What would you name your tantus vamp?

Madeira Madeira 03/13/2011

I've recently decided to name my tantus vamp after Poppy Z. Brite's vampire Zillah, and I was wondering what famous fictional vamp you would name a vamp dildo after?

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Madeira Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
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Madeira , BadassFatass , Drifter86 , RemusHalifax
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A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , ichigostrawberry , sasweetheart89 , unfulfilled
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Lady Marmelade , toxie m , Lio , REDRUM , Batty Harlot , cobiffle , Miss T , sixfootsex , dv8 , Totogrl , Kaltir , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Akira , Howells , Anjulie , CAKES , dezzydezire , Endocott , MJ1337 , Miss Voluptuous , UunicornN , MirelleDion , Jackol , jay28 , Elnoa , The Curious Couple , xylia , The Mother of a SiNner , SiNn , Beck , Kim! , daveysgirl , sktb0007 , toysforall , PiƱa Colada , carenautilus , Bignuf , punkstar283 , miss-miss , RemusHalifax , toastedbananas , sweetpea12 , Vanille , padmeamidala , fufucat , Djiffy , Stagger13 , slynch
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Coralbell , chantalgiardina , zracer , Eucaly , Steve of Eden , ~KillerQueen~ , Tessa Taboo
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RemusHalifax
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chantalgiardina , Sinfully , melissa1973 , daveysgirl , Gracie
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wetone123 , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , daniel and frances , kizzl , RemusHalifax
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potstickers , pinkcupcakes , Lummox , lovebugg , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , meganthomas , ichwillwaffels , sarki , null , Jenimi , Callisto , daveysgirl , Pixel , Vanille
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Total votes: 88 (78 voters)
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03/13/2011
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potstickers potstickers
Eric! *squeal*
03/14/2011
Batty Harlot Batty Harlot
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
03/14/2011
Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Batty Harlot
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
I forgot about them, I can't believe I did *slaps forehead*
03/14/2011
Armsjlove Armsjlove
Another vote for Spike here. ~ Arms
03/14/2011
Kaltir Kaltir
I've always liked the name Lestat, just not for any I know, but definitely for a toy, lol.
03/14/2011
Batty Harlot Batty Harlot
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
I forgot about them, I can't believe I did *slaps forehead*
I almost forgot about them myself. DX
03/14/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
I had to agree with you...although I might be tempted to use one of the vamp's from Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series. There are so many sexy vampires in her books. Although, I loved Zillah more as a character.
03/14/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Please, no Edward
03/15/2011
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by BadassFatass
I had to agree with you...although I might be tempted to use one of the vamp's from Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series. There are so many sexy vampires in her books. Although, I loved Zillah more as a character.
I could definitely get behind 'Jean-Claude' The early Anita Blake books were great, the later ones... kindling.
06/09/2011
daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
Ha! Great post.
06/09/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Heh, I'd actually probably name mine Aubrey, from Amelia Atwater-Rhode's early vampire books. Those were my first real taste of vampire fiction when I was younger, and I always felt intrigued by Aubrey - he was a villain in the first book, and a major protagonist in the second (multidimensional characters were a new concept for me) - and he's got a cool name.

Dangit. I never wanted a vamp dildo before, but now... But it's a little big for me, so I probably won't get it anyway (at least, not for quite a while).
06/10/2011
CAKES CAKES
I would name mine either Lestat or maybe after one of the guys from True Blood.
06/10/2011
ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
I don't think I would actually name a dildo, but if I did I would go with Eric from True blood. Then again Eric isnt really a very sexy name...
06/16/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
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Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
It's spelled "Stephenie Meyer".
06/19/2011
sarki sarki
I'd go with Eric
06/19/2011
Sinfully Sinfully
Bill from True Blood. Yum!
06/19/2011
Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by Batty Harlot
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
mmm yes, my vamp would be spike
06/19/2011
Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
My choice would have to be Marius de Romanus from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and the movie The Queen of the Damned...
06/20/2011
dezzydezire dezzydezire
OMG! you forgot spike from buffy! Total hottness!
07/04/2011
clp clp
Vampires freak me the fuck out. :'( Almost as much as zombies.

*now afraid of her Vamp*
07/04/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
I like the sound of Lestat.
07/05/2011
Jenimi Jenimi
its a "hard" choice diffidently but as with Miss Voluptuous I like the sound of Lestat on the tongue
07/05/2011
xylia xylia
lestat
sounds cooler
08/12/2011
Callisto Callisto
Quote:
Originally posted by potstickers
Eric! *squeal*
Seconded.

Oh..and Spike. YES!
08/13/2011
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
lestat for sure
08/13/2011
Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by Batty Harlot
Lestat, definitely! The Stuart Townsend version, not Tom Cruise.

But I might also consider naming it after Spike or Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've had the hots for those sexy bloodsuckers since I was a tween.
Oh yesssss.
Stuart Townsend was much more like picture in my head when I read them.
I also just bought the awesome fancy cover set of the first three books at Barnes & Noble the other day!
08/17/2011
kendra30752 kendra30752
None. I don't like the idea of my toys having names. Plus I'm not a vampire, tru blood or twilight or whatever fan. I just call mine "the purple one that rotates" or "the purple spiral-y one".
10/24/2011
carenautilus carenautilus
See, I'd be inclined to call it "The Bloodsucker".
10/24/2011
kizzl kizzl
Quote:
Originally posted by Steve of Eden
My choice would have to be Marius de Romanus from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and the movie The Queen of the Damned...
oooo, excellent choice. Marius was so well spoken, I can't believe I forgot about him!
10/24/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
The only vampires I've ever been into were Angel and Spike from Buffy, so if I had the vamp, I would probably nickname it one of those.
10/25/2011
RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
Oh my gosh, I love Lost Souls!
His name would probably switch from half the vampires in that book to just about all the vampires from Anne Rice's book. Why only have one of them, after all?
12/24/2011
Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
The Count...from sesame street
02/14/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
All those are really good, have you seen Interview with a Vampire??
02/14/2012
padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Just a silly topic wondering about what vampire you'd name a dildo after...
Lestat!
02/14/2012
Djiffy Djiffy
Absolutely Lestat. Mmmm.
02/23/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
LOL, I'd go with dracula. I have a big jelly dildo that my friend and I call big blue.
02/23/2012
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