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Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
11/06/2015
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Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
Green in what sense? The exterior of a cucumber is literally green but using one as a toy is probably a bad idea. If a cucumber is being considered as a method of self satisfaction, I'd like to seriously persuade the individual to consider something else.

Vegetables are good for you, but not like that...
11/06/2015
Andykh Andykh
Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I couldn't imagine using a cucumber as a toy. All I can say is different strokes for different folks lol.
11/06/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy
Hey don't judge me, just asking.
You can get white ones too.
11/06/2015
Lioncub Lioncub
Not ideal for sexual but green in that it is decomposable when you're done with it if that floats your boat.
11/06/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Lioncub
Not ideal for sexual but green in that it is decomposable when you're done with it if that floats your boat.
Eco-friendly. That is unless it pickles during use.
11/07/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by Andykh
Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I couldn't imagine using a cucumber as a toy. All I ...
I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.

So, now what do you people think ?
11/08/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.

So, now what do you people think ?
Meh, try squashes. Little bit bigger, ribbed and less firm than a carrot.
11/08/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones, examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on.

So, now what do you people think ?
Hilarious! I love the earth and all, I will do my part and recycle, I'm drawing the line on turning to the produce section . I like the buzz and rumble too much
11/08/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Hilarious! I love the earth and all, I will do my part and recycle, I'm drawing the line on turning to the produce section . I like the buzz and rumble too much
Well if produce is not your thing how about the deli section. I'm sure there is a salami for you. Or if you are a vegetarian a falafel with your name on it.
11/09/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to posts.

And I do remember that lady almost knocking me over to grab that cuke in front of me. I was shopping for salad items.
11/09/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to posts.

And I do remember ...
So was she... She just needed to "Toss Her Salad".
11/09/2015
Andykh Andykh
I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol
11/13/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
So was she... She just needed to "Toss Her Salad".
You beat me to that punchline.
11/13/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Andykh
I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.

"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."

The cashier says "Sure."

The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.

"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."

11/13/2015
Andykh Andykh
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.

"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."

The cashier says "Sure."

The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ...
Hahaha thats funny
11/13/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.

"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."

The cashier says "Sure."

The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the ...
Nice one!
11/13/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
Nice one!
Thanks.
11/14/2015
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