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I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier.
"Hey can I just quickly compare this melon."
The cashier says "Sure."
The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes the cashiers breast.
"Hmmm, firm but not ripe enough yet, I will come back next year."