Which Of These Dildos should I name After Michael Monroe

Contributor: Madeira Madeira 10/05/2010

Michael Monroe is my favorite musician, and one of the ten or so men on the planet I would have sex with (I'd really like to have sex with him) and I was wondering which of these dildos is most worthy of his name?

link Video of him preforming

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Contributor: Madeira Madeira
In terms of style and aesthetic (not just what his actual penis theoretically looks like?
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Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Holy 80's flashback!

I only have the Curve and the Acute dildos. However, based on personality, I would say the Tiger fits Michael Monroe the best in terms of color, appearance, and rather aggressive texture. Second choice would be the Curve based on color.
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Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Obviously due to my silly level of obsessive fandom, it has to be a pretty awesome dildo, which one of these will feel best do you think?
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Contributor: Kindred Kindred
In terms of pleasurable, you've picked some very different dildos. The Curve, Acute, and Sedeux Glam are pretty similar. However, I would say of the three, the Curve would be best in terms of size. The other two are likely too small for most.

The O2 Mark and the Johnny Vixskin are all about realistic look and feel, with the Johnny being larger. I'd say of those two, I'd go with the Johnny if you can handle the size. I also like the fact that it has slightly more of a curve for G-spotting, and lets not forget about the balls!

The Tiger is slightly smaller, but has all that lovely texture, if that's what you prefer.

Personally, I would probably go with the Johnny.
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