Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

  • Christmas shipping schedule
  • 20% OFF sitewide — Code: ENJOY20

Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I would never hear the end of it, my mom is to old fashion. But she does have a Wahl, has had it by her bed since I can remember. So if I did it would have to be a Hitatchi.
12/13/2010
DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
I just bought my parents a We-Vibe II. Every time my parents come up for a visit I show them my newest stuff. They know I review and my mom has been talking to me more about the things she's interested in. It's pretty neat that we have that kind of relationship.
12/13/2010
Airekah Airekah
My mom is kind of lacking the sense of understanding it would take to purchase something like that for her
12/13/2010
Harlequin Harlequin
hell no that's just gross!
12/13/2010
Taylor Taylor
I never met my mom, but I can't imagine getting one for my stepmom. I think she could use one though. She's so uptight and grumpy all the time.
12/18/2010
northstar northstar
I agree with the gift card idea, but it really would depend on how open you are in your relationship (or if you could gauge how much more open u could be if not to start with). For me....no way!
12/22/2010
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
I got my mom a toy for Christmas. She'll love it. She'd probably never buy one for herself, but I am betting that she will ask me where I got it and go look at the site now.
12/22/2010
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I don't think I could ever do that. Whenever the late night sex toy sale shows are on TV, she just makes fun of people who buy that kind of stuff. She would probably make fun of me for buying her something, too.
12/28/2010
kittychilla kittychilla
i don't think it'd be appreciated. but if she wanted one or something, sure.. i mean, i'd feel a little weird, but then again, she knows i have some toys..
01/12/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
When I was a kid, I accidentally found my mother's ENORMOUS sex toy collection. Suffice it to say, she doesn't need my help.
01/12/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
i actually gave my mom and her partner (lesbians in their mid 60s) Faith for xmas. I dont know if they used it yet but they seemed excited about it and both said they had never had a toy before. I had to show them how to turn it on.. thank god for wine. made the whole situation less weird LOL
01/17/2011
firekitten firekitten
I don't feel like it would be appropriate. I know she has toy(s?) but she's never openly admitted it and we don't talk about sex. She would probably find it disrespectful.
02/16/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
My mother and I never really talk about sex. I've just always found it awkward to discuss with family. So, I wouldn't buy her a toy.
02/16/2011
HoneyHoney HoneyHoney
Not if my life depended on it!
02/20/2011
Fuck it. Fuck it.
I would do it for mine. I might even do that next time I go to visit. My mom would never do it by herself.
02/28/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
I gave my mom some oregano inside some rolling paper as a gag gift once. I wouldn't buy her a sex toy for this upcoming holiday, but who knows? I might buy her one in the future.
02/28/2011
charip charip
My mother is very reserved, and I know for sure that she would be opposed to owning a sex toy, me giving her one would also start a lot of questions that shouldn't be asked.
03/12/2011
wetone123 wetone123
No, she would not appreciate it, but she probably needs a few!
03/23/2011
REDRUM REDRUM
I would never! XD
I already have to yell at my mom for masturbating on the couch in the living room, while watching porn. I'm just tired of walking in on her out there when all I want is a snack from the kitchen. If I get her a vibrator it will just get worse!

She probably needs one though. I'll probably get her one when I move out. Which will be sooner than later haha.
03/23/2011
bunny love bunny love
I would buy one for her if she expressed interest. I wouldn't be like, "hey mom! I got you a dildo! What's for dinner!?"
04/18/2011
Shaelote Shaelote
I think I'd send one anonymously personally >.<
04/18/2011
Shaelote Shaelote
Quote:
Originally posted by GNGenie
Mine flat out told me the other day it'd been 8 years. Part of me was mortified that she shared, but another part thought "No wonder you're such a pain!"
Yeah... I'd be mortified too. I found my mom's vibe once and I just don't think I'd ever be able to talk freely with her about this kind of thing. I know that all of us are very sex-positive here at EF, but I wonder how many of us can truly say we're that open when it comes to our parents?
04/18/2011
goawaybunnies90 goawaybunnies90
No way
04/18/2011
sassyNsensual sassyNsensual
I'd have to explain too much about my own life to her if I got her one
04/18/2011
barrettbn2 barrettbn2
nope never!
04/18/2011
BadgersRose BadgersRose
Maybe one day... or as a joke.
04/19/2011
lick123 lick123
No Way! We are not close at all though. My sisters or good friends, yes.
04/23/2011
jannie999 jannie999
Quote:
Originally posted by VieuxCarre
Hell to the yes. She doesn't get laid enough. I think she'd be more pleasant if she had one. It's more for humanity's sake than her own pleasure.
LOL
04/23/2011
jannie999 jannie999
Quote:
Originally posted by GNGenie
Ditto VieuxCarre. My mother is driving me up the wall and I plan to get her a high quality vibe for her birthday so she can stop being such a bitch.
LOL
04/23/2011
jannie999 jannie999
Quote:
Originally posted by Hannah Savage
For me, I think it's just too weird. My mother is quite open and I'm sure she wouldn't mind receiving a nice, high-quality vibe... but I'm not so sure that I don't mind sending her one. I know she uses/has some toys... Who knows, maybe one day.
LOL
04/23/2011
Total posts: 181
Unique posters: 154