Have you ever gotten a splinter with a wooden toy?

comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
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other
39  (39%)
Total votes: 101
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05/26/2012
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Bzz Bzz
Uh, I'm pretty sure they are made specially NOT to do that!
05/26/2012
Rossie Rossie
You shouldn't get splinters off a wooden toy, unless you're abusing it.
05/26/2012
tA tA
TB, I want to know too. I'm ultra-paranoid about this happening. ):
05/27/2012
vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
I think the finish on wooden toys is such that they won't give splinters!
05/27/2012
Terri69 Terri69
They won't give you splinters
05/27/2012
kendra30752 kendra30752
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
LOL. No. I don't use wood toys. They're a big turn off to me, but when I see them I always picture a splinter happening right in my cooter! I highly doubt it would happen as I'm pretty sure they polish the wood very well, but IT IS WOOD. There may be that possibility. You'd probably be able to feel any spots that aren't slick and smooth with your hands though. I hope they're all polished with some kind of fabulous polisher because wood HARBORS bacteria. EW. So the thought of that alone (polished wood or not) totally grosses me out. I don't even like using wooden handled knives so I darn sure wouldn't put wood inside me! Like I said though, pretty sure the wood in toys is "cured." Still turns me off though.
05/27/2012
ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I think it's very unlikely
05/27/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Don't own any but I would hope my hoochie coo would not get a splinter too.
05/27/2012
reinkaos reinkaos
This question is why my wife won't try a wooden dildo
05/27/2012
Annemarie Annemarie
Have you ever gotten a splinter from a wooden salad bowl?

They use the same finishing technique. If it's good enough to eat off of, it's good enough to use in your vagina.

C'mon people, if it wasn't safe, they wouldn't do it and charge $60+ a pop for it.
05/27/2012
RxL00 RxL00
dont have any
05/27/2012
Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Bzz
Uh, I'm pretty sure they are made specially NOT to do that!
Exactly, they are specially made to not be able to splinter inside a human.
05/27/2012
namelesschaos namelesschaos
Nope I have two and just ordered my third. Not worried.
05/27/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
Ouch... this is exactly the reason why we haven't bought a wooden toy yet... we have fears.
05/27/2012
Do emu Do emu
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
I honestly don't think they will, unless you intentionally alter it in some way.
05/27/2012
brevado brevado
No, because I don't care for the idea of wood toys. My order of preference is metal, then silicon.
05/28/2012
Sauceboss Sauceboss
ouch nope
05/29/2012
Jeanette Jeanette
ow! no!
05/29/2012
ophelialane ophelialane
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
Have you ever gotten a splinter from a wooden salad bowl?

They use the same finishing technique. If it's good enough to eat off of, it's good enough to use in your vagina.

C'mon people, if it wasn't safe, they ... More
oh man, i laughed so hard at this
05/31/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
No but that's a scary thought
06/01/2012
roskat roskat
I haven't tried wooden toys yet. The thought of vagina splinters isn't too pleasing...
06/06/2012
britanny0620 britanny0620
I haven't used a wooden toy but I doubt you'd get splinters from them...
06/06/2012
Lizard Lizard
Nope. lol.
06/06/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Hope this never happened but has anyone ever gotten a splinter off of a wood toy?
Never used wood but that would be horrible! Ouch
06/07/2012
Ukulele Guy Ukulele Guy
I've never used a wooden toy, but that's why I wouldn't want to.
06/07/2012
BlooJay BlooJay
I've never used one.
06/07/2012
Kitka Kitka
I don't have any wooden toys but I'm pretty sure they make them in a way so that they don't splinter while using them.
06/07/2012
ginainohio ginainohio
really interested in the wooden one
06/08/2012
BG529 BG529
I would not use a wooden toy for this exact reason. But that's just me i get freaked out easy... haha.
06/08/2012
Total posts: 76
Unique posters: 74