What's the strangest thing you've used as a dildo?

What's the strangest thing you've used as a dildo?

 
 
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callsignhusker callsignhusker
I promise I won't tell
04/14/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
A small lump of black clay rolled into a roughly phallic shape about the size of a cigarette. Was completely boring and left behind a bunch of black powder inside me. Thankfully it washed out easily, and if I remember correctly the clay itself was non-toxic.
04/14/2012
VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
A nailpolish bottle.
04/15/2012
Raigne Raigne
The handle of a lint roller.
04/15/2012
Sam the Man Sam the Man
A toothbrush holder. Which I still use to hold my toothbrush.
04/15/2012
Lulia Lulia
When I was young and not the sharpest tool in the shed, I had a questionable relationship with my hairbrush handle.
04/15/2012
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
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Originally posted by VelvetDragon
A nailpolish bottle.
I've done that too! I thought it was just me. lol
04/15/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
When I was younger... The heel of my shoe. There was one layer of cloth in the way!!
04/15/2012
Beck Beck
A bed post, a vibrating tooth brush, hair brush, and screwdriver. I guess I've stuck many things in there!
04/15/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by callsignhusker
I promise I won't tell
the handle of a disposable razor, when i was a tween. it was part of my shower routine... ha.

when i was out of the country i'd use my bottle of moisturizer. it had a rough place on the base that could hurt if i shoved it in the wrong way... but god i needed to get off and fingers just weren't cutting it!
04/15/2012
ScottA ScottA
A cleaned and sanitized Oxo toilet brush handle (the handle could be screwed off). Hard plastic, rounded, and with a oval bump at the top that provided nice prostate stimulation.
04/16/2012
VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
Quote:
Originally posted by Lickable Lollie
I've done that too! I thought it was just me. lol
It was the first thing I ever used for penetration. XD
04/16/2012
xilliannax xilliannax
One of the fat permanent marker
04/16/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
Quote:
Originally posted by Lulia
When I was young and not the sharpest tool in the shed, I had a questionable relationship with my hairbrush handle.
Lol, exactly.
04/19/2012
JadeKitten JadeKitten
Quote:
Originally posted by callsignhusker
I promise I won't tell
lol You name it.
I was very frisky as a teen, and I didn't have the money to buy one. Now looking back on it if I got the money somehow I could have asked an older friend, ordered online, or even asked my grandma (awkward but I think she would have).

Pencil, Pin, glass bottle, small glass vase, toothbrush, hairbrush handle, nail polish bottle, mouse can, spritz hair spray, candle, glass (bad idea lol), cooking utensils, ice, water bottle with hot and cold water, plunger handle, Etc. :3
04/19/2012
JadeKitten JadeKitten
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
the handle of a disposable razor, when i was a tween. it was part of my shower routine... ha.

when i was out of the country i'd use my bottle of moisturizer. it had a rough place on the base that could hurt if i shoved it in the wrong ... More
Did that one too.
04/19/2012
JadeKitten JadeKitten
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
A bed post, a vibrating tooth brush, hair brush, and screwdriver. I guess I've stuck many things in there!
Same to all of those, and a hammer handle an a bed post.
04/19/2012
JadeKitten JadeKitten
Quote:
Originally posted by Raigne
The handle of a lint roller.
LOL did that too.
04/19/2012
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I think this thread supports the idea that young people should have access to sex toys, if only for safety.
04/19/2012
callsignhusker callsignhusker
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
I think this thread supports the idea that young people should have access to sex toys, if only for safety.
I agree, for those parents out there who think it's too awkward to have the talk or make toys available to their offspring... think of safety.
04/19/2012
dv8 dv8
Has anyone used a gear stick?
04/19/2012
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Unique posters: 16
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