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Dr. Seuss?

 
Essin' Em Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme :) Reply
3 months ago
Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
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Originally posted by Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme :)
Definitely. From what I remember, that book is definitely pervertable anyway- maybe a theme for an entire strip night! Reply
3 months ago
Essin' Em Essin' Em
Nothing better than perverting childhood favorites. I'm thinking a Seuess themed night would be awesome. If only I had the body to be a stripper, I'd totally rock it. Reply
3 months ago
Saurou Saurou
oh wow. now i'm seeing some really creepy power exchange role-playing with the Onceler. oh dear. *laughing* thanks for pointing this out. and a seuess strip night? amazing. we could add to it those silver nipple shields (if they worked) and have star-nippled sneetches! Reply
3 months ago
Essin' Em Essin' Em
Oh. Em. Gee.

And if we add food coloring to the lube? Ooblack!

Oh, the places a dirty mind will go :) Reply
3 months ago
Oggins Oggins
Too funny! I just wonder if I would be inspired to rhyme all of my sentences while wearing it! Reply
3 months ago
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