This thing just about gave me a heart attack.

Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Ok, I'm sure that riding this thing is probably a totally intense experience and incredibly enjoyable for those who dare to attempt getting this thing into them. I just want to say that when I saw the picture, my initial reaction was pure shock. As much as I want to try to torture myself with this it scares the crap out of me. Has anybody that is still around actually used it? And more importantly, does it freak anybody else out? Maybe it is the size in proportion to the balls,I dunno, I am totally baffled by my reaction to this.
01/18/2011
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Jul!a Jul!a
I haven't used it, but I can definitely see what you mean by freaky, lol.
01/18/2011
Emily! Emily!
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I haven't used it, but I can definitely see what you mean by freaky, lol.
Same here! I think it's because the balls look so tiny compared to the GINORMOUS shaft.
01/18/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
It really freaks me out! I have a phobia of extremely large dicks. Ithyphallophobia-fear of erect penises + Megalophobia-fear of large objects = Meglo-Ithyphallophobia . Try and say that three times fast. Hell, I can't even get it out once.

Yes, this one scares me. However, maybe in the right hands it wouldn't be so bad. The little balls make me giggle though.
01/18/2011
KnK KnK
It sounds ridiculous, but I'd almost get this one for the novelty, or maybe for show. I could whip that baby out and scare the crap out of my friends. I threatened one of my roommates that I'd chase them with a dildo if they made me mad. Lol
01/18/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Redboxbaby
It really freaks me out! I have a phobia of extremely large dicks. Ithyphallophobia-fear of erect penises + Megalophobia-fear of large objects = Meglo-Ithyphallophobia . Try and say that three times fast. Hell, I can't even get it out once. ... More
I tied my tongue up on that one, lol
01/18/2011
Beth D Beth D
At first, looking at it really freaked me out but then it started to really amuse me. I don't think I'd use it, but I'd get it just to laugh about. I'd whip it out as a conversation starter, lol. Or like Twisted Finger said: chase people with it.

And use it as a club
01/18/2011
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by Beth D
At first, looking at it really freaked me out but then it started to really amuse me. I don't think I'd use it, but I'd get it just to laugh about. I'd whip it out as a conversation starter, lol. Or like Twisted Finger said: chase ... More
If it were silicone it could figure in a post-apocalyptic scene with hunter-gatherers
01/18/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by ScottA
If it were silicone it could figure in a post-apocalyptic scene with hunter-gatherers
LMAO! You crack me up!
01/18/2011
Beth D Beth D
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Originally posted by ScottA
If it were silicone it could figure in a post-apocalyptic scene with hunter-gatherers
LOL, yes
01/18/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Wow, that thing is huge. And they always look might bigger in person then from the pictures. Even the 1:1 ratio pictures can be deceiving sometimes.

I don't know how I feel about this one, though. It kind of gets me excited and nervous all at the same time.
01/18/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by KnK
It sounds ridiculous, but I'd almost get this one for the novelty, or maybe for show. I could whip that baby out and scare the crap out of my friends. I threatened one of my roommates that I'd chase them with a dildo if they made me mad. Lol
Me too, I'd probably get it just to attack friends with it pretending it was a flesh sabre.
01/18/2011
IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
It looks so disproportionate! I would totally buy it to use as burglar defense...pretty sure that if anyone tried to break into my apartment and saw me swinging this at them, they'd leave in a hurry.
01/19/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Kinda looks like the massive penis Jason in Friday the 13th Parody was packing...lol.

I'd be nicknaming that one stretch.
He doesn't do much for me .. looks wise.
01/19/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by KnK
It sounds ridiculous, but I'd almost get this one for the novelty, or maybe for show. I could whip that baby out and scare the crap out of my friends. I threatened one of my roommates that I'd chase them with a dildo if they made me mad. Lol
TOTALLY something I would do
01/19/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Haha You guys are awesome. I would totally get this just to have around and freak people out with. I mean, can you imagine just leaving it lying around somewhere totally noticeable and inviting people over. The anticipation of waiting for them to find it would kill me all on its own. I can only imagine how hard I would laugh when they saw it and gave me that "wtf, you crazy freak" look. Pretty much the same reason I am totally in love with the Belladonna Bitch Fist. I want that thing so badly.
There are actually a few dildos LARGER than this on the site, just search John Holmes and see what comes up. John Holmes had a 14 inch cock in real life. Yikes. Talk about trouser snake.
01/19/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Haha You guys are awesome. I would totally get this just to have around and freak people out with. I mean, can you imagine just leaving it lying around somewhere totally noticeable and inviting people over. The anticipation of waiting for them to ... More
Lol - I really want the Belladonna Bitch Fist too!
If I was a guy, I'd hate to have a cock that massive.

I finally received my HUNG package from the courier this afternoon.
F**K. It really is the size of a horse.
I have it sitting on my foot board of my bed just trying to take in the monster size. I think I'll need a week to build up.

Somebodies eyes are bigger than her vagina
01/19/2011
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Ok, I'm sure that riding this thing is probably a totally intense experience and incredibly enjoyable for those who dare to attempt getting this thing into them. I just want to say that when I saw the picture, my initial reaction was pure shock. ... More
The thing that freaks me out the most is that I can see how porous the rubber is just by looking at the pictures.

As far proportion goes, I am one who enjoys toys of varying , well, aesthetics. So that part doesn't freak me out! I also don't think I could do 2 1/8", 2" is the biggest I've gone and I only used that toy about 3 or 4 times.

Looking forward to your review! Lol
01/19/2011
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Lol - I really want the Belladonna Bitch Fist too!
If I was a guy, I'd hate to have a cock that massive.

I finally received my HUNG package from the courier this afternoon.
F**K. It really is the size of a horse.
I have it ... More
LMAO WOW! It does look yummy though! I did the same thing with the Tommy Gunn, Lol
01/19/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
LMAO WOW! It does look yummy though! I did the same thing with the Tommy Gunn, Lol
I'm still studying the Hung monster....lol.
Unfortunately he does have a slight stink going on too. Uggg
01/20/2011
Uncommon Pleasures Uncommon Pleasures
it is not as bad as one might think. it is the length that throws everything off. the girth really is not horrible to take. lol
02/15/2011
soyandapplecrisp soyandapplecrisp
Jesus christ, that length is ridiculous. I agree with strictly anal, the girth seems fine.

I wouldn't use one of these myself, personally.
03/02/2011
tammyandy69 tammyandy69
I think this would be a great toy for people into BDSM.
03/17/2011
Uncommon Pleasures Uncommon Pleasures
BDSM for sure. If you can take the whole length anally I applaud you and bow and the butt master. lol
03/22/2011
anonomous anonomous
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Originally posted by KnK
It sounds ridiculous, but I'd almost get this one for the novelty, or maybe for show. I could whip that baby out and scare the crap out of my friends. I threatened one of my roommates that I'd chase them with a dildo if they made me mad. Lol
Chasing someone around with this would be so worth buying it! lol
07/01/2011
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
This is kind of frightening!
07/01/2011
111enworb 111enworb
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Ok, I'm sure that riding this thing is probably a totally intense experience and incredibly enjoyable for those who dare to attempt getting this thing into them. I just want to say that when I saw the picture, my initial reaction was pure shock. ... More
this is an abnormally large cock
10/06/2011
111enworb 111enworb
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Originally posted by anonomous
Chasing someone around with this would be so worth buying it! lol
has anyone taken this whole thing
10/06/2011
111enworb 111enworb
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Originally posted by 111enworb
this is an abnormally large cock
i wish it wasnt made out of rubber tho
10/06/2011
111enworb 111enworb
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Originally posted by 111enworb
has anyone taken this whole thing
looks pretty good for the price
10/06/2011
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