot lil momma hot lil momma
I would love to see more silicone toys and dildos on EF. I hope we get some soon *hint hint*
06/11/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
personally i wish theyd sell some more smaller dildos as well
06/11/2012
Antipova Antipova
I don't know that they can be done as ultra-realistic as the UR3 stuff without being, well, UR3. But a couple of slightly-better options that haven't been mentioned yet:

---well, VixSkin Outlaw's been mentioned. But it's still a good one.
---The Hot Rod, from Downunder Toys (I reviewed one in a non-realistic color, but they have a flesh tone too) comes in four sizes. EF only stocks the smallest one---the biggest one is pretty big. Have a look at their site!
---Also not "perfectly realistic," but there is a "similar to Bad Dragon" company called Erotic Exotics (or it might be Exotic Erotics... ) that has a live-cast, very large, realistic cock, and it seemed like that had better wrinkle detail than most you'll find.
---And that's about all I know.

Share when you find some!
06/11/2012
ghalik ghalik
Check out babes n horny's realistic line (they have 8, all quite large):





They all come in several flesh tones but I must warn you that they will drain your bank account...
06/11/2012
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I don't know that they can be done as ultra-realistic as the UR3 stuff without being, well, UR3. But a couple of slightly-better options that haven't been mentioned yet:

---well, VixSkin Outlaw's been mentioned. But it's still ... More
I found two examples on the Exotic Erotics site: the Shane and the Rudy. They aren't totally realistically colored (they offer custom coloring for a small fee; maybe they could make the head darker than the shaft or something), but they are gorgeously veiny and wrinkly! Thanks for pointing them out.

Edited to add: the link to Exotic Erotics lifecast human cocks link
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor
do you have the Hoss yet? I know the color isn't realistic, but it's certainly huge. I'm planning on getting it as soon as it is restocked.
wow, i don't have that... DO NEED. wishlisting! thank you.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Bzz
I want LESS realistic, more fat and silicone. I hate realistic SO MUCH.
i used to be the exact same way... but i started seeing a boy who'd been with a boy before, and gets really into anal play, and was disappointed when i couldn't peg him with anything that wasn't so artistic it was barely phallic.

now, because HE thinks realistic dicks are hot, i'm finding them hot too! really, apparently that's all it takes.
06/11/2012
HannahPanda HannahPanda
I agree with this sentiment entirely. Too many non-silicone realistoc models.
06/11/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I don't know that they can be done as ultra-realistic as the UR3 stuff without being, well, UR3. But a couple of slightly-better options that haven't been mentioned yet:

---well, VixSkin Outlaw's been mentioned. But it's still ... More
wow, exotic erotics is really interesting! totally something to keep in mind - thank you!
06/11/2012
Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
I hear ya~!
Sadly I have hit a dead-end on my quest.
Going to follow this thread, looking forward to some new leads!
06/12/2012
carenautilus carenautilus
I'm all about girth, but so many girthy dildos are to long for comfortable thrusting.
06/12/2012
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