The "Mr. Potato Dick"...I mean "Frankendildo"... ah hell, the "Design your perfect dildo" thread.

OK, the title is odd, I know... but the point of this thread is to take features from various dildos you've tried and put them together to create a perfect toy.

Maybe you've found one that is perfect for you, but I seem to find myself thinking, "if only this were the same girth as..." or "I wish this were as long as..." ect. ect.

So here goes:
Material: Vixskin
Design/Shape: Vixskin Lonestar
Insertable Length: 8" (I like more length than I or my girlfriend can take)
Girth: 5.75" at thickest (according to my measurement, Lonestar is more like 6")
Additional Features: less bulky balls than those on Lonestar; a very sturdy suction cup option (I'd probably want one with and one without)

And a second, since one "perfect" toy wouldn't be enough
Material: Vixskin
Design/Shape: Vixskin Bandit
Insertable Length: 7.5-8" (just not too long it gets floppy, since it's tapered more than Lonestar)
Girth: 5.75" at thickest (Bandit is only about 5.5" at thickest)
Additional Features: a very sturdy suction cup option (I'd probably want one with and one without)

So basically, a slightly thinner Lonestar with alot more length and less bulky balls... and a slightly longer, thicker Bandit. less

I want an Njoy steel toy with the girth of the thicker end of the Pure wand and the shape of the Fun Wand. (Or slightly less girth than the thicker end of the pure wand on one end.) and a girthier "shaft" below the bulbs, so that it's closer to the girth of the bulb itself but slightly slimmer.

Almost a cross between the Eleven and the other two, really, because the shaft to bulb ratio on the Eleven is about perfect. less

Honestly, my ideal exists. It is the Tantus VIP. The perfect firmness, the perfect girth to be usable every single day, the perfect amount of drag, the perrrrrrfect ridge. Eudaemonia in cock form.


If I could tweak it to make it "perfect for me," I would own one that was a swirly peacock blue like the Happy Valley Hottie Xtra, and I would own another that was a realistic skin tone for me (about the color of Vixen's caramel). The realistic skin tone could have full balls, as well, instead of half-balls... actually, it could have "sucked up excited" balls rather than lower-hanging balls, so they felt more cohesive with the base of the dildo.

Edit: ooh, ooh! Or it could be made of marble, like a *real* Pygmalion's cock! less

Yep, my perfect dildo already exists, too - the VixSkin Tex. Jeeze, I feel like that's the only toy I've been talking about lately!

The only thing I might change to make it better would be to give the outer layer of the shaft the soft matte look and feel of O2 or Super Soft silicone, instead of the shiny effect that VixSkin has, and even then I'd have to actually have it in my hands to decide if it would really be better that way or not. Perhaps having it available in pale, icy blue would be nice, but at the same time I'd miss the realistic look. What's a girl to do? less

VixSkin that's harness compatible. About 8 to 9 inches long for a challenge with a gradual curve like a ~ and something like a knot at the end. I'd like it to be 2.7 inches in width at the head which would slowly widen to 3.45 inches at the shaft and then it'd be 3.7 inches at the knot. The texture would be matte and not smooth at all 'cause I don't dig smooth toys. There'd also be ridges or something, but not on the top/bottom of the shaft; on the sides. less

Other things I would really love:

A VixSkin double dong. Something approachable, like Tex's size but with Lone Star's undefined head, and make it 16" long, same head on each side. For partnered play or solo DP play. Just like all the nasty jelly ones, but safe and fun!

Also:

One of the VixSkins with a defined head (I'm thinking Buck) but which still has balls. less