Have you ever used a vegetable?

keeweepoo keeweepoo
I always blush when I buy a big zucchini, but I've never known one in an intimate way. Have you or would you? Which veggie?
03/05/2013
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Ansley Ansley
Sure, why not? That's what condoms are for.

I've never done it just because I don't use condoms for any reason so I never remember to buy them but we joke about it all of the time. (I love cucumbers and eat two or three a week.)
03/05/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
I haven't and wouldn't because that's what my toys are for! Plus they'd be too firm for me anyway.
03/05/2013
keeweepoo keeweepoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Sure, why not? That's what condoms are for.

I've never done it just because I don't use condoms for any reason so I never remember to buy them but we joke about it all of the time. (I love cucumbers and eat two or three a week.)
I didn't even think of the need for a condom, but I guess the pesticides weren't made for vaginal insertion! I grow my cucumbers now, so there aren't any pesticides at least, but I think I'll stick with my Amathyst.

I imagined there are some people out there that exercise veggie love regularly, but maybe I've just seen too many episodes of "Real Sex".
03/29/2013
mdnght mdnght
No, but I've used a banana before. Once unsuccessfully (it ended up just getting smushed without actually going inside me) and once successfully, although it busted open just when things were getting good
03/29/2013
evie.amor evie.amor
Nope, might be interesting but I've got toys
03/29/2013
wanderer5964 wanderer5964
no that can not be safe!! haha and i wouldnt be able to due to my laughing as i was trying too..
03/29/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by keeweepoo
I always blush when I buy a big zucchini, but I've never known one in an intimate way. Have you or would you? Which veggie?
I haven't done it, and I'm not sure that I would because of dome food+sex horror stories that I've heard. I don't really see anything wrong with it for other people, but I don't think that veggie fun is for me.
03/29/2013
jr2012 jr2012
I did have an encounter with a cucumber when I was young, and very pre-sex toys.

...it wasn't that great. ha!
03/29/2013
Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
I've never tried it, although I've thought about it.

Many years ago, my husband used to work at a grocery store. There were two men and a woman who would come through his store at least once a week, every week, to purchase a large seedless cucumber and a bottle of lube. From what I've heard they always came in together and they always bought the same items every time. No idea whether anyone ever questioned them on what they were up to.
03/29/2013
ashboo32 ashboo32
i havent
03/30/2013
Badonk Badonk
no, i heard a horror story of a girl using a hot dog and it broke off inside of her...
04/17/2013
Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
no just for sanitary reasons
06/28/2013
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