vegetable dildo

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What is the best dildo from the produce section?
12/20/2010
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ToyGeek ToyGeek
I don't know, but for heaven's sake use a condom if you must.
12/20/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Cucumber!
12/20/2010
AussieSarah AussieSarah
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)

Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size at the moment) Kind of like an 8 ball ball which i have tried before and was really nice with the weight of it
12/20/2010
Autumn Brent Autumn Brent
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Originally posted by AussieSarah
Definately cucumber for dildo's maybe even carrot (havent tried that one)

Have also been tempted to try something like a small apple or something similar to put in my ass and 'POP' it out (cant think of anything thats a good size ... More
Yeah but an apple doesn't weigh nearly as much as an eight ball and if you get it stuck you are going to go into the hall of fame of most embarassing emergency room visits.
01/06/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I have never used a food product this way. Dunno! lol
01/06/2011
Tart Tart
I've never used a vegetable. I've never had to. Thank you EF!
01/06/2011
Mnemosyne Mnemosyne
I've never used a vegetable before. O___O But I'd think a carrot or cucumber would work...but yeah use a condom. D: I'd just feel so uncomfortable using one.
01/06/2011
AussieSarah AussieSarah
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Originally posted by Autumn Brent
Yeah but an apple doesn't weigh nearly as much as an eight ball and if you get it stuck you are going to go into the hall of fame of most embarassing emergency room visits.
well we'll just have to think of another fruit that weighs a little bit more then.
Personally i just like the idea of being able to 'shoot' things out my butt (and my man loves watching) so anything round does it for me and the lighter it is i suppose the easier it should be to expell out my ass as less weight to push.

Following on from another thread on here even tried setting up mirrors the other night so i could see it myself but wasnt too effective
01/07/2011
sixfootsex sixfootsex
Bananas, but they get a bit squashy after a while...
02/06/2011
dv8 dv8
Watermelon. Use plenty of lube.
02/08/2011
ScottA ScottA
I'm not sure that a vegetable would really be "green" in the environmentally-friend ly way. Agriculture uses up a lot of fossil fuels, and that cucumber dildo is going to be a short-term toy at best, possibly only one use, and afterwards what are you going to do with it?
02/08/2011
Harlot O Harlot O
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Originally posted by ScottA
I'm not sure that a vegetable would really be "green" in the environmentally-friend ly way. Agriculture uses up a lot of fossil fuels, and that cucumber dildo is going to be a short-term toy at best, possibly only one use, and ... More
I disagree. A vegetable that has been grown organically in a water-wise garden is not particularly taxing on the environment. And if you use a condom (on something sturdy like a carrot, cucumber or zucchini) there is really no reason you can't rinse the vegie off and have it for dinner!
02/08/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
I haven't really given it much thought, let alone tried it. But I would probably say a peeled cucumber, I think the chilling sensation could be fun.
02/08/2011
IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
I would probably go with a cucumber, provided that you use an XL condom over it to keep pesticides away from you. I can't say that I'm basing this on any experience, but after working in a supermarket for over four years, I can't say that my mind doesn't wander in that direction.
02/09/2011
onehotmomma onehotmomma
I hate vegetables, lol. The last thing I'd want to do is use one on myself!
02/09/2011
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by onehotmomma
I hate vegetables, lol. The last thing I'd want to do is use one on myself!
If you're shopping at the grocery, something from the produce section would be safer than a sausage or a cheese log.
02/09/2011
Amy Snookum Amy Snookum
Zucchini and banana. Don't forget the condom =)
03/24/2011
oopsy oopsy
Yes use a condom and don't tell anyone if you let them eat it later! But definately cucumber.
03/29/2011
Lilgirlsunshine Lilgirlsunshine
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Originally posted by dv8
Watermelon. Use plenty of lube.
Hahahaha! Awesome! Pineapple could also be entertaining. LOL
04/22/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
uh, i wouldn't try it, but a cucumber. please use a condom. food goes in the stomach, not other orifices ....
04/23/2011
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
Zucchini or another type of squash works well enough
04/23/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
I have this horrible image in my head of accidentally puncturing oneself in the cervix with a sharp carrot *shudders*.
04/23/2011
The Mother of a SiNner The Mother of a SiNner
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Originally posted by middleman
What is the best dildo from the produce section?
I dont think I will ever be able to goto the produce section again with outthinking of this question
06/19/2011
v23 v23
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
I don't know, but for heaven's sake use a condom if you must.
Def agree with you on that one
06/21/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Harlot O
I disagree. A vegetable that has been grown organically in a water-wise garden is not particularly taxing on the environment. And if you use a condom (on something sturdy like a carrot, cucumber or zucchini) there is really no reason you can't ... More
i dont know about eating it for dinner after that, though a compost pile would be fine.

as far as using a veggie not being green... come on, if a vegetable isn't green, i dont know what is. nothing could be greener than that, as far as biodegradability and low impact (anything manufactured is going to have a certain amount of fossil fuels going into its transportation and construction) one couldnt ask for more (less).
06/21/2011
Sinfully Sinfully
Cucumber or Zucchini would be nice
06/21/2011
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by The Mother of a SiNner
I dont think I will ever be able to goto the produce section again with outthinking of this question
Just don't test the veggies until you've purchased them.
06/24/2011
SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
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Originally posted by Lilgirlsunshine
Hahahaha! Awesome! Pineapple could also be entertaining. LOL
LOL

Never used a vegetable, but I'd go with the masses in saying probably cucumber.
06/24/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
LOL @ the Watermelon comment! YIKES
11/09/2011
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