Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

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Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

GONE! GONE!
I personally wouldn't for mine except as a gag gift.
01/09/2012
PeachieClean PeachieClean
I'm buying my mom a bunch of kama sutra stuff (Her first anniversary is coming up, but they are both too timid to buy things themselves so I figured I'd give 'em a hand.) so I don't really think there's anything wrong with it. Maybe you could go with a gift card instead, if you're worried.
01/11/2012
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
I've been seriously considering buying my mom a new vibrator. We had a recent conversation about vibrators and other sex toys, and it turns out her only vibrator is from Sears... SHE BOUGHT IT IN 1985! I'm amazed it still works, but think it would be a good idea to find her a new one.
01/11/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by VieuxCarre
Hell to the yes. She doesn't get laid enough. I think she'd be more pleasant if she had one. It's more for humanity's sake than her own pleasure.
ROFL! Best answer yet!
02/02/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I've often been tempted, but then reality gets in the way. My mother is very shy, easily embarrassed, and isn't exactly what you would call "sex positive". She owns a freaking back massager that looks like a drugstore Hitachi ...
Makes me think of my mom!
02/02/2012
fredacarl fredacarl
we talk about everything so yes
02/05/2012
BlooJay BlooJay
Hell to the no. Haha! We do not talk about things like that. !
02/10/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
No way!
02/10/2012
fredacarl fredacarl
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
yes
02/21/2012
samanthalynn samanthalynn
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
Yes
03/06/2012
Caus Caus
NOPE.
03/12/2012
Hibangel Hibangel
Depends on how "cool" your mom is!

Mine isn't. I have strongly considered buying my mother a "Faith" vibe (the pink ribbon breast cancer one) since her mother had breast cancer and a percentage goes to that cause. That way I can always laugh off what it is if it's awkward and maybe she'd be less embarrassed (ie teasing me) to recieve it, since it's for a good cause.

Maybe Faith would be a good first one for your mum?
03/16/2012
mistressg mistressg
She would be offended and beat me with it probably.
03/16/2012
Hibangel Hibangel
Quote:
Originally posted by Hibangel
Depends on how "cool" your mom is!

Mine isn't. I have strongly considered buying my mother a "Faith" vibe (the pink ribbon breast cancer one) since her mother had breast cancer and a percentage goes to that cause. ...
Now that I think about it, that really might work! You could make like it was a promotional gift you recieved for making a donation in her name.
03/16/2012
tinadice tinadice
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
Yes, I think that is a great idea
03/16/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
even though i know she has them i would never do that lol
03/17/2012
blackbetty79 blackbetty79
Yep! If she were alive I would. As a child going through her drawers, I found a OLD SCHOOL vibrator she had. So I know she has used one. Once my daughter is a grown woman, I would accept a toy from her as gag gift.
03/17/2012
Apirka Apirka
My mother and I aren't close at all, so I wouldn't give her a toy. But I have given her the Eden tote bag and calendar. She liked those.
03/29/2012
HannahPanda HannahPanda
She definitely doesn't need my help.
03/29/2012
bison bison
It would certainly mke for an interesting dinner table conversation...
03/30/2012
Brandonn Brandonn
Would be too strange
04/02/2012
sexxxxykitter sexxxxykitter
If you can get up the nerve to buy one for your mother than I say go for it! But personally my mother is in her 60's I wouldn't feel comfortable buying her a vibe.
04/02/2012
dks210 dks210
It depends on your mother, how close you are to her, and how YOU think she would react. I personally would never get a sex toy for my mom because she's not exactly sex positive. However, your mom could be completely different, so...
04/10/2012
P3ngu1n78 P3ngu1n78
Maybe if it was the sort of thing we talked about together
05/05/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
Maybe one day, maybe.
05/06/2012
lacybutton lacybutton
We never even had the sex talk growing up, so there is no way. I do know she owns some though, we found them as kids snooping around.
05/06/2012
Gdom Gdom
Nope, I wouldn't do so myself.
08/05/2012
satinlady550 satinlady550
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
My mother is so lost in the dark ages she probably doesn't even know what a sex toy is. If I were to purchase one for her she probably would throw it in the garbage.
08/12/2012
melissa1973 melissa1973
I get my mom the cake products. Can never have to much body soap and lotions.
08/31/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
If we were close and open about such things I would.
08/31/2012
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