So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...

skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
Haha. Yes, I have had the thought. However, no one is usually around when I have it out. So I would just be smacking myself if I did that. Not as fun.
08/24/2012
mpfm mpfm
Why yes, of course. It's a nice size and weight for it. If hubby's around, I'll give him a playful swat or two. I usually get eyerolls back, but I can't help myself.
08/24/2012
te te
The urge to has arisen before.
08/24/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Now I do..
I needed a laugh!!!
08/27/2012
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
My husband and I have had duels with our toys before. And last New Year's Eve, my friends had a huge battle with the giant dildos from the collection of the person who's house we were at.
08/27/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
My husband and I have had duels with our toys before. And last New Year's Eve, my friends had a huge battle with the giant dildos from the collection of the person who's house we were at.
LOL I love to read this post to get a laugh!
08/27/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Here read this review..[link|link].
09/30/2012
kitty1949 kitty1949
Yes, and I have! Hahaha
09/30/2012
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
YES! Thank you for bringing it up. Some people are so irritating a good dildo upside the head is in order. End the frustration all around.
09/30/2012
Katzer Katzer
Totally haha
09/30/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
I wish I could carry hung around with me and smack the stupid out of some individuals!
09/30/2012
amenti amenti
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
The best sword fight ever. You must YouTube it.
AWESOMESAUCE! If only my bestie would be willing to do the same lol. I'd buy us both one.
01/20/2013
amenti amenti
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.

"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... More
LMAFO!!
01/20/2013
iliketoys121 iliketoys121
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Lol no i dont think that is why they sell them for but i guess you could if you are into that kinda thing
02/03/2013
StarrStacked StarrStacked
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Originally posted by Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.

So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... More
get a menstrual cup!
02/12/2013
hillys hillys
I would think about if someone said something mean bwahaha dildo smack
02/12/2013
AnnieMouse AnnieMouse
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Absolutely
03/10/2013
ashboo32 ashboo32
lol sometimes but i like to play with them more!
03/17/2013
karenm karenm
I've thought about it haha. They're fun to wiggle and hit against things.
03/17/2013
nickeyt nickeyt
it would be to much fun
03/26/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
We used to have one at my apartment that lived in the living room - one of the super realistic ones with a suction base. My four (male) roommates and I would stick it places where one the others would hopefully wind up smacking themselves in the face wit it. It was a lot of fun.
03/26/2013
Crystalline Crystalline
Mortal Kombat-style. XD
04/02/2013
captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
hahahaah. yup
04/02/2013
SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
We used to have one at my apartment that lived in the living room - one of the super realistic ones with a suction base. My four (male) roommates and I would stick it places where one the others would hopefully wind up smacking themselves in the face ... More
lmao a roommate and I had one of those extremely extra large butt plugs that are meant as a gag gift, we kept it as a center piece on our kitchen table. I will never forget the day his sister came over and saw it for the first time. The way her eyes widened and jaw dropped...lol
04/04/2013
delcubed delcubed
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
i have bought a large mubber fist and forearm who actualy uses this as a toy i dont know but i put it in the passanger seat of my car to fuck with people. but i bet it would make a good weapon too
04/07/2013
Miss.Monster518 Miss.Monster518
All the time lol
04/08/2013
snowminx snowminx
lol I actually smacked my ex with a vib before XD
Also the dildo thing reminds me of the giant purple dildo from saint row 3rd
04/08/2013
wicked48 wicked48
There are days I wish I had one in my desk drawer so that I could slap some people that I work with upside their head!
04/24/2013
DreezzyyBabyy DreezzyyBabyy
I have, with a strap on. The first time I ever put one on I just laughed and wanted to do that hahahah.
04/25/2013
Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
That thought never entered my mind...
04/25/2013
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